I can't believe I missed this video the first time it made the rounds a few months back. The video is of a break dancer showing off his moves when a poor little baby happens to run into the middle of his routine. You feel bad for the kid, but you just can't help to laugh thanks to the sound effects.
Sorry for such a long delay, but hey, it's still the weekend and this feature is called Weekend Destructainment after all. The Destructainment begins with an extremely lucky timed Frag Grenade and missle from the SPNKR in Halo 3. Next up, a review of Bomerman: Act Zero from FreezeCracker. Then it's the DK rap just for the hell of it. Next, a lost Mega64 skit with Super Smash Bros. Next, Master Chief goes on a date. Robot Random Intermission wraps-up the show with a guide on how to make solar powered robots.
Extreme luck: Shooting a rocket at someone only to have it get deflected with a Frag grenade and have the deflected rocket steal a double kill.
FreezeCracker reviews Bomberman: Act Zero
The DK rap. Eh, why not?
Mega64 does Super Smash Bros. It's got quite the history, but simply put, it probably won't ever make the light of day officially from Rocco and the team. Thanks, Geoff!
Master Chief goes on a date. It's a MadTV skit that's really well researched, but falls short of funny. Thanks, Winner!Random Robot Intermission: How to make a tiny solar powered insect robot!
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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Super Mario RPG, Halo, iPhone, Videogame cover bands, Super Nintendo
Meet the rest of the team
Video 2: Theater is one of the greatest innovations in multiplayer gaming to date.
Video 3: Who reviews Bomberman: Act Zero? It's nice that we're supporting the mentally handicapped and all, but that was too far.
Video 4: DJ Cranky Kong in da hizzouse!
Video 5: Donkey Kong's entrance startled me.
Video 6: His head is enormous. Dark Helmet style. And far too specific. Nobody who hasn't played Halo would get this. I wish I didn't get it. Why is MadTV still around?
Me and my friends did Smash Bros. once and it was hilarious we even had Kirby. They actually don't like that video, they always say they should have made it better. Jam Sessions is where it is at. Great videos.
Oh my god. Even though I had already seen that first video (minus the Street Fighter sound effects), and I knew what to expect, I could not help but laugh out loud when he kicked that kid. I'm an awful person.
@Orionsaint: Of course not. It would be stupid to blame the breakdancer. He was clearly doing his breakdancing thing in a location fit for it, where he would never expect to kick a kid so hard he/she/it flips over. It is 100% the parents' fault.
That breakdancing incident was hilarious, although I hope the kid was okay after that (of course, I don't want a badly-injured sprog on my conc... on my conscience? Yeah, that).
And that Halo one is marvellous. Two thumbs fresh.
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10:31 PM on 11.04.2007
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Video 2: Theater is one of the greatest innovations in multiplayer gaming to date.
Video 3: Who reviews Bomberman: Act Zero? It's nice that we're supporting the mentally handicapped and all, but that was too far.
Video 4: DJ Cranky Kong in da hizzouse!
Video 5: Donkey Kong's entrance startled me.
Video 6: His head is enormous. Dark Helmet style. And far too specific. Nobody who hasn't played Halo would get this. I wish I didn't get it. Why is MadTV still around?
Video 7: Needs more solar-powered laser.
YOU WIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ze-xQoEfOU
BTW Lmfao! @ that kid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac5y-MUj0KY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtIuh38JmcI&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPoEGsQj9XA
And that Halo one is marvellous. Two thumbs fresh.