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Louis and Bill explore some of their feelings with each other during all of the zombie horror surrounding them. I better not see a video like this for Zoey! This video, by the way, was made by our very own The Young Scot
 
Weekend Destructainment is 20 percent sexual, 50 percent Valve, and 30 percent random this week. After the break, watch as some of the ladies from the 2009 Nerdcore Calendar launch promote the calendar and talk about their sex lives. Then watch as Black Friday shoppers go bat sh*t crazy over the Wal-Mart Xbox 360 deal. Next, watch the Lara Croft model do some flips. 
 
Next up, Dtoider Roody's little brother shows us his version of Half-Life. Then it's an awesome character manipulation mod thingy in Team Fortress 2. Followed by Brad's failed plan in Left 4 Dead. Random Robot Intermission is next with the Guitar Hero playing robot. The Destructainment ends with a lame ad for Super Mario Sunshine

Video from the 2009 Nerdcore Calendar launch event. I am so in love with Justine Joli.

Wal-Mart shoppers go crazy over the Black Friday Xbox 360 deal.

Lara Croft visits MTV Multiplayer.

Roody's little brother made a Half-Life parody. Pretty cute. Spotted on Roody's C Blog.


Dicking around in Team Fortress 2. This is such an awesome mod. Love the Heavy dominions scene. 

Brad's failed plan in Left 4 Dead. Spotted on Kotaku.

Random Robot Intermission: The Guitar Hero playing robot. Obviously this robot is not perfect seeing as it only got 99%. 

This Super Mario Sunshine ad is almost as bad as the game. Spotted on Charles Sharam's C Blog.








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MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:18
MEE
awesome!

i like boobs too.

the wal-mart video makes me hate wal-mart even more.

the sunshine ad is awefull
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:19
MEE
also,

Farst cemment.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:21
MrSadistic
MEE makes me want to love MEE even more. Not that SMS ad though. That ad can suck it.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:26
mix
I'm surprised no one busted a gun out out that Wal-Maart clip. Also, that mario add is retarded!
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:26
MEE
omgomgomg!

MrSadistic loves me!

*hearth asplodes*
Iron Dragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:31
Iron Dragon
This Super Mario Sunshine ad is almost as bad as the game.

Excuse me but what exactly was bad about Sunshine? It's my favourite of the 3d mario games...
Paustinj's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:35
Paustinj
That Team Fortress 2 Mod was godly
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:38
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z
@Iron Dragon
What's wrong with Mario Sunshine? The fact that the entire game relies on a silly gimmick!? Also, an awful follow up to Mario 64! I know, let's give the plumper a voice throw in an opening CG movie, slap on a talking water-hose and call it Super Mario Sunshine!
Mink Car's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:48
Mink Car
Jesus, that SMS commercial... my eyes... my EARS...

But the TF2 thing was awesome. I think I'm gonna go play some TF2 now.
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:53
Cube
that is hot
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:55
Cube
and don't forget the crappy console port of half life 2 is for kids not tricks.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 21:00
Sharpless
It's amazing how fast time flies on the internet. That first L4D video seems like it's been around for a long time, already.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 21:08
Qalamari
I'm not sure what I liked more... Pong with 20 rockets or the crabwalkin' Spy cube.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 21:13
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Sharpless: I know, right? It started here a week ago and blew up all over. Glad to see Young Scot get over 300,000 views for that video.

Also, Super Mario Sunshine is the WORST Mario game made.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 21:29
ArrestedDeveloper
That TF2 movie is awesome.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 21:32
Jamie McGinn
I made that video to make the people in the Destructoid IRC laugh.

Shit kinda got a bit crazy...
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 22:06
Monodi
Holy fucking shit @ the XBOX360 video

America seems a bit more scary to me on these days
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 22:16
GohanGVO
The TF2 video is a masterpiece of masterful masterstroking.
ToFU's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 22:30
ToFU
That Half-Life video is one of the most adorable things I have every seen! Slain by flying panda!
Majora's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 22:58
Majora
The Tf2 one is art =]
I like how no1 mentioned
"i do everything exept anal creampies" in the nerdcore lol
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 23:12
garison
I can't believe you just said that Sunshine is a bad game.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 23:15
ace of knaves
Okay, awesome Destructainment. These videos are, in order: Disturbing, hot, zombies, hot, adorable, gorgeous, hilarious, robot, excruciating.
Loki Power's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 23:41
Loki Power
@ r3yguti3rr3z
Super Mario sunshine gets a lot of unneeded crap. Is it as good as 64 or galaxy? No. But it's still a great game.

Plus I think his comment was sarcastic
Loki Power's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 23:46
Loki Power
...or not...still I enjoyed It it was a well made game
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 00:27
Pepillou2
I liked Mario Sunshine, but that ad does suck
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 00:31
mikeyed
"Clean is better than dirty and dirty's meaner than clean"? Is that what they said? Does that make any sense?
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 00:42
Druid 01
full of win, though would have liked to have seen some "pick up that can" action in the HL2 parody. sisters throws soda can at brother. id laugh
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 00:51
Xhumation
Thanks Hamza, now I'm gonna have nightmares about that L4D audio bit.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 00:52
ThunderHeartXI
Script kiddies and their Team Fortress 2. Oh, how I wish to be you. :(
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 02:21
Chaosye
In the Black Firday vid I counted how many black people there were.
I wonder why i did that.
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 02:25
TurboHyperFighting
O M G

"ZOMBIE BUKKAKE!!!" "I'm not making the plan next time"

THAT, folks, is good comedy.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 02:25
Wedge
No, sorry, Super Mario Land for the original Game Boy is the worst "proper" Mario game ever =<. I was stuck with that instead of the awesome SML2 for years ;_;.
Oblivion Not the Game's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 02:50
Oblivion Not the Game
Anyone know the name of the band in the TF2 video? That be Epic.
hood_954's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 03:06
hood_954
@wedge

Surely you jest sir? that was a classic! my first mario game in fact!
Freefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 04:06
Freefall
"You used me like a pipe bomb!!" Classic.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 05:45
TheToiletDuck
@Oblivion Not the Game

Pendulum - Propane Nightmares
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 06:59
Justice
@CTZ

No it really isn't. It was a great game, but I'll admit nowhere near the best. The worst would probably be one of those dodgy Mario games that came on a non-nintendo console.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 09:54
maxio098ui
alyx is hot
Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 09:54
Face
That TF2 vid is awesome. Spycrabcube ftw! And if sunshine is the worst game you ever play consider yourself lucky.
Roody's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 10:32
Roody
@maxio098ui

...

:(
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 11:07
moominsean
chicks are for fags.

and super mario sunshine rocks. sad how it's like 6-7 years old and it still looks better than most wii games.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 13:06
SWE3tMadness
Heh, that TF2 mod video was pretty awesome. I loved hearing his friends' comments at the end too. "...Am I gonna die?"

I actually really liked Super Mario Sunshine as well. But that commercial was awful. xD
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 13:43
Electro Lemon
@CTZ: *clears throat*

Mario Tennis for the Virtual Boy.
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 13:47
MisterMingo
Am I the only one personally offended by Nerdcore? Not all nerds are into smut and slutty women. Fuck that noise.

That said, the Left4Dead videos are hilarious. "AB0RT!! ABORT PLAN!!"
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 14:26
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Electro Lemon: Not counting Mario sport games. Just Mario adventures.

MisterMingo: You're thinking too hard. Just look at tits. :)
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 15:05
MisterMingo
Maybe you're not thinking hard enough, Hamza. :P

And maybe these girls should get real jobs. Ones that involve actual work.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 15:32
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Mingo: Oh come on, they have the best job in the world. Look hot for the camera. You can't tell me you wouldn't rather do that then work retail or something, lol.
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 16:24
MisterMingo
I'd rather do something I'm proud of like be a writer or artist or musician or doctor, etc. Not be a slut and get praised for it. There's no work involved.

They're just shallow, vapid, boring pretty faces. I like people with substance. And no, fake tits don't count as "substance".

Also, by supporting stuff like this you just further the stereotype that gamers are horny teenage boys and frat house idiots.
pliskin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 20:24
pliskin
That just ruined left for dead for me. But the other video made me want Tomb Raider even more.
SUPPORT THE TA-TAS
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 20:47
Hamza CTZ Aziz
MisterMingo: Welcome to Destructoid.
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