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Louis and Bill explore some of their feelings with each other during all of the zombie horror surrounding them. I better not see a video like this for Zoey! This video, by the way, was made by our very own The Young Scot. 
 
Weekend Destructainment is 20 percent sexual, 50 percent Valve, and 30 percent random this week. After the break, watch as some of the ladies from the 2009 Nerdcore Calendar launch promote the calendar and talk about their sex lives. Then watch as Black Friday shoppers go bat sh*t crazy over the Wal-Mart Xbox 360 deal. Next, watch the Lara Croft model do some flips. 
 
Next up, Dtoider Roody's little brother shows us his version of Half-Life. Then it's an awesome character manipulation mod thingy in Team Fortress 2. Followed by Brad's failed plan in Left 4 Dead. Random Robot Intermission is next with the Guitar Hero playing robot. The Destructainment ends with a lame ad for Super Mario Sunshine. 

Video from the 2009 Nerdcore Calendar launch event. I am so in love with Justine Joli.

Wal-Mart shoppers go crazy over the Black Friday Xbox 360 deal.

Lara Croft visits MTV Multiplayer.

Roody's little brother made a Half-Life parody. Pretty cute. Spotted on Roody's C Blog.


Dicking around in Team Fortress 2. This is such an awesome mod. Love the Heavy dominions scene. 

Brad's failed plan in Left 4 Dead. Spotted on Kotaku.

Random Robot Intermission: The Guitar Hero playing robot. Obviously this robot is not perfect seeing as it only got 99%. 

This Super Mario Sunshine ad is almost as bad as the game. Spotted on Charles Sharam's C Blog.


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MEE's Avatar
MEE at 11/29/2008 20:18
awesome!

i like boobs too.

the wal-mart video makes me hate wal-mart even more.

the sunshine ad is awefull
MEE's Avatar
MEE at 11/29/2008 20:19
also,

Farst cemment.
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 11/29/2008 20:21
MEE makes me want to love MEE even more. Not that SMS ad though. That ad can suck it.
mix's Avatar
mix at 11/29/2008 20:26
I'm surprised no one busted a gun out out that Wal-Maart clip. Also, that mario add is retarded!
MEE's Avatar
MEE at 11/29/2008 20:26
omgomgomg!

MrSadistic loves me!

*hearth asplodes*
Mozgus's Avatar
Mozgus at 11/29/2008 20:29
SMS was NOT bad. Being less than amazing does not equal bad.
Iron Dragon's Avatar
Iron Dragon at 11/29/2008 20:31
This Super Mario Sunshine ad is almost as bad as the game.

Excuse me but what exactly was bad about Sunshine? It's my favourite of the 3d mario games...
Paustinj's Avatar
Paustinj at 11/29/2008 20:35
That Team Fortress 2 Mod was godly
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z's Avatar
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z at 11/29/2008 20:38
@Iron Dragon
What's wrong with Mario Sunshine? The fact that the entire game relies on a silly gimmick!? Also, an awful follow up to Mario 64! I know, let's give the plumper a voice throw in an opening CG movie, slap on a talking water-hose and call it Super Mario Sunshine!
Mink Car's Avatar
Mink Car at 11/29/2008 20:48
Jesus, that SMS commercial... my eyes... my EARS...

But the TF2 thing was awesome. I think I'm gonna go play some TF2 now.
Cube's Avatar
Cube at 11/29/2008 20:53
that is hot
Cube's Avatar
Cube at 11/29/2008 20:55
and don't forget the crappy console port of half life 2 is for kids not tricks.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 11/29/2008 21:00
It's amazing how fast time flies on the internet. That first L4D video seems like it's been around for a long time, already.
Qalamari's Avatar
Qalamari at 11/29/2008 21:08
I'm not sure what I liked more... Pong with 20 rockets or the crabwalkin' Spy cube.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 11/29/2008 21:13
Sharpless: I know, right? It started here a week ago and blew up all over. Glad to see Young Scot get over 300,000 views for that video.

Also, Super Mario Sunshine is the WORST Mario game made.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar
ArrestedDeveloper at 11/29/2008 21:29
That TF2 movie is awesome.
The Young Scot's Avatar
The Young Scot at 11/29/2008 21:32
I made that video to make the people in the Destructoid IRC laugh.

Shit kinda got a bit crazy...
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 11/29/2008 22:06
Holy fucking shit @ the XBOX360 video

America seems a bit more scary to me on these days
GohanGVO's Avatar
GohanGVO at 11/29/2008 22:16
The TF2 video is a masterpiece of masterful masterstroking.
ToFU's Avatar
ToFU at 11/29/2008 22:30
That Half-Life video is one of the most adorable things I have every seen! Slain by flying panda!
Majora's Avatar
Majora at 11/29/2008 22:58
The Tf2 one is art =]
I like how no1 mentioned
"i do everything exept anal creampies" in the nerdcore lol
garison's Avatar
garison at 11/29/2008 23:12
I can't believe you just said that Sunshine is a bad game.
ace of knaves's Avatar
ace of knaves at 11/29/2008 23:15
Okay, awesome Destructainment. These videos are, in order: Disturbing, hot, zombies, hot, adorable, gorgeous, hilarious, robot, excruciating.
Loki Power's Avatar
Loki Power at 11/29/2008 23:41
@ r3yguti3rr3z
Super Mario sunshine gets a lot of unneeded crap. Is it as good as 64 or galaxy? No. But it's still a great game.

Plus I think his comment was sarcastic
Loki Power's Avatar
Loki Power at 11/29/2008 23:46
...or not...still I enjoyed It it was a well made game
Pepillou2's Avatar
Pepillou2 at 11/30/2008 00:27
I liked Mario Sunshine, but that ad does suck
mikeyed's Avatar
mikeyed at 11/30/2008 00:31
"Clean is better than dirty and dirty's meaner than clean"? Is that what they said? Does that make any sense?
Druid 01's Avatar
Druid 01 at 11/30/2008 00:42
full of win, though would have liked to have seen some "pick up that can" action in the HL2 parody. sisters throws soda can at brother. id laugh
Xhumation's Avatar
Xhumation at 11/30/2008 00:51
Thanks Hamza, now I'm gonna have nightmares about that L4D audio bit.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar
ThunderHeartXI at 11/30/2008 00:52
Script kiddies and their Team Fortress 2. Oh, how I wish to be you. :(
Chaosye's Avatar
Chaosye at 11/30/2008 02:21
In the Black Firday vid I counted how many black people there were.
I wonder why i did that.
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar
TurboHyperFighting at 11/30/2008 02:25
O M G

"ZOMBIE BUKKAKE!!!" "I'm not making the plan next time"

THAT, folks, is good comedy.
Wedge's Avatar
Wedge at 11/30/2008 02:25
No, sorry, Super Mario Land for the original Game Boy is the worst "proper" Mario game ever =<. I was stuck with that instead of the awesome SML2 for years ;_;.
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Oblivion Not the Game at 11/30/2008 02:50
Anyone know the name of the band in the TF2 video? That be Epic.
hood_954's Avatar
hood_954 at 11/30/2008 03:06
@wedge

Surely you jest sir? that was a classic! my first mario game in fact!
Freefall's Avatar
Freefall at 11/30/2008 04:06
"You used me like a pipe bomb!!" Classic.
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TheToiletDuck at 11/30/2008 05:45
@Oblivion Not the Game

Pendulum - Propane Nightmares
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 11/30/2008 06:59
@CTZ

No it really isn't. It was a great game, but I'll admit nowhere near the best. The worst would probably be one of those dodgy Mario games that came on a non-nintendo console.
maxio098ui's Avatar
maxio098ui at 11/30/2008 09:54
alyx is hot
Face's Avatar
Face at 11/30/2008 09:54
That TF2 vid is awesome. Spycrabcube ftw! And if sunshine is the worst game you ever play consider yourself lucky.
Roody's Avatar
Roody at 11/30/2008 10:32
@maxio098ui

...

:(
moominsean's Avatar
moominsean at 11/30/2008 11:07
chicks are for fags.

and super mario sunshine rocks. sad how it's like 6-7 years old and it still looks better than most wii games.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar
SWE3tMadness at 11/30/2008 13:06
Heh, that TF2 mod video was pretty awesome. I loved hearing his friends' comments at the end too. "...Am I gonna die?"

I actually really liked Super Mario Sunshine as well. But that commercial was awful. xD
Electro Lemon's Avatar
Electro Lemon at 11/30/2008 13:43
@CTZ: *clears throat*

Mario Tennis for the Virtual Boy.
MisterMingo's Avatar
MisterMingo at 11/30/2008 13:47
Am I the only one personally offended by Nerdcore? Not all nerds are into smut and slutty women. Fuck that noise.

That said, the Left4Dead videos are hilarious. "AB0RT!! ABORT PLAN!!"
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 11/30/2008 14:26
Electro Lemon: Not counting Mario sport games. Just Mario adventures.

MisterMingo: You're thinking too hard. Just look at tits. :)
MisterMingo's Avatar
MisterMingo at 11/30/2008 15:05
Maybe you're not thinking hard enough, Hamza. :P

And maybe these girls should get real jobs. Ones that involve actual work.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 11/30/2008 15:32
Mingo: Oh come on, they have the best job in the world. Look hot for the camera. You can't tell me you wouldn't rather do that then work retail or something, lol.
MisterMingo's Avatar
MisterMingo at 11/30/2008 16:24
I'd rather do something I'm proud of like be a writer or artist or musician or doctor, etc. Not be a slut and get praised for it. There's no work involved.

They're just shallow, vapid, boring pretty faces. I like people with substance. And no, fake tits don't count as "substance".

Also, by supporting stuff like this you just further the stereotype that gamers are horny teenage boys and frat house idiots.
pliskin's Avatar
pliskin at 11/30/2008 20:24
That just ruined left for dead for me. But the other video made me want Tomb Raider even more.
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