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Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.

Lesbianism, omg shoes, the Goddamn Batman, property damage and more await you in this edition of Weekend Destructainment. After the break, we have a lovely scene from Castlevania Judgment. Then check out the bottom of Mr. Destructoid's shoe! Next up, Dtoider NukaCola does some music from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time on the drums. Next, Batman checks out E3 09.

Random Robot Intermission is next with robot with guns. Then it's an old school Gameboy Pocket ad. Followed by Ryu destroying a car. Then it's the latest episode of Marcus' Corner. Next, ScrewAttack shows off a different version of Milo. The Destructainment ends with a beautiful cover of Portal's "Still Alive."

Extreme lesbian pedophilia torture in Castlevania Judgment. Spotted on Geoff's C Blog.

Here's what the bottom of Mr. Destructoid's shoe looks like! Via Kotaku.

Dtoider NukaCola's drum cover for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time.

Batman checks out E3 09. Spotted on ToplessRobot

Random Robot Intermission: Our future robot guardians. Spotted on Geekologie.

Old school ad: Gameboy Pocket is so hot. Spotted on Offworld.

Ryu takes out a car.

Marcus' Corner episode 5 is really really really uncomfortable.

ScrewAttack shows off the other Milo ... and Mijo.

A very beautiful cover of Portal's "Still Alive". Thanks, Noam.








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ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 22:25
ChronosWing
Oh god the mega64 skit was great.. I am still laughing just thinking about the stupidity of some people.
sylphx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 22:32
sylphx
enjoyed the milo video. I was actually thinking if it would react to negative reinforcement when I saw the demo.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 22:48
AgentMOO
*gruff*THERE'S A BATMAN GAME?
mars's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 22:54
mars
I enjoyed the ryu takes out a car. Man i love it i need more.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 23:20
RAB
that ryu guy is a badass
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 23:43
de BLOO
You know what else is badass RAB? Fucking puncuation, grammer, and sentence structure.

:P
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 23:56
AgentMOO
@de BLOO
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 00:32
peachboy
hooray for agent moo

that portal cover was cheesy as hell though.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 01:07
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Oh man, de BLOO just GOT TOLD!
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 01:16
Jack Maverick
I really shouldn't have laughed at that pointless but dramatic zooming action at the intro of that Mega64 video. And hearing Batman asking if LA was ready to rock was great.
393924's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 01:22
393924
It should also be mentioned that de BLOO's lack of grammar makes his sentence seem to imply that having sex with with the rules of English is badass.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 01:30
de BLOO
OH SHI- :D

And how did no one catch my mispelling of punctuation?

Getting sloppy.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 01:32
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Aaaaaannndddd 393924 wins the thread.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 01:42
de BLOO
Well AgentMOO deserves the Grammar badge, thats for sure.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 02:11
Wintersocks
TOO MANY VIN DIESELS!

Also,what RAB said.
Saint Demon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 02:23
Saint Demon
@Wintersocks

Second on the Vin Diesel comment.
Insanity Warden's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 02:25
Insanity Warden
Once you go bat, you never go back.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 02:37
Electro Lemon
Unfortunately, that Ryu video is all a viral ad for that Samsung camera. Hence the cutting away to it, and the specific mention of the camera in the video's info. Le sigh.
Autumn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 04:23
Autumn
Woah, that Portal cover gave me chills.
Oh, and one drummer to another, Nuka - practice to a click track more often, it was kinda sloppy.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 05:14
Justice
I thought that Ryu vid was funny and the Still Alive cover was cool but Agent Moo just made my day.
munkee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 05:15
munkee
"some days the weathers quite lovely. i don't know why they have to depict it like this?"
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 05:36
Tarvu
Don't forget Samit's birthday today!
NukaCola's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 10:23
NukaCola
Hey Autumn, yeah I'll admit the first two tracks or so feel kind of off-sync, with Player Select I was just improvising everything that was going on, and as for "Big Apple, 3AM" that was simply a tough one to sync to the music. Windows Movie Maker's a shoddy program :/ But yeah, I know what you're saying.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 10:37
Sam Spectre
lmfao at that Mega64 skit and the Batman one
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 11:06
Batthink
"Once you go bat, you'll never go back." I think I'll make that my catchphrase. :O)

Oh, and Nuka still has good drumming.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 11:48
DaedHead8
That wannabe Batman was funny as hell but the wannabe Ryu would beat him in a fight.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 12:26
fetusmilk
robots with auto shotguns? ill take one please.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 10:44
de BLOO
LMAO John
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