So wow, I didn't really plan on this happening. I shouldn't be surprised that this turned into an all out Halo edition of Weekend Destructainment I suppose. And hey, it's a themed edition too! Haven't done that since the Street Fighter edition when I was having my little war with God Len.
Anyway, the above video is a quick (and funny) recap of Halo 1 and Halo 2 from the gang at ScrewAttack. Might as well start with that before we jump into all of the Halo 3 stuff after the jump, right? After the jump, Kevin Pereir and Olivia Munn lick the helmet from the Legendary set (Classy). Then, the Master Chief shows us how to Teabag like a champ! Followed by Red Vs Blue's cameo in Halo 3. Next up, a news clip from the BBC using Killzone 2 footage when describing Halo 3.
Then a comedy video from Dtoider kariomart on some weird Halo 3 problems. A quick little clip showing off the Hayabusa Armor follows that. Some guys tip the Elephant and reveal a funny easter egg is next. Then some guys break into a warehouse to snag Halo 3 before it's officially released. Finally, a guide on locating all 9 gold skulls in Halo 3.
Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn lick the Master Chief helmet from the Legendary box set. Spotted on FileFront.
Teabag your way to fitness with the Master Chief!
Red Vs Blue's little cameo in Halo 3. When I went to check this out, I had Burnie and Gus doing a little skit instead of these guys.The BBC uses Killzone 2 footage doing a piece on Halo 3 ... noobs! Spotted on brainderailment's Clog.Halo 3 has some odd sound effect problems. Made by kariomart.
The Hayabusa Armor in all it's glory.Tipping the Elephant, with bonus easter egg! Some Hungarians break in to a warehouse and steal Halo 3 before its release. Spotted on N4G, thanks TnS!
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I've been to the Red Vs. Blue skit guys twice now in Halo 3. They concluded their conversation a little different each time.
The first time the marine outside was being accused of being friends with Brutes and the second time they asked if Master Chief was at the meeting and knew the password.
Here I am just typing shit at work, saying whatever comes to mind, and I get attacked again. Last time I admit I sounded hostile, but this time It's Destructoid that sounds hostile.
I'm glad you're around, CTZ. At least there's one Halo fan on staff. :) And Aaron's right. Zero Punctuation should've done a recap. Maybe he still will.
It's a shame, especially the Hungarian video... They are just a bunch of kids, got to do nothing. It's probably a fake, cause, security isn't so loose in Hungary...
But the worst about this, is the responses on youtube, and probably on other communities (thank god here on DToid no), that they are calling every Hungarian a thief...
If I had a x360, I've had preordered the game, I think you could wait for every game...
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Of course, I only own the standard Halo 3, so she'll have to check out my other helmet.
The first time the marine outside was being accused of being friends with Brutes and the second time they asked if Master Chief was at the meeting and knew the password.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf00vFRpnew
OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW.
Whiteboy, hush. No one likes a whiner.
The elephant flipping is typical Bungie awesomeness.
Also, elephant tipping made my day.
2nd also, cocks.
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Video 2: Sorry,was looking at bewbs.
Video 3: I've never heard Master Chief sound more like a child molester.
Video 4: Was this really in the game? If so, I can't believe I missed it!
Video 5: Hit the weak source checker, for massive failure!
Video 6: I'm naming my firstborn son Johnny Halo.
Video 7: Was anyone else's first thought Shredder from Ninja Turtles?
Video 8: Well played, Bungie. Well played.
Video 9: I guess they were Hungary for Halo. Oh God, I can't believe I just went there.
Video 10: Didn't watch, want to find them myself.
But the worst about this, is the responses on youtube, and probably on other communities (thank god here on DToid no), that they are calling every Hungarian a thief...
If I had a x360, I've had preordered the game, I think you could wait for every game...
ps.: You could guess I'm a Hungarian...