Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.
Lesbianism, omg shoes, the Goddamn Batman, property damage and more await you in this edition of Weekend Destructainment. After the break, we have a lovely scene from Castlevania Judgment. Then check out the bottom of Mr. Destructoid's shoe! Next up, Dtoider NukaCola does some music from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time on the drums. Next, Batman checks out E3 09.
Random Robot Intermission is next with robot with guns. Then it's an old school Gameboy Pocket ad. Followed by Ryu destroying a car. Then it's the latest episode of Marcus' Corner. Next, ScrewAttack shows off a different version of Milo. The Destructainment ends with a beautiful cover of Portal's "Still Alive."
Extreme lesbian pedophilia torture in Castlevania Judgment. Spotted on Geoff's C Blog.
Here's what the bottom of Mr. Destructoid's shoe looks like! Via Kotaku.
Dtoider NukaCola's drum cover for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time.
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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Super Mario RPG, Halo, iPhone, Videogame cover bands, Super Nintendo
Meet the rest of the team
I really shouldn't have laughed at that pointless but dramatic zooming action at the intro of that Mega64 video. And hearing Batman asking if LA was ready to rock was great.
Unfortunately, that Ryu video is all a viral ad for that Samsung camera. Hence the cutting away to it, and the specific mention of the camera in the video's info. Le sigh.
Hey Autumn, yeah I'll admit the first two tracks or so feel kind of off-sync, with Player Select I was just improvising everything that was going on, and as for "Big Apple, 3AM" that was simply a tough one to sync to the music. Windows Movie Maker's a shoddy program :/ But yeah, I know what you're saying.
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10:00 PM on 06.13.2009
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that portal cover was cheesy as hell though.
And how did no one catch my mispelling of punctuation?
Getting sloppy.
Also,what RAB said.
Second on the Vin Diesel comment.
Oh, and one drummer to another, Nuka - practice to a click track more often, it was kinda sloppy.
Oh, and Nuka still has good drumming.