A couple of weeks ago, a sexy video series of two girls playing the Wii topless (link NSFW) and oiled up made the rounds on the Internet. It was a little too much for us to post, but a new topless Wii video has come out that deserves the front page loving. I don't care if I get in trouble over it. In fact, I'll just blame the new guy over it. Hawt. Thanks to Piotr and Polygamia for the video!
Cuteness overload begins Weekend D with Pokemon that look like adorable little girls. Then a mod of DDR for the GameBoy Advance. Next up is a preview of a new Wii game based on Passion of the Christ. Followed by Random Robot Intermission and dancing robots.
Then it's time for some gay old fun with the Action Circle! A speed run of Super Mario 64 being beaten in less than five minutes with zero starts follows that. The Destructainment ends with a mash up between Saving Private Ryan and Team Fortress 2.
Pokemon that look like little adorable girls. My manliness level has dropped because of how cute this video and song is. Spotted on Kotaku.
A mod for the GBA to play DDR with the dance pad.Spotted on Kotaku.
The Passion of the Christ for the Wii.
Random Robot Intermission: The dancing robots.
The Action Circle! It's like all the rhythm games you've ever played plus lots gay sex!
Super Mario 64 finished in less than five minutes without collecting a single damn star. Spotted on Jetsetlemming's C-Blog.
The Passion of the Christ for the Wii reminds me of the fact that we did put him up there, but Jesus still died to save our sins. We acted exactly like those kids in that Wii video. Mocking and torturing him, yet he loved us enough to die for our sins...
HOLY CRAP! That speedrun was amazing! I lol'd really hard at that Saving Private Ryan Team Fortress parody.
I cant wait for the preachers hand game to come out... or better yet a game where you try to spot god... it would be harder then devil may cry 3 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXSIST!
I always found it hilarious that after going through all that shit to save Peach, all you get is a frigin cake. I mean, where are the jewels, the treasures, the freakin parade?! Mario should at least get to hit that.
I call shenanigans on this post’s title. That was not sexy at all, unlike the NSFW link that I followed. It’s a good thing I have a box of tissues at the ready for emergencies such as these...
meh, on tool assisted speedruns. I guess it's impressive to look at, but when it comes down to it, how is it any different from splicing together a bunch of videos to see something nice? Why not just create a tool that lets mario walk through the castle walls right up to the last Bowser level?
...I take it from the last few comments that the video had dudes in it. Haha, I didn't actually watch it and just assume it had girls. F'king clever, Hamza. You trickster, you.
@grrza: Tool assisted means they just rerecord (in a sense) sections until they get them perfect. All the glitches used are in the actual game, "a tool that lets mario walk through the castle walls" isn't.
Phew. For a second I thought you were going to put my video in there.
The Passion of the Christ for the Wii reminds me of the fact that we did put him up there, but Jesus still died to save our sins. We acted exactly like those kids in that Wii video. Mocking and torturing him, yet he loved us enough to die for our sins...
HOLY CRAP! That speedrun was amazing! I lol'd really hard at that Saving Private Ryan Team Fortress parody.
These videos were awesome.
EXCEPT THE GOD FORBIDDEN ACTION CIRCLE -.-
*shrugs* the nightmares i tell you *shrugs*
I like boys now.
wow, that mario speed run was nuckin' futs
That Saving Private Ryan/Team Fortress 2 parody is spot-on. I lol'ed pretty hard, especially at the end.
Damn, the one time I've already seen all the movies.
Boobiis.
That's actually why nintendo implemented the wrist straps. So you could play oiled up and naked with your best friend!
Mmmm sexy levels for today are through the roof!!
I feel so dirty now for even laying my eyes on that stuff.
OMG, the saving private ryan with TF2 sounds was just too good. Too good...
I cant wait for the preachers hand game to come out... or better yet a game where you try to spot god... it would be harder then devil may cry 3 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXSIST!
I just have one thing to say about that Mario 64 speedrun:
BUTTRACE!!!
That looked like a GBA to me.
I always found it hilarious that after going through all that shit to save Peach, all you get is a frigin cake. I mean, where are the jewels, the treasures, the freakin parade?! Mario should at least get to hit that.
I followed the NSFW link...and forgot to come back here.
I had to get context for the first video, ya know? Sweet, sweet context...
I too followed the NSFW link, and I just want to say that I love all people and the crazy sexy things they do.
Man, SM64 has gotten raped in all holes.
I call shenanigans on this post’s title. That was not sexy at all, unlike the NSFW link that I followed. It’s a good thing I have a box of tissues at the ready for emergencies such as these...
With words like "Topless, Wii, and Fun", this post has already won.
Arg, the promise of boobies made me click!
I take back what I said, my eyes burn T_T
hahaha the tf2/private ryan one was aweomse
Is that second video in honor of Neonie coming back?
OMG, this is why female gamers never get any respect blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
In other news, I like boobies.
meh, on tool assisted speedruns. I guess it's impressive to look at, but when it comes down to it, how is it any different from splicing together a bunch of videos to see something nice? Why not just create a tool that lets mario walk through the castle walls right up to the last Bowser level?
5/5 Save Private Ryan + TF2 MOD :D
Look Mario. Get it through your head, already. It doesn't matter how quickly you save the princess. The. Cake. Is. A. Lie.
My eyes hurt from that first video. Why oh why did I click that?!
Hamza, you bastard. With a little help those Wii guys might just be the new rick roll. You have my gratitude for the topless Wii chicks though.
What makes ya think any straight guy is gonna watch this for more than 1 second? As soon as I saw it was guys. CLICK! Turned it off.
tf2 video = awesome.
also, HOW'S YOUR MOUTH ROLLING TODAY??
...I take it from the last few comments that the video had dudes in it. Haha, I didn't actually watch it and just assume it had girls. F'king clever, Hamza. You trickster, you.
topless wii
Right before I clicked the first video I said to myself "It's gonna be guys, right?", so I was prepared.
Wii Topless Sports. Thanks for the videos, Hamza.
@grrza: Tool assisted means they just rerecord (in a sense) sections until they get them perfect. All the glitches used are in the actual game, "a tool that lets mario walk through the castle walls" isn't.
Videos 2 4 7 and 8 are offline.