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Remember the PAX television network? Sure, the channel is now known as ION Network, but we know how it started. So for those of you who couldn't make it to PAX Prime 10 in Seattle this weekend, then enjoy some fine PAX television programming!

It's not even close to being the same thing!

Shop 'til You Drop

Touched by an Angel

The Hogan Family

Highway to Heaven

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Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 15:06
Super Drybones
da hell?!
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 15:10
llort het
On ion yesterday, I saw that Incredibly horrible cartoon Rupert. That was some nostalgia.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 15:26
Tony Ponce
You dick.
Tray Ben's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 15:38
Tray Ben
fucker
GoggleKnocker's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 15:45
GoggleKnocker
Well... at least this isn't as bad as constantly seeing that picture of Jim Sterling constantly giving us the finger while playing freakin' Duke Nukem Forever.
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 15:50
AlienGuy18
Supermarket Sweep is a great fucking show.
Kyogissun's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 15:50
Kyogissun
Supermarket Sweep was the shit and probably the 'only' good show on that channel.
Budogenkai's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 15:58
Budogenkai
I agree that show is boss. But wasn't Candied Camera on that channel as well? Now that was the shit.
Woopman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 16:10
Woopman
Asshole.
SilversunFrenzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 16:15
SilversunFrenzy
gdi supermarket sweep was easily the best game show ever
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 16:23
DarkTravesty
to the meat isle for generic HAMS!
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 16:33
Sir Legendhead
I'd touch her angel! Hoo yeah. Sure would.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 16:49
Batthink
What I'd give to get my own version of Supermarket Sweep... named Supermarket Sweep EXTREME! Just think...semtex! Riot shields! Catapults! Mixed martial arts! Someone give me some money for a pilot, and it'll rock, I tell you. And I'll keep Dale Winton in the show in the name of lulz.

And Highway to Heaven must have been a laugh riot if Michael Landon could make faces like that at the start of the video.
Kyogissun's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 17:16
Kyogissun
@Batthink: I think I'd rather do SuperULTRAmarket Sweep. Make it so people have to do a sweep in a MODERN day grocery store, that shit would be INTENSE.

OR, MegaSupermarket Sweep, where they have to 'sweep' in a wal-mart kind of store. And instead of little piss-ant 1-4 minute playtimes, I'd have them run for 7-10 minutes. In addition to that, they'd have to have each person do a run and they'd be limited to 2 carts per person.

I should work on that idea more and pitch that shit to GSN or something.
EvilRubberDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 18:13
EvilRubberDuck
Supermarket Sweep the Video Game?
ran196's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 21:45
ran196
I fucking love Supermarket Sweep
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 23:57
lewness
This basically says "Not going to PAX? Fuck you!". Don't worry, I've started crying already.

Also, fucking big set for Supermarket Sweep.
Doctor Tran's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2010 20:46
Doctor Tran
Aw man, I watched SO MUCH Touched By An Angel as a kid. That show was so boss. And Supermarket Sweep? Don't even get me started on Supermarket Sweep. Watching people manhandle comically enormous hams into shopping carts was simply too good to be true.
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