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Mega64 takes on Assassin's Creed. Rocco runs around acting as Altair would in the game and harasses unsuspecting victims. Pretty good skit, but just a little too short.

Snake?! SNAKE?! SNNAAKKKEEE continues the Destructainment right after the jump with the PS3 MGS 4 install process. Then, Busta Rhymes busts out a Portal reference. Next up, Bill O'Reilly gets pissed off at Battletoads. Then check out a porn star taking pictures with videogames.

Random Robot Intermission follows with robotic sharks. Next up, Playboy Cybergirl of the year plays some Wii boxing ... and then she plays Wii Snowboarding. The Destructainment ends with some horrendous voice acting in a videogame.  

The Metal Gear Solid 4 install process reminds me of a very naggy mother. 

 

Busta Rhymes pays homage to Portal for a couple of seconds. Yeah, that's about it. Thanks, Chris Holzworth! 

Bill O'Reilly gets pissed at Battletoads. Thanks, Tristero! 

Some porn star takes pictures with handhelds. YEAAHHHH BOOYYYY! Oh, NSFW! Spotted on Polygamia.

Random Robot Intermission: I'M A ROBOT SHHHHAAARRRKKK! 

Playboy Cybergirl of the Year, Jo Garcia, plays Wii boxing in her underwear. Spotted on BalanceBoardBlog. 

Jo Garcia then plays some Wii Snowboarding. 

Horrible, horrible, horrible voice acting. Spotted on naia-the-gamer's blog.


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41 comments | showing # 1 to 41

DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 20:32
DaedHead8
Oh god this came right in time. I've been bored out of my mind for like an hour. Time to watch the destructainment.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 20:47
wardrox
If I see any more "hot girls playing wii in their pants" you are going to see a "hot wardrox playing wii in his pants" video up.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 20:48
Elitechief27
Sterling has made his stance about those retro gamers and how they beat Battletoads every day very clear already. It looks like Bill couldn't take it.
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 20:50
Creamsnake
ROBOT SHARKS ARE REAL :-(((((((((
stevephoenix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 20:56
stevephoenix
it's probably some clue to my current tiredness at how long i laughed at the altair video
rocket punch's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 20:57
rocket punch
I've been lurking on d-toid for about 6-7 months. Just now have I joined to comment on the mega64 video. Way beyond funny.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 21:11
Detry
Couldn't help but laugh at Altair...
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 21:24
GrayFox
The Mega 64 vid was good, but the Bill O'Reilly one was easily the funniest thing I've seen all week. Hilarious.

FUCKIN THING SUCKS!
aerobill's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 21:25
aerobill
where is the portal part?
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 21:26
Jonathan Holmes
It's hard to say if that voice acting can be defined as bad or not. I mean, do you blame the chef for making bad food when all he has to cook with is rat poop and bleach?

My point in, the writing in that game is complete garbage. I doubt that even Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep could have done better with crap like that for material.
aerobill's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 21:28
aerobill
ok, 1:02 for the portal reference
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 21:35
kawitchate
i thought i was done with the O'Reilly mash-ups, but then along comes the Battletoads one. priceless. oh, and i love Jo Garcia.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 21:52
adultswim810
*googles jo garcia*
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 21:58
John B
Oh, please. That was NOT an homage to Portal! It was just him in a blue oval. That kind of cheesy effect has been around in music videos since the 1980s. Sheesh. Kids these days.

And who was that porn star in the Polygamia video?!
Redface's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 22:29
Redface
KEEE. KEEE.
KEEE. KEEE.
Dusty Gozongas's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 22:38
Dusty Gozongas
Pornstar's name = Justine Joli
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 22:46
Eschatos
I really don't think that counts as a Portal reference.

It's weird how Mega64 can get away with anything. Where I live they would have been arrested just for pushing past people and dressing weird.
KARMACON's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:12
KARMACON
@ Jonathan Holmes: I've been involved in theater and theater classes for years and that was REALLY bad voice acting. Sometimes the material can be shit but if it's delivered well it'll at least work, and sometimes it even make it good . . . i've seen it happen especially w/ people who are good at improvisation.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:17
KamikazeTutor
Great, I don't smoke and now I'm really craving for one.
brainpower4's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:28
brainpower4
while certainly sexy, I am forced to call it fail. If I wanted porn, I wouldn't be on destructoid
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:42
CWal37
So many videos no longer work D:
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:45
CWal37
I lied, now they do. Stupid youtube, making a liar out of me.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 00:16
TheToiletDuck
Thank god they cut the shark video before people sucked it's dick.
B5512's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 01:34
B5512
Gotta love the irony in the MGS4 video...i suppose I value my eyes more than i do my lungs, so whatever :-P
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 02:31
Sharpless
Do we really need to pad these things out with cheap shit like a Playboy model playing the Wii, or "taking pictures with handheld gaming devices" garbage? I mean, seriously? I know we're not all Super Cereal Business here, but give me a break.

Sorry to get snippy, but it really irritates me. Lowest common denominator, et al.
Angel Thanatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 02:36
Angel Thanatos
I can't believe I watched the install video that I already watched while playing it.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 02:47
TheToiletDuck
@sharpless: I completely agree, 3 videos was a bit much (unless it was 3 busta rhymes vids)
---AMARU---'s Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 03:42
---AMARU---
busta rhymes is one of the best modern rappers now. i miss 90's hip hop and busta rhymes brings it all back- oh yeah
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 06:30
UglyDuck
Crap this week, tbh. Mega64 was okay but everything else was a total waste of time. I hate rap and the 2 seconds of totally accidental portal reference was not only not worth it but also shouldn't be allowed in videos as shit as that. The Wii stuff was boring, the shark video was mildly interesting, but being nothing more than a montage ended up being bland, and I have no reason whatsoever to watch the entire MGS4 install.

What the fuck.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 07:07
Batthink
Video three: Portal-link very weak. Nice rap though.

Video four: I'm surprised a news-anchor got pissed like that.

Video seven/eight: She can box against me anytime. I might have to say no to her snowboarding, though.

Video nine: "Hiiiiiiii Gaaaaaate Maaaaaaaster, loooong tiiime nnoooo seeeee." :OD
Darth Kupi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 09:25
Darth Kupi
"omege"? Seriously?

Don't you mean "homage"?
Omedon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 10:43
Omedon
Does anyone pay to view Destructoid? Until this becomes a paysite I say we all just STFUAJPG! *sniffle* Oh noes teh hot w0menz!! Christ.
DibbityDan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 11:22
DibbityDan
Mad props to that guy for Mr. Krinkle in the shark video.

Also, Bill O'Reilly video is hilarious.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 11:23
fetusmilk
did anyone notice that the psp's and ds's in the porn star video arnt even on? what/who the hell was she trying to play/fool? also if your gonna play wii sports in your underwear we wanna see your ass.
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 12:38
Altair78
Love the Bill O'Reilly vid... and man do I miss Busta Rhymes. The chick playing Wii wasn't that bad I guess, but after free porn for so long it's hard to get too excited over something like that. Now but XXL Eye Candy of the Year playing something like No More Heroes and charging her sword and such like that... THEN you'll have my attention!
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 13:20
LarkOhiya
that voice acting wasn't THAT bad (except for the girl at the start and yoichi) just bad dialog and inflection on words in a sentence. it dosn't sound fluid enough. there is worse, but this is not "good", thats for sure.
artson1966's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 14:00
artson1966
best part of this skit is when he takes the tumble over the rail at the end. other then that it was pretty lame in mpo. this guy has no life or is a nut searching for a way to get into the state nut house.
Tekoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 14:43
Tekoa
the battletoads video brought back bad memories.
i did pretty much the same thing bill did, every time i played that damn game. but for some strange reason i still loved it.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 15:22
Mxyzptlk
That voice acting rates at least two additional horribles. That makes Resident Evil seem worthy of an academy award. Mega64 and Battletoads were awesome. Snake tears through those cigarettes. And the attention whores posing with video games is getting really sad, no matter how hot they are.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 16:02
loki d20
I don't know, but I just find it freaking idiotic and painful to watch for people to go out in public and embarrass themselves, such as with the first video above.

Playboy Cybergirl kind of freaked me out a bit with the way her butt hung down in the back. Otherwise good looking and not something I want to be caught watching with the wife around.
gokhan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 02:28
gokhan
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