Just like the game, this horse's back legs in Assassin's Creed are broken. Thanks, Grim.
Time to C-C-C-COMBO Break the lameness of the weekend with some Destructainment. Right after the jump, the end song to Portal is performed live. Then another glitch video on Super Mario Bros. 3. After that, a creepy ad for Doom on the Jaguar. Next up, K-Fed was a Nintendo Superstar when he was young.
Then it's a pretty neat stop motion Mario Kart video. Mario shows us his evil side after that. Next, another cheesy Halo 3 rap song. The Destructainment ends with Random Robot Intermission and "The Sex has Made me Stupid."
The Cake is a Lie, performed live.Game Genie glitches on Super Mario Bros 3. TECHNO RAVE!
Ad for the Doom on the Jaguar. Creepy. K-Fed was a Nintendo Superstar! Thanks, Orcist.
Real life, stop motion Mario Kart. It's filmed well, but the random parts where there is no audio at al hurts this film.Mario is secretly an evil serial killer.
Another Halo 3 rap. It's stupidly funny. Spotted on Xbudz's C-Blog.
Random Robot Intermission: "The Sex has Made me Stupid". Safe for workish ... and yes, I found it by Googling "Robot Porn".
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Awesome. An excellent edition of Weekend Destructainment, with good videos all around.
Also, is it weird that the broken horse legs make me want to play the game MORE? Like, I REALLY want that specifically to happen while I'm playing Assassin's Creed.
Why do so many internet video authors feel the need to add abnoxious title screens? It's a waste of time and bandwidth and most people don't have high-speed internet connections to read nothing but plain text for the first fifteen seconds of a video.
Funny thing is. That"DOOM" game, was introduced to me. By a real life preacher's son. @ the time DOOM & Star Wars : Dark Forces were the in FPS games. & Decent was the IT in gaming.
oh my GAWSH!!! I was first introduced to Doom via my beloved Jaguar. I must have spent 300+ hours on that game.
I remember when I figured out how to glitch myself through the walls by setting the invincibility code and shooting a rocket with my back to a wall with a demon right in my face.
Also, on the last level, I used to spend hours getting the Cacodemons and hell knights to fight each other when they friendly-fired eachother. I used to think it was so cool when I would die, because your POV tracked the demon that killed you, so you could watch the demons kill each other from the bloody pile on the ground that was formerly you.
After watching the Assassin's Creed video I'm left questioning why people who choose to submit video footage of video games somehow enjoy adding in the shittiest music in the background. Is it a mental condition?
I would've used "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" instead. The people who make these videos have no musical taste whatsoever. It's like, "let me get sum hedshotz in haloe 3 and im a put linkin park over it and its gonna be awsum."
I actually know why the horse does that.
Basically in the dev versions of AC, altier and the horse can fly. The hour makes a swimming motion with his legs and altier flaps his arms like wings. I'll get a video up really soon ;-)
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5:48 PM on 11.17.2007
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Also, is it weird that the broken horse legs make me want to play the game MORE? Like, I REALLY want that specifically to happen while I'm playing Assassin's Creed.
plz?
K-Fed video was good too.
The British chicks were an added bonus.
Bite me Hamza
*crosses fingaz*
loved everything except the Portal live song...and the MK vid had been posted by many Dtoiders already
That Mario glitch video would've been better with Half-Life music.
I remember when I figured out how to glitch myself through the walls by setting the invincibility code and shooting a rocket with my back to a wall with a demon right in my face.
Also, on the last level, I used to spend hours getting the Cacodemons and hell knights to fight each other when they friendly-fired eachother. I used to think it was so cool when I would die, because your POV tracked the demon that killed you, so you could watch the demons kill each other from the bloody pile on the ground that was formerly you.
I would have chosen "Banana Phone".
Basically in the dev versions of AC, altier and the horse can fly. The hour makes a swimming motion with his legs and altier flaps his arms like wings. I'll get a video up really soon ;-)