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Guy and Gal go on a date checking out all the Pokemons. Guy and Gal are having fun until Villain comes along and kidnaps Gal. Guy tries to rescue Gal and goes through Star Fox, Pac-Man, Final Fantasy and Super Mario World all set in Halo 3. Spotted on Kapkomi's C-Blog. Halo 3 Machinima has been really good lately.
 
After the jump it's time to READY TO WEEKEND DESTRUCTAINMENT! The show starts off with Automatic Mario amazingly set to JAM Project. Next up, further proof that anything becomes ten times more full of win with Street Fighter sound effects. Then it's some more Halo Machinima with the No Scope musical. Then check out the mashup of every KK Slider song played at once. 
 
Next up is the Rainbow Road ballad. Followed by another mashup with Captain Falcon and Wicker Man. Then it's Mario going on a rampage in the Mushroom Kingdom. Random Robot Intermission follows with some Transformers PSA. The Destructainment ends with Techno Robotnik. 

Looks like the Automatic Mario mods are getting even more advanced. This new version of the fad takes Super Mario World and sets the action you see to music. This Automatic Mario takes JAM Project's "Gong", which I have recently fallen in love with. Spotted on Japanator.

I'm telling you, everything is made better with Street Fighter sound effects. Spotted on DaedHead8's C-Blog

No Scope, the musical. 

Hey, ever wondered what it would sound like when all of KK Slider's song are played at the same time! Yup, that's right! It sounds exaclty what it would feel like to have Satan rape your ear with a chainsaw. Spotted on GoNintendo

"It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road" Wow, just wow. Spotted on burglarize's C-Blog

Captain Wicker. Made by AngelsDontBurn

Mario goes on a killing rampage. Thanks Adam Dork, who would not stop touching me in Cancun. 

Random Robot Intermission: Transformers PSA. It's nowhere near as awesome as the G.I. Joe PSAs, but damn if the end is not hilarious. 

Techno Robotnik rave. 


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godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 21:23
godkow
I've been looking forward to some good Destructainment all week.

Now I'm happy.
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 21:24
MEE
YEAH first commment!!!1!

also, cocks.
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 21:25
MEE
wait... not first comment... sad face.
vampireblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 21:26
vampireblood
That first video was great, brings back fond memories of Pokemon snap.
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 21:35
lucashoal
I love how the Rave just...happens. I lol'd for a solid minute at that.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 21:38
KamikazeTutor
AWESOME POST!

All of the KK Slider's music in one make a hell of a great Silent Hill-esque music.
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 21:38
godkow
*laughs at MEE*
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 21:45
Boolean
Holy shit, best week ever. That first Halo vide? EPIC. The no scope song? EPIC. The stupid kid with the shit haircut getting pwnd right in the throat? EPIC.

I need to go lie down.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 21:46
ArrestedDeveloper
In the first halo movie the girl sounds like Joe Rogan when he talks like a girl.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 21:48
vexed alex
What Boolean said. Epic.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 22:03
Cheeburga
Fantastic. :D
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 22:27
Teta
FALCON PWOOOOOOUUUUNCHHHHCAHC
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 22:55
pendelton21
Robotnikrave better become a new meme. Awesome.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 23:04
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Epic title video is epic. That was the most perfectly executed machinima I've seen since the.... last Red vs. Blue.

I'M ONLY HUMAN!
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 23:15
brainderailment
Reminds me of tim and eric.
Mink Car's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 00:13
Mink Car
If it wouldn't wake up my poor sleeping family, I'd be laughing so hard right now...

I'll wait 'till tomorrow :D
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 00:25
the GAMEGOBLIN
That Halo 3 video was amazingly well done.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 00:44
MechaMonkey
Video 1: Sheer genius, especially the StarFox bit. The Slippy "NOOOOOOO!!!" had me laughing hard.

Video 2: Took me a minute to realize that the sound effects match the music. Must have taken ages to do.

Video 3: That was probably the worst fight I've ever seen.

Video 4: The bridge about being abandoned as a child during a ridiculous song about a no-scope kill? Comedy gold.

Video 5: Frightening on so many levels.

Video 6: It's a road that you go.

Video 7: A man in a bear suit punched a woman in the face, and "Falcon PUNCH!" was dubbed over it. I don't think I've ever had an experience quite like it.

Video 8: The Princess has been kidnapped by Koopas. Are you a bad enough plumber to rescue her?

Video 9: I don't remember the Transformers doing PSAs. Huh.

Video 10: Consider that move attempted next time I go to a club.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 01:23
Neonie
Epic on so many diffrent levels.
Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 01:26
Fleet3000
holy shit that was epic to the extremities of epicness.
xyzzy929's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 02:45
xyzzy929
There is only one thing I can say about Automatic Mario: OMFG H4X STOP H4XING CH33TER!!one!11!!shiftone!!un! And the KK Slider vid has horrifying and proved what I have always known: KK Slider is the Antichrist.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 02:54
deanhatescoffee
The Halo 3 Guy and Gal video was awesome. Also, KK Slider's video made my ears bleed.
Elandarex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 04:07
Elandarex
You know, I think it was the beard that really made the Rainbow Road song. In fact, I believe it was such a prominent force that you would feel its presence even if you simply listened to it. Let us all shower praise unto the almighty beard!
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 04:15
Necros
I usually think most machinima is crappy, but that first video was pretty well done.

Also, Rainbow Road!
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 05:16
RAB
best week ever? DAMNED IF IT AINT
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 05:43
jdub28
best week ever. Im playing burnout paradise while only listening to rainbow road for now on and who found out it was heaven
Mekanikles's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 07:12
Mekanikles
I call shenanigans on robotnik's dance partner due to the lanky posture and multiple tails
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 08:32
Remo
KK slider makes me feel violated.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 08:35
Holyetheline
Halo + Pokemon Snap = WIN
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 08:48
Batthink
Video one: Very clever Halo manip.

Video three: There's a guy trying to start a fight, the other one ends it. No prizes for guessing which one is the wiser.

Video five: Something that belongs on Stuart Maconie's Freak Show, no doubt.

Video six: Pure cheese.

Video seven: Falcon Punch, FTW. That is funny. :OD
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 09:34
MatCD
"Halo + Pokemon Snap = WIN"

TRUE!
Is Mise Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 10:49
Is Mise Legend
The Guy & Gal video is epic beyond words.

KK Slider makes kittens cry.

FALCON PUNCH!
poonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 11:22
poonster
lmfao @ the Street Fighter video,,,he got knocked the FUCK out.biotch!!!
Two's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 11:27
Two
They were all great. I loved the Mario one though. Holy shit.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 11:27
Dale North
when i first saw rainbow road a few days ago, I lol'd for about 2 hours off and on.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 12:13
Kryptinite
Man, that Halo mash-up video was great.
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 12:39
Altair78
Wow, it really does sound like Satan raping my ear with a chainsaw... it really does.
burglarize's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 14:22
burglarize
I like that that happened.

Also, Destructainment was named after my video. Yaaay.
CjnLion's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 16:50
CjnLion
Great videos this week. I love the GI Joe PSAs, but I didn't find the Transformers PSA to be funny, at all.
Trix Rule's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:31
Trix Rule
I Laughed So Hard At The Rainbow Road.!

HAHA Funny Video
gingerbreadben's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 04:54
gingerbreadben
HAHA @ 0:59/1:15 of rainbow road.

Random white guy FTW
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 12:03
Spartacus
I lehmaohed at the K.K. songs. I lehmaohed extremely hard.
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 15:31
TurboHyperFighting
I lemonaded at that Rainbow Road song. It's a place you go when you die? Justice...

Also, I'm pretty much stunned with the awesomeness of that automatic-mario-set-to-JAM. Gigglez!
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 17:12
SWE3tMadness
The first video was awesome. Very well choreographed. :D

Now I'm going to have to sing the "No Scope" song the next time I'm playing Halo. Hee.

Captain Wicker got a "Meh" from me. The whole FALCON PAWNCH joke is pretty played out.

Robotnik Rave was funny though.
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