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You all know by now my hardcore love for all things Paul Robertson. As obsessive as I have become with his work, I have totally missed one of his older animations called The Magic Touch. It's nothing as action packed as was Pirate Baby Cabana Street Fight 2006, but it's still great to watch and relax to the music. Keep an eye out for a couple of videogame references. Special thanks goes out to Brandon at Insert Credit for opening my eyes.  
 
Welcome to a very L.A. themed Weekend Destructainment. How is this L.A. themed you ask? Because I'm in L.A. right now, that's why. First video after the jump, a very "compelling" reason as to why you shouldn't pirate games. After that, it's Random Robot Intermission and Robot Love.
 
Then, an 8-bit parody of the A-Team with one of the greatest lines ever uttered. Next up, a clip of a bad glitch in Twilgiht Princess. Then, a guy beats up his girlfriend over a videogame. Finally, more upskirt panty shots from Hot Shots Golf. 
The morale: Don't pirate games. OK, sure, we won't ... Spotted on Kotaku.
Random Robot Intermission: Robot Love. Really goofy, but LisaNova is a hottie. 
8-bit A-Team. It's really dumb, but has an awesome line in it: "Prove your loyality to us ... by letting this gorilla rape you." 
A really funky glitch from Twilight Princess. Thanks TheGoldenDonut! Elite Gamer, it'll destroy your relationship with your girlfriend ... LIKE ALL VIDEOGAMES!
More Hot Shots Golf upskirt action! I'll be damned to let Dale North steal my title as most perverted her at Destructoid. Spotted on Kotaku. 

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Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 11:32
Mabec
Some gamecompany should totally hire him.
Lowtax's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 11:43
Lowtax
LOL Whats up bitches? xD
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 12:19
Tron Knotts
I would play the Magic Touch game.

8-Bit A-Team was ok except for the end.

And the Robot Love video was extremely painful to watch unitl Lisa showed up.

Over wall, a great weekend destructainment.

Thanks CTZ!
BetaMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 12:31
BetaMaster
Robot Love video is a LisaNova parody of DaxFlame. He's a guy on YouTube who may or may not be fake - I say this because he is painfully socially inept and has serious emotional problems, if he's real, that is. Apparently he's stopped doing YouTube videos though.
Hot Hot Shots Golf videos! When's this come out in the US again?
Azereki's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 12:41
Azereki
Here is a link to the Pirate Baby's Cabana Street Fight 2006: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFJFe05DK7c
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 12:56
Tristero
Consider me Destructained.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 13:02
Neonie
"Im..not sure which side of the screen im on anymore..." HAHA! Classic!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 13:37
aborto thefetus
I have to say I'm dissapointed with the paul robertson video. I'ts not anywhere as good as his other ones.
ZakCanard's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 17:12
ZakCanard
@ Aborto
What do you think it needs? Ninjas? Squid? Ninja Squid?
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 17:41
Necros
So...how do you do that Zelda glitch?
Oolong's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 18:13
Oolong
I like this Paul Robertson video better than the Pirate Baby one. Both good, this one just slicker.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2007 03:21
thisissami
i really like the paul robertson video. he's a great animator! and it's really nice music too. have you ever seen interstella 5555? the daft punk movie? the music reminds me of some of their songs in that movie.

anyway, if you notice right at the end of the magic touch, when the kid is going to pick up his extra-large boombox and walk off, the very center of the thing, where you put the tape... it looks like a black and white destructoid robot.
rpbowlinggod's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2007 09:58
rpbowlinggod
you're right thisissami, it is a dest. robit.
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