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Weekend Destructainment: The real Bike Hero

9:08 PM on 11.22.2008 | Hamza CTZ Aziz

36 comments

I love the Internet. It took no time at all for someone to respond to the Bike Hero viral ad. Freddy Wong here plays some Guitar Hero by way of a moving car with a TV in the back of it. It's really short, but it gets the point across.

Weekend Destructainment is GO! After the break, watch a brilliant GameStop ad that appeals to two things men love. Then check out the slightly sexual Zelda: Ocarina of Time ad. Random Robot Intermission follows with the Romba Cat. Then the cast from The Kids in The Hall play some Portal.

Next up, South Park plays some Call of Duty: World at War. Then the 40 Frag Mines guy goes on tour in Fallout 3. Next is a catchy rap based on the Final Fantasy VII victory theme. Followed by a montage of kills in Gears of War 2. The Destructainment ends with the Street Fighter pianest.

GameStop knows exactly the two things every man likes: Videogames and porn.

Japanese ad for Zelda: Ocarina of Time is totally not sexual. Spotted on CosbyTron's C Blog.

Random Robot Intermission: Romba Cat. Thanks, Dork!

The Kids in The Hall cast try to play Portal. They are totally not high at all. Spotted on Sharpless's C Blog.

South Park plays some Call of Duty: World at War. That was pretty fast.

40 Frag Mines on tour in Fallout 3. Spotted on EternalDarkWing's C Blog.

Pretty good rap based on the Final Fantasy VII victory theme. Spotted on MrJunko's C Blog.

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The Street Fighter pianist. Spotted on Capcom-Unity.

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34 comments | showing # 1 to 34

Charles Sharam

To be honest, I'm not sure if I would pin the word "sexual" to that Ocarina of Time ad. Maybe "autism" or "what-the-fuck."

Blind assassin

That Zelda ad was horrible. Maybe for a tennis game but it sucks badly for a Zelda game.

Danl Haas

I fucking lost it when that guy goes 'sonic boom!' under his breath in the piano video. Holy shit.

Trowble

"What's up viral marketing DOUCHEBAGS! This is Freddy Wong calling you!"

"HOW DOES IT FEEL! HOW DOES IT FEEL!"

Also, that Street Fighter pianist is full of awesome.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Charles: I WILL PIN WORDS TO THINGS AS I PLEASE

JTHomeslice

Freddy Wong is the fucking man.

mo0man

Why is the street fighter pianist playing in a hall filled with old people?

falinter

I wanna see Rock Band played on bikes. The whole band. Maybe Band VS Band.

MOAR EPIC

Charles Sharam

@ Hamza

Fair enough! Watching sexually suggestive Zelda commercials is the perfect way to cope with missing out on the topless Nerdcore extravaganza.

mr spooky

that was great. Now try playing drums, guitar, and mic all at the same time.

ProperlyParanoid

HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEL?!
Freddy Wong rocks.

Link39

That pianist is bitchin. That was a decent length for the difficutly of what he was playing, too

Charles Sharam

@ Link39

Definitely. I especially love when people transcribe game music for people like me who aren't so great at scribbling the notes down. I've got a pretty big stack of Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, and assorted Nintendo sheet music stashed under my piano bench from squaresound and similar sites.

Samit Sarkar

I want to punch that Freddy Wong dude in the face.

ChronosWing

omg... its bad enough I suck at guitar hero but jesus... expert while riding a bike...

bluexy

Freddy Wong is a modern American hero.

Aifel

Freddy Wong is my fucking hero.

Audiohol 4m33s

Hey, I recognize that guy from those other two Guitar Hero videos he posted up on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFVyQSmf_RY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3hZXfNZOE

Freddie Wong's legendary.

AnimaLux

C'mon, guys. Look me in the eye and tell me that playing Ocarina of Time doesn't make *you* make little 'gasmy sounds. :D

And the thought of Scott Thompson playing Portal is almost too much for me. I giggled, too. And not just because all the other Kids in the Hall dudes were laughing like fried potheads.

microwavefood

"Freddy Wong is a modern American hero."

agreed.

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Neonie

I can't believe people are ignoring the TRUE greatness in this post: Rohmba cat is FULL OF FUCKING WIN.

brimtastic

I still can't decide if I like that Wong fellow for his over-the-top antics, or if he's just a complete douche

TrailerParkJesus

Street Fighter penis

Charles Sharam

@ AnimaLux

Only when I put on the Goron's tunic. Makes me feel so goooooood.

LsTr Of SmG

Freddy Wong: Impressive. But for that intro alone - still a douche.

Citizen Erased

Jesus...just...Oh God.
That Bike Hero on Expert made me laugh until it HURT.

Batthink

That Freddy Wong... what a guy. ^_^

The Fallout 3 video was brilliant. A lot better than the first. :OD

bluexy

@Neonie

You are so right it hurts. Roomba cat is the cutest thing I've ever seen involving a Roomba.

The cats! They are mastering mechanical transportation! They have purchased their epic mounts!

Nubc4kes

@Bluexy

Oh my god... Could you image a world where every cat had a Roomba? THE END IS NIGH!!!!

GrayFox

Laughed my ass off at the kids in the hall thing.

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Freddy Wong can go eat a dick.

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