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Weekend Destructainment's presentation is changing, but only for a couple of weeks. Don't be afraid! Just hit the jump and all the random videos that I find during the week are all still here, starting off with 32 songs performed in eight minutes. Then Kill Bill's GoGo gets really into Resident Evil 5. Next up is the Scream mask violinist jamming to Ys II.

Next, it's Half Life: Hero Beggining. Then a pornstar reviews Rumble Massage. Next, Mario and his kingdom fight Master Chief and SPARTANS. Then it's the second episode of There Will Be Brawl. Next, the music from Metal Gear Solid 2 can make anything epic. Random Robot Intermission follows with Robocop stealing chicken. The Destructainment ends with an 8-bit cover of Rihanna's "Umbrella".   

32 songs in eight minutes. From the guy who did the Mega Man 9 jam and the one man band Windwaker unplugged video.

Kill Bill's GoGo plays some Resident Evil 5. This ad is way more dramatic then it needs to be. Spotted on Capcom-Unity.

Scream mask violinist plays some Ys II music. 

 
Half Life: Hero Beggining. From the makers of the Half Life Full Life Consequences. Not as good as the others, but it got a few laughs out of me at least. Spotted on Andrex's C Blog. 

A pornstar reviews Rumble Massage.

Mario versus Master Chief. Spotted on Darkspire Films -- Thanks, Wardrox.

There Will Be Brawl episode two. Thanks, Mike!

The music from Metal Gear Solid 2 can make any scene epic. Made by oberoi.

Random Robot Intermission: Robocop loves chicken! Spotted on Topless Robot.

8-bit version of Rihanna's "Umbrella". It's ... timely ...


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27 comments | showing # 1 to 27

Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 20:39
Zombutler
Man, when it comes to 8-bit songs, that Rihanna one can't be beat.
Redzie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 20:43
Redzie
If I had a time machine, I would go back and kill Rihanna for creating "Umbrella". It's much easier than killing everyone who remade that song.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 20:49
Tubatic
Enh, its more like random "Its cool to sound like a video game" junk with Rihanna as the vocal track. Meh.

Also, HOO RAY FOR NEW THERE WILL BE BRAWL!
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:14
seigfreid
Lol at the Robocop comerical.

I wish the kirby in brawl looked like that.
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:36
The Young Scot
That 32 songs video has shamed me into practising my finger picking skills.

Also, Rihanna got beat up by her fella, ella, ella, ay, ay
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:39
Zombutler
.....get it?
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:53
Professor Pew
That 8bit version of Umbrella would go nicely with a beat'em up!
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:55
Zombutler
There we go.
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 22:00
Jack8274
Holy fuck that 32 songs was amazing. I love that guy for the Mega Man and windwaker songs but now I truly respect him
TheHunter234's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 22:05
TheHunter234
I like how the Robocop chicken commercial is set to the music from Back to the Future Part III.
Jon2309's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 22:09
Jon2309
Haha, anyone watch the rumblemassage thing all the way?

"I think if Steve Jobs made it... I'd use it somewhere that wasn't my back..."

I genuinely lol'd. And was also disappointed at the lack of "hands-on" demonstration.
16bitmonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 22:18
16bitmonster
i'd take a byte out of that one.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 22:40
ThunderHeartXI
I'd save Gogo's ass in a fight. Of course, I'd have to rewarded in a certain way...
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 23:40
Danzflor
The MGS video was really really epic i love it
Hoss's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 23:47
Hoss
Stoya is so deliciously pale
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 00:17
Chronic Logic
2d mario against 3d spartans?! Awesome, how the spartans walked into the trap by the 2d guys, turning so that they're paper thin.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 00:27
grafkhun
The first song in the Mario versus Spartan vid is this.

In the There Will be Brawl vid I almost fell out of my chair at Kirby, so funny.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 01:22
Niero
lawl
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 04:17
Kyousuke Nanbu
The 32 song guy was awesome.

And that RE5 commercial was great.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 04:55
Fusiontr
OK
That Mario vs Spartans video was so ridiculously awesome and well done
I applaud the creators of that

And the 32 songs video I discovered earlier in the week and swiftly downloaded the mp3 because it really is amazing, so the use of Power Rangers alone
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 05:03
ZekeThePlumber
Oh god, that kirby is fucking horrifying.
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 05:25
TurboHyperFighting
Okay, I'm liking this week's stuff. The 32 song thing was reluctantly listened to, but I left pleased. I feel guilty for liking anything that isn't metal, but it had gamestuff so it's okay.

Stoya? I'll stop before I embarrass myself.

Again, good stuff this week.

I'll leave this thread a little moar metal than I left it.
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 06:04
coffeesash
The Chiyaki Kuriyama advert isn't meant to be dramatic, it's meant to be funny xD
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 08:28
wardrox
I just watched all of that G4 video... I gues the economy is hitting them hard eh?
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 09:12
Batthink
@ The Young Scot;

Ahahahahhahaah! XOD

And Robocop is saying "this tastes like baby food"!
Corican's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 09:40
Corican
"Man, when it comes to 8-bit songs, that Rihanna one can't be beat."
That was really well done. :D
FlozaxRollins's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 23:37
FlozaxRollins
There will be brawl ftw.
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