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A couple of weeks ago, a sexy video series of two girls playing the Wii topless (link NSFW) and oiled up made the rounds on the Internet. It was a little too much for us to post, but a new topless Wii video has come out that deserves the front page loving. I don't care if I get in trouble over it. In fact, I'll just blame the new guy over it. Hawt. Thanks to Piotr and Polygamia for the video! 

Cuteness overload begins Weekend D with Pokemon that look like adorable little girls. Then a mod of DDR for the GameBoy Advance. Next up is a preview of a new Wii game based on Passion of the Christ. Followed by Random Robot Intermission and dancing robots.  

Then it's time for some gay old fun with the Action Circle! A speed run of Super Mario 64 being beaten in less than five minutes with zero starts follows that. The Destructainment ends with a mash up between Saving Private Ryan and Team Fortress 2.  

Pokemon that look like little adorable girls. My manliness level has dropped because of how cute this video and song is. Spotted on Kotaku.


A mod for the GBA to play DDR with the dance pad. Spotted on Kotaku.

The Passion of the Christ for the Wii.

Random Robot Intermission: The dancing robots.


The Action Circle! It's like all the rhythm games you've ever played plus lots gay sex!

Super Mario 64 finished in less than five minutes without collecting a single damn star. Spotted on Jetsetlemming's C-Blog.

Saving Private Ryan, Team Fortress 2 style. Spotted on Alex Petraglia's C-Blog.








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Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 16:27
Cheeburga
Phew. For a second I thought you were going to put my video in there.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 16:40
Scrixx
These videos were awesome.

EXCEPT THE GOD FORBIDDEN ACTION CIRCLE -.-

*shrugs* the nightmares i tell you *shrugs*
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 16:43
nukka jdav
I like boys now.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 16:44
007
wow, that mario speed run was nuckin' futs
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 16:52
casualweaponry
That Saving Private Ryan/Team Fortress 2 parody is spot-on. I lol'ed pretty hard, especially at the end.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 16:53
Eschatos
Damn, the one time I've already seen all the movies.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:02
Toneman
Boobiis.
bl4km4th's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:03
bl4km4th
That's actually why nintendo implemented the wrist straps. So you could play oiled up and naked with your best friend!
Grocerspride's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:13
Grocerspride
Mmmm sexy levels for today are through the roof!!
Novakaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:17
Novakaine
I feel so dirty now for even laying my eyes on that stuff.
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:17
DeusPayne
OMG, the saving private ryan with TF2 sounds was just too good. Too good...
vitus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:18
vitus
I cant wait for the preachers hand game to come out... or better yet a game where you try to spot god... it would be harder then devil may cry 3 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXSIST!
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:36
KamikazeTutor
I just have one thing to say about that Mario 64 speedrun:

BUTTRACE!!!
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:38
taumpytears
That looked like a GBA to me.
hood_954's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:45
hood_954
I always found it hilarious that after going through all that shit to save Peach, all you get is a frigin cake. I mean, where are the jewels, the treasures, the freakin parade?! Mario should at least get to hit that.
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 18:10
urbanyeti
I followed the NSFW link...and forgot to come back here.

I had to get context for the first video, ya know? Sweet, sweet context...
Ratcliff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 18:22
Ratcliff
I too followed the NSFW link, and I just want to say that I love all people and the crazy sexy things they do.
verkon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 18:29
verkon
Man, SM64 has gotten raped in all holes.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 18:36
Samit Sarkar
I call shenanigans on this post’s title. That was not sexy at all, unlike the NSFW link that I followed. It’s a good thing I have a box of tissues at the ready for emergencies such as these...
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 18:41
Neonie
With words like "Topless, Wii, and Fun", this post has already won.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 18:41
Alasdair Duncan
Arg, the promise of boobies made me click!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 18:48
Neonie
I take back what I said, my eyes burn T_T
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 18:51
flaming burrito
hahaha the tf2/private ryan one was aweomse
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 19:07
Dynamic Sheep
Is that second video in honor of Neonie coming back?
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 19:10
akathatoneguy
OMG, this is why female gamers never get any respect blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

In other news, I like boobies.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 19:13
grrza
meh, on tool assisted speedruns. I guess it's impressive to look at, but when it comes down to it, how is it any different from splicing together a bunch of videos to see something nice? Why not just create a tool that lets mario walk through the castle walls right up to the last Bowser level?
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 19:35
DV2FOX
5/5 Save Private Ryan + TF2 MOD :D
nagolttam's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 21:22
nagolttam
My eyes hurt from that first video. Why oh why did I click that?!
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 22:11
Evil Cheese
Hamza, you bastard. With a little help those Wii guys might just be the new rick roll. You have my gratitude for the topless Wii chicks though.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 22:51
Orionsaint
What makes ya think any straight guy is gonna watch this for more than 1 second? As soon as I saw it was guys. CLICK! Turned it off.
kyrengraves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 00:24
kyrengraves
tf2 video = awesome.

also, HOW'S YOUR MOUTH ROLLING TODAY??
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 01:15
akathatoneguy
...I take it from the last few comments that the video had dudes in it. Haha, I didn't actually watch it and just assume it had girls. F'king clever, Hamza. You trickster, you.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 06:10
bleep
topless wii
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 10:28
MisterMingo
Right before I clicked the first video I said to myself "It's gonna be guys, right?", so I was prepared.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 18:10
Fading Star
Wii Topless Sports. Thanks for the videos, Hamza.
Satertek's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 01:36
Satertek
@grrza: Tool assisted means they just rerecord (in a sense) sections until they get them perfect. All the glitches used are in the actual game, "a tool that lets mario walk through the castle walls" isn't.
joepaniic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2007 03:48
joepaniic
Videos 2 4 7 and 8 are offline.
Tye The Czar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 22:10
Tye The Czar
Don't worry. There's nothing more manlier than being sensitive and sentimental. Anyone who says otherwise can SUCK IT DOWN!
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