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[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.]

I'm at PAX East right now so I'm keeping this short. Hell, you all know how Weekend Destructainment works by now. I've been doing it for over three years now after all!

More after the break.

Uncharted 2 in real life as done by AgainstBelief.



The worst Wii peripheral ever. Thanks, Crunshii



The Hatch from Lost is in Just Cause 2.



Dtoider P4KO does a rock cover of Sonic the Hedgehog 4 music.



God of War III launched in Brazil with style.



God of War III's Aphrodite sex mini-game. NSFW!



Geometry Wars as a stop-motion movie.








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Pudge Controls the Weather's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 18:03
Pudge Controls the Weather
That God of War clip made me want to die.
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 18:06
Dv8thwonder
I would actually use that Wii peripheral if didn't already have the "Perfect Pushups" device from GNC.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 18:14
ace of knaves
I never get tired of people reenacting games in front of bewildered people.
Mike Moran's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 18:16
Mike Moran
Wow, that God of War sex mini-game is actually ANNOYING. Wow. Some people probably bought the game for this crap too.
Moloks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 19:58
Moloks
God of War III released in Brazil for ONLY U$140!
It's so cheap that makes me cry! /irony


Then again, epic Kratos cosplay is epic.
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 20:51
Sir Legendhead
I just played the Lost mission in JC2. Apparently it has the entire island.

I'm not that familiar with the show, but liked the JC2 explanation for what causes the plane crashes.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 21:03
KingSigy
The Uncharted clip was outstanding.
Mike Moran's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 21:18
Mike Moran
@twelvefiftyone: People were freaking out when they thought GoW3 might not have a sex mini-game. This dumb crap really mattered to people.
vicpc's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 21:25
vicpc
@Moloks: It actually launched for R$199,00 (at least it is the price most places charge), witch is about U$110,00. It isn't that much better. Damn taxes.
RaelXX's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 22:17
RaelXX
@Moloks Wow, so you'd forget about buying. wow!! BTW My character in WoW is a Shaman, wow.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 22:24
Xzyliac
@Wry Guy
As much as it pains me to say it I have to agree with twelvefiftyone. Just because it mattered to people doesn't mean they bought it for that. That's a little bit extreme.
Caspulex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 22:48
Caspulex
@Xzyliac

Well, that's debatable for sure, but think of past incidents like that...

Like KoFXII's original "No Mai, no buy", and blatant fanservice games...

Saying people wouldn't buy GoW3 without a sex minigame really isn't too far off.

That being said, I'll take most peoples' word for it and agree that it's irritating because I don't have the attention span to watch it.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 23:07
Xzyliac
@Caspulex
And PC gamers won't buy MW2 without dedicated servers. GoW 3 is way too big to not be bought by something as petty as a sex minigame. KoF is not nearly the scale of GoW. GoW would sell gangbusters based on name alone.
Caspulex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 23:21
Caspulex
I suppose you're right, I concede.
Mike Moran's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2010 23:49
Mike Moran
@Xzyliac: Fair enough points.
Ramalho's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 00:04
Ramalho
Why is the guy playing Kratos thinks he's a monkey? Seriously, he's acting like a gorilla in Times Square. Also, I didn't knew God of War 3 was official in Brazil since the PS3 isn't, I had to pay U$100 anyway so whatever.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 01:49
Occams electric toothbrush
What if they bought God of War III without the sex mini-game then just went out and had actual sex?

win/win
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 02:16
Los255
That Uncharted vid was funny, but that Geometry Wars vid was TITS. I guess cause I'm a sucker for Stop Motion.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 03:57
Jack Maverick
That Geometry Wars video was put together really well.
Moloks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 08:52
Moloks
@vicpc
You're right, they are selling the game now for R$199,90, but I remember it was available for pre-order earlier in the month on a few stores (like fnac) at the ridiculous price of R$249,90, which is something like U$135~140.

The fact that with the game being released officially here with this price makes it useless, importing still is the way to go, it's way much cheaper and besides, in a couple of months, used copies might start to pop up in ebay with even better prices.
Vigilante8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 10:29
Vigilante8
I found this video on a Brazilian blog and then posted it, but hey! this version is much better!

I was looking for the shots with him opening the doors, good job!
Captain Highwind's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 11:04
Captain Highwind
So Aphrodite just lays in bed all day bitching about her husband?
ANevskyUSA's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 13:58
ANevskyUSA
@Captain Highwind - No, she also enjoys (1)bribing beauty contest judges by means of other people's wives, (2) getting it on with Anchises and (3) getting Aeneas the heck out of Troy. She just bitches about her husband and cheat on him in her spare time.
Darth Kupi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2010 04:42
Darth Kupi
Goddammit destructoid just allow the volume control bar when your goddamn sponsor message plays.

My eardrums blow everytime I play a video in that stupid thing.
AgainstBelief's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2010 23:36
AgainstBelief
Jeez, this is like the fifth time we've been featured on the Weekend Destructainment! But, you know what? We're always so giddy and feel warm inside every time we are. It was a nice surprise getting back from Boston and seeing this.

Thanks a bunch, really!
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