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A song about the Metroid series to the tune of "Puff The Magic Dragon"? Totally awesomesauce. Spotted on BlindsideDork's C-Blog.
 
Ready? Set. Destructainment! Guy, Gal and Villain Episode 2 starts off the Destructainment right after the jump. Then, check out a collection of Street Fighter II merchandise ads. More Street Fighter-ness continues on with a cover of Cammy's theme.
 
Random Robot Intermission is up next, with Asimo the robot directing an orchestra. Next up is a really weird Super Mario love song. Then it's the Pokémon Polka. Next is a guide at how to beat Snake in Brawl. Weekend Destructainment ends with the most offensive episode of Inside Halo ever.

Guy, Gal and Villain Episode 2. 

A collection of some horrible old Street Fighter II ads.

Awesome cover of Cammy's theme from Street Fighter. Spotted on NihonTiger90's C-Blog.

Random Robot Intermission: Asimo directs an orchestra.

A Super Mario love song.

The Pokémon Polka ... mon. Spotted on OverTimeComedy.

How to beat Snake in Brawl.

The most offesnisve episode of Inside Halo yet.








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Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 13:09
Electro Lemon
Metroid? Isn't that the game you suck at in its 'Super' version?
's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 13:17
Clint
Isn't it supposed to be Destructainment? Awesome videos regardless :)
Vongore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 13:33
Vongore
The pokemon polkamon was from Weird Al Yankovich? i thought it was only a crappy song that came in the pokemon CD.
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 13:37
liquidninja
Those Street Fighter II commercials were opportunistically extravagant. Also, Lamar the Magic Metroid said it all.
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 13:43
urbanyeti
I suppose a good question to ask myself right now is why do I still know the words to the Polkamon song when that song came out when I was in 9th grade.

Lousy long-term memory.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 14:19
Teta
WTF the Mario love song was too weird.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 14:28
wardrox
She does have a big gun, it's true. Also, not too sure what I just watched in the Inside Halo....
JoeFitz703's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 14:33
JoeFitz703
I not only owned the tiger hand held street fighter game, but also mastered the 6 world warriors there in. Ahh memories.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 14:37
The GHost
THERE'S ONLY 1 PLACE 2 GET ALL YOUR GAMING NEWS!

DESTRUCTOID

There, I just wrote the first ever Destructoid TV commercial :D
niacin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 14:41
niacin
damn that mario love song is awesome, I just keep playing it over and over
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 14:44
MechaMonkey
Video 1: Is this one about weed too? I think it is.

Video 2: Episode 1 was much better.

Video 3: Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Street Fighters!

Video 4: Awesome.

Video 5: The arm movements were eerily lifelike. Kinda freaky, but cool.

Video 6: Peach is a superficial cockteasing bitch.

Video 7: Weird Al is a superior human being.

Video 8: lol, box fapping

Video 9: I don't get it.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 14:49
Aziel13
Ricardo <3
casinogrande's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 16:54
casinogrande
Did anyone else see the How To Beat Snake video in the Guy, Gal, and Villain Episode 2?
T9X's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 16:55
T9X
nice
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 18:26
moominsean
all i knows is you'd have to have a mighty big dick to fuck an entire planet.
Ninjajuice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 18:34
Ninjajuice
I'm guessing a musical theme this week?
Wiid Whacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 18:43
Wiid Whacker
Wow, in the sixth video, Peach had some TIG OL' BITTIES!
Respectable Gentleman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 18:59
Respectable Gentleman
The inside halo video made me freak. The how to beat snake video was aright too. Other than that, these videos disappointed me this week.
The Unforgivable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 19:55
The Unforgivable
voice is kind hawt on the metroid the magic dragon.
Vongore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 20:09
Vongore
@ Street Fighter 2 Handheld:

Gimme my batteries!! i will sue you goddammit!!

I'm going to get my kicks
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 20:23
Spartacus
The funny thing about the random robot intermission is that it's never random anymore.

Very destructaining videos.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 20:54
Sharpless
I have no idea what I just watched, in regards to the Japanese Mario "love song" thing. But Peach boobies are always nice.

The Metroid song was surprisingly great, though I'm loathe to enjoy anything made by ScrewAttack. Woot at the Psycrow reference. And Cammy. Oh, Cammy. Even your music turns me on.

...wait, what?
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 23:14
nintendoll
Duh, the Polkamon song was at the end of the first movie.

Not that I saw it in theaters to get the limited edition card....

To distract you from what I just said, my friend actually picked up a girl with the line "Let me show you my pokemons."
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 23:45
Sharpless
@Nintendoll
Nope, distraction not working.

brainpower4's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 02:46
brainpower4
Mario love song was strange but good, I didn't quite get it, if peach is bored with bowser, mario, and luigi who is she bangin'? I bet it is yoshi!!! PEACH HAS A DINO FETISH
Drop of Flame's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 03:01
Drop of Flame
It seems Halo machinima has gotten a LOT better since last I checked. Cool videos.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 05:57
Churchhills Dog
....*blink*.....*blink*........
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 08:36
Batthink
Video one: Aww. Cute Metroid. ^_^

Video two: Liked the RE references. It would be a good idea to keep the Hundred-Foot Kick in the next video. :O)

Video six: Already saw this one. Three times. That's how good this is. :OD

Video nine: "Hi, my name is Ricardo, and this is my pet Frankie Munez. Say hello, Frankie." "EEEEYYYYOUUUUUA"
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 12:17
Brian Szabelski
You're welcome for the awesome video. :p
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 16:43
The Grudge
I was toe tapping on that Metroid song. I sadly can't watch the UTUBE stuff from work. =(
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2008 02:11
Bob Muir
The second episode of Guy, Gal, Villain wasn't funny until half-way through, but once it hit RE territory, it was great.
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