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Say hello to the next Star Wars Kid. YouTuber fartbuttface has made a several replica guns and weapons from Halo 3 all made out of cardboard. It's pretty neat until you see the replica Turret and Missile Pod weapons. As soon as I saw those, I didn't know whether to be extremely impressed or worried that this kid doesn't get out as much as he should. I was a little disappointed that there wasn't a Brute Hammer, but it looks like there will be a part two to this. Spotted on RedRabbit's C Blog
 
! What the f*ck is a Destructainment?! After the break, Random Robot Intermission continues the Destructainment with a robot playing Air Hockey. Then, meet the Team Fortress 2 Spy checker. Then the Mega64 crew strike a poze. Next up, Snake and Sonic try and save Princess Zelda in Brawl. 
 
Then it's a half-hour long look at the voice acting behind Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3. Next up, some guy clears the first stage in Sonic 2 without getting a single ring. Then Mario gets caught on To Catch a Predator. Next, it's the ending to Superman 64. The Destructainment ends with over 30 cop cars getting blown up at once in Grand Theft Auto IV

Random Robot Intermission: The Air Hockey playing robot.

Meet the Team Fortress 2 Spy Checker. Spotted on brecksher's C Blog.

Mega64: Cosplayerz strike a Poze. 

Snake and Sonic try and save Princess Zelda in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Spotted on GoNintendo.

Behind the scenes of the Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3 voice acting. It's almost 30 minutes long.

Completing the first level of Sonic 2 without getting a single ring. Spotted on Kif's C Blog.

Mario gets caught on To Catch a Predator. Thanks, Eric!

The ending to Superman 64. Fun fact: I just gave my two-year-old cousin this game with the Nintendo 64 I recently gave him. Hey, he likes Superman and won't know the difference ... what? Don't look at me like that. 

Blowing up over 30 cop cars at once in Grand Theft Auto IV. Thanks Fitch Buckes. 








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Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 19:10
Zombutler
Does anyone know the music in the Sonic 2 Video?
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 19:23
ajaxender
that tf2 video was the funniest thing ive seen in a while. Im so gonna run around screaming spy check when i play pyro now.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 19:31
SWE3tMadness
Great Destructainment this week! The Mega 64 shenanigans vid was my favorite (because I have a lot of friends who happen to be Naruto fans, so I half expected to see some of them in that group photo. xD ), but the Sonic video was amazing too. I can't even imagine the time it took the guy to plan and pull that off. :o
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 19:34
Jonathan Kerr
@RedRabbit

Roygbiv by Boards Of Canada
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 19:42
Zombutler
Thanks John
Debeo Laurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 19:43
Debeo Laurus
Team Fortress 2 ,Spychecker ftw.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 19:54
covah
In the halo kid video, I was waiting for his step father to come in and beat him the entire time.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 19:55
Teta
That kid has talent and issues.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 19:58
Aaron Mxy Yost
What did your two-year-old cousin ever do to inspire such a cruel act towards him? I mean, Superman 64 man... that's harsh.
nopk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 19:58
nopk
Yes, none of you ever played make believe when you were children.

You're all soulless dickfaces to be making fun of this kid.

I wish I had an ounce of talent or imagination this kid had when I was his age.
TheGregsaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 20:03
TheGregsaw
the t-bagging was a nice touch
Your moms new boyfriend's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 20:22
Your moms new boyfriend
For the love of God, someone please reedit the Halo kid video with special effects!
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 20:31
kaciesaurus
did he really just teabag the ground?
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 20:40
kawitchate
how... how did someone GET to the end of Superman 64?!? what type of person hates themselves so much that they'd go through that???
Miker's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 20:57
Miker
@kaciesaurus

No, sir, I believe he's teabagging an invisible cardboard covenant.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 21:24
s0lesurviv0r
Why do you hate your cousin so much, Hamza? For gods sake, why???
jrwolv's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 21:24
jrwolv
That's really lame... But the fact that he can get a slide on the shotgun is pretty skill xD...
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 21:30
xe-cute
That kid is awesome!!!!!

CAN HEZ HAZ RECON?

He deserves it!

Can't wait until someone redoes the vid with special effects.
gingerbreadben's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 21:36
gingerbreadben
@kawitchate

I remember not too long ago, I actually almost got through the entire game.

Young minds have nothing better to do :D
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 22:50
Clockwork
Awesome GTA IV video is awesome.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 23:21
DaedHead8
Destructainment is awesome this week. That sonic video felt so unnatural to watch, I'm also confused why it says "Yall Faggots" at the end. Is the creator claiming his superior sonic skills have rendered us all homosexual? That would be terrifying.
myheadsonfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 00:34
myheadsonfire
I think sonic kid was referring to all the "normal" people who collect rings as fags, since he's so hardcore he doesn't need to. and I'll admit, that's pretty hardcore
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 01:06
nintendoll
Strike a Poze = extra awesome with Freezepop "Parlez-Vous Freezepop" remix.

The end of Superman 64 is seriously the worst ending ever. It's like Bible Adventures: "Great Job! But you forgot Baby Moses!"

And Spy Check makes me want to continuously scream "SPY CHECK" for no apparent reason.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 02:12
Sharpless
Man, the comments on that kid's video are harsh. I mean, yes, it's kind of sad and borderline pathetic, but it's not really any worse than any other cosplayer, other than qualitywise. That said, he has an amazing attention to detail, there. Which means he plays Halo far too much.

Team Fortress 2 videos are always win.

And I love me some Mega64. I kind of feel bad when they act like dicks in public, but it's still lulzy.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 05:42
ArrestedDeveloper
I bet the halo kid masturbates to Luke Smith.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 08:58
B-Radicate
Not bad, but half the videos are taken down now. Sadness.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 11:09
Batthink
Video one: Wow, that kid has the weapons, the armour and the Master Chief pose worked out. O_O Props to him.

Video two: My word, first Deep Blue takes over chess, now this. What next, darts?

Video seven: Yes, great skills. And Boards of Canada rule. :OD

Video ten: BOOM! :OD
Mustin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 11:24
Mustin
Damn.

That Halo kid needs to jump in that clown car behind him and get to the mall to find some vag 'cause he's in trouble.

Though props to him for the dedication. Imagine if he put that towards boobs.

Aw, who am I kidding. That's actually me in the video. Glad you all liked it.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 11:55
Sharpless
@ArrestedDeveloper
I masturbate to Frank O'Connor.

@B-Radicate
All the videos are still working. Just refresh the page next time, or watch them on their host sites. Never believe it when YouTube videos tell you they're not available. It's just a weird YouTube glitch.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 14:00
king3vbo
That spycheck video was incredible
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 18:25
TurboSpaz
The halo kid was plain scary, but the sonic kid was awesome.
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