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All three of my posts on this Saturday have involved tits.

After the break, watch as Mario tells us that drugs are bad and you'll go to Hell if you do it. Then watch as a sheep play Pong. Next, it's another Mega64 cosplayerz video. Then The Onion asks if videogames are preparing kids for The Apocalypse. After that, watch a video that you can blame Jonathan Holmes for.

Then it's the Wii Fit girl promoting a Nintendo product with her pants on. Next up, check out some MadWorld bloopers. Then it's Dr. Manhattan and his brand new game. Next, check out David Hayter from the old TV show called Major Dad. The Destructainment ends with the Famicom Bikini.

Mario lets us know that if you do drugs, you'll go to HELL! Spotted on GamePolitics -- Thanks NihonTiger90.

Pong as played by sheep.

Mega64: Cosplayerz Danze Fantaztic.

The Onion asks, are violent videogames preparing kids for The Apocalypse?


Blame Jonathan Holmes for this.

Wii Fit girl promotes EA's Wii Fit ripoff.

Some MadWorld DeathWatch bloopers.

Dr. Manhattan gets his own videogame. Thanks, Redzie!

David Hayter was on a show called Major Dad back in 1993. Check out the full episode over on Hulu if you're in America that is. Thanks, Blindside Dork!

The Famicom Bikini. Spotted on Kotaku and Hobbymedia.








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Tdiddy9182's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 22:06
Tdiddy9182
Every Hamza post has had boobies in it so far, I'm liking it
Prince Ghidorah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 22:07
Prince Ghidorah
I'm a gentleman, and so I will not comment on how Wii fit "girl" looks when not viewed from behind with a low quality camera.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 22:12
Jamie McGinn
I wonder what would happen if you put the Konami Code into that bikini?

SCIENCE!?!?
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 22:32
Jonathan Holmes
No need to worry; Kimberly Daily WILL be back.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 22:33
Chronic Logic
BLUE PENIS.
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 22:40
pascuz46
LOL I love how Mario is giving a lecture on Dont Do Drugs. It so ironic, I mean after all hese the one that eats the mushrooms and goes on an acid trip to save a princess from Bowser and who ever the fuck. Anyways that was funny.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 23:01
adultswim810
the sheep thing is the greatest thing ive ever seen
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 23:04
vApathyv
That Japanese girl...her huge eyes, lack of facial expression, the fact that she's constantly looking at the camera...it's like her stare is BURNING A HOLE IN YOUR SOUL. Creepy shit...
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 23:13
Xhumation
I'm surprised how much press and parody Dr. M's blue penis has gathered. I think it's one of the most tasteful uses of nudity I've seen in film in a while

but you know..japanese girl, famicom bikini, penis, something not very tasteful
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 23:58
GuitarAtomik
That Dr Manhattan game was gold. That low attack nearly made me spit out my soda.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 01:00
Necro BABS
Some people can't get over this dong thing can they?
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 01:32
Qraze
i bet she's 15 and already fuct a 36 year old.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 01:32
John B
MadWorld bloopers and Famicom bikinis. My weekend has been made.
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 01:39
bahss
fapfapfapicom
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 01:39
MechaMonkey
Video #1: Shrooms are Mario's anti-drug.

Video #2: I am in total awe. Nothing I accomplish in my life will be that great. Also, I want one of those dogs.

Video #3: lulzdancing is good for the soul.

Video #4: They have a point. I can shoot hella zombies, but I'm only going to die of exposure when I can't build a shelter.

Video #5: This young lady has a promising career ahead of her. In food services.

Video #6: She's lying. She feels no burn, except the burning sense of shame deep within her heart.

Video #7: Standard blooper material. Nothing extraordinary, but not bad.

Video #8: I actually did spit out my soda for the low attack.

Video #9: Anything his name attached to is gold. Time to go watch Guyver 2.

Video 10: This video just screams, "JERK OFF TO ME PLEASE I NEED TO PAY MY GAS BILL".


No random robot intermission?
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 04:01
pedrovay2003
Hey, it's my buddy Cap'n Lou! :P
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 06:32
ArrestedDeveloper
That asian chick is hot and creepy.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 09:08
Fusiontr
Those sheepdogs show the true power of the UK

We will kick all asses with glowing sheep of doom

And Mega64's dance videos never cease to amaze me with awesome
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 09:26
Joe Burling
I'll gladly trade two brick and one wood for those sheep!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 09:31
Batthink
Video 2: Epic sheep-herding. :OD

Video 5: Presented by Kimberly Daily. Singing by Kimberly Daily. Costumes by Kimberly Daily. Props by Kimberly Daily. Produced by Kimberly Daily. Directed by Kimberly Daily. :O)

Video 8: I LMAOed at this. Gold-standard humour. :OD

Video 10: I'd get my hands on that joypad... :O)
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 09:43
Neonie
Whole last video I'm thinking: Is it even legall for me to be fucking watching this?!
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 10:03
ErigBurger
And more tits. That seems to be the theme this weekend.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 13:01
king3vbo
That Dr. Manhattan video almost gave me a heart attack
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 14:07
nintendoll
Is it weird that the girl in the "Famicom" bikini weirds me out because 1. she has no jewelry in her belly button piercing and 2. it looks like she has one tooth in the center of her mouth?
PrinnyMedic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 15:30
PrinnyMedic
nintendog she looked fine to me but then again I do have the Asian plague -_-
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 20:20
Naim Master
I'd tap her A , if you know what I mean !
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 21:06
seigfreid
Dr. Manhattan FTW
FlozaxRollins's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 23:46
FlozaxRollins
BOING!
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 12:14
BulletTrain
I have no idea why, but the sheep herding thing was the funniest stuff I've seen in a long time. Just the ridiculousness of standing out in a field herding sheep with leds on them for hours is hilarious.
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