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Weekend Destructainment: Smart bombs are sexual


3:59 PM on 12.08.2007



Ladies, we all know the men in your lives value videogames more so than your precious body. Well, thanks to this video, you now know how to convince your boyfriend to do you and play videogames all at the same time! This may be NSFW. Thanks, Tristero!
 
Weekend Destructainement is brought to you by the letter eight, as there are eight videos for this weekend's Destructainment. After the jump, witness the worst videogame store ad in existance. Then we see Altair from Assassin's Creed trying to become a Ninja. Next, a totally radical promotional video for Donkey Kong Country.
 
ULTRA COMBO!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Then an 8-year-old kid gets 95% on "Through the Fire and Flames". A guide to hunting and catching noobs in Halo 3 follows. The Destructainment ends with Random Robot Intermission and robots playing violins and being humanities slaves. 

 
Worst commercial for a videogame store ever. Spotted on the Consumerist, thanks DMV.

Assassin's Creed Altair wants to be a Ninja. Destructoid makes a cameo on the white board of the Ninja and Pirate's office. Spotted on GamerScoreBlog.
Promotional video on the making of Donkey Kong Country. This is cheesy to the max. Spotted on VGB.

ULTRA COMBO!!!!
An 8(ish)-year-old gets 95% on "Through the Fire and Flames" in Guitar Hero III. Thanks Wheeliedude!How to hunt and trap a noob in Halo 3. Spotted on vexed alex's C-Blog.
Random Robot Intermission: New robots designed to play violins, caring people and find Sarah Conner.





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