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[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.]

Ubisoft held a short film Assassin's Creed contest where the grand prize winner would take home $10,000. Above is the winner of the competition and easily deserved first place prize. Learn more about the film over on Gaming Union. Thanks, Kyle! [Whoops it didn't win!]

After the break, Mr. T comes back to make fools play World of Warcraft. Then it's Paparazzi Punch-Out. Next, Cranky Kong was a jerk. Followed by an ode to Peppy from Star Fox. Then check out the great Mega Man 2 cover by Jam Project.

Next up is Star Trek: Rock Band edition. Followed by a new episode of Webzeroes where they have a gaming marathon. Then it's Contra: The movie. The Destructainment ends with the New Super Mario Bros. Wii Super Guide failing hard.

Mr. T promotes World of Warcraft again. Mohawk grenades!

Paparazzi Punch-Out.

Cranky Kong is a douche! Spotted on GoNintendo.



An ode to Peppy.



Jam Project covers Mega Man 2. So good.



Star Trek: Rock Band.



Revision3 Web series, Webzeroes, does a gaming marathon for charity. Thanks Jace and Eddy!



Contra: The movie.



The New Super Mario Bros. Wii Super Guide fails.








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tehAnt1the1s1s's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 17:28
tehAnt1the1s1s
That Super guide one is horrible.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 17:42
Kraid
Where can I purchase my Star Trek Rock Band?

Also Jam Project's Megaman 2 cover desued my desu. F'ing epic son!
Woverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 17:59
Woverine
I can't see the last two videos? anyone else having a problem?
Woverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 18:00
Woverine
actually while were on it.. I cant see any of the dtoid.tv videos either.. hmmm. I am on firefox btw.
Kingdan97's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 18:03
Kingdan97
The kid deserved it until he began talking...
zeroword's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 18:15
zeroword
@Woverine Make an exception in adblock plus.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 18:22
Trevor McGee
Honestly, I thought the Assassin's Creed video was pretty lame. No finesse at all when it came to the combat or kill scenes.
Woverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 18:38
Woverine
ahhh dirty trickery! I hope all sites don't start forcing you to turn off adblock plus to view videos.
Sarana Na Sopanpanichkul's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 18:43
Sarana Na Sopanpanichkul
Isnt that more like a cover of a cover version by X-Japan???? (I'm talking about Megaman 2 song here)

Correct me if Im wrong.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 18:45
TheStripe
Hmm, That super guide video R suspicious.

Mario on the map, blue toad in the game, hit super guide, does Luigi replace toad? No, it's still blue toad. THen he dies at the end of super guide, and poof, Mario on the map screen again.
Yougiedeggs's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 19:10
Yougiedeggs
TheStripe: Yeah, what? That is fishy.
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 19:24
Zippyduda
Cranky Kong and Contra: The Movie were really well done :]

As for that Super Guide video, I'm assuming he's been modding it, considering he said that the reason Toad was the on the screen even with Luigi on the Super Guide is because of a skin.

I think this guys just fucked up the coding of the game by fiddling around with it and therefore it dies and doesn't expect Toads small jump (as Luigi can jump higher in any Mario game).
Doobles's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 19:50
Doobles
The AC:G video was well produced but a kid acting out a video game is kind of a disturbing premise. Also the acting was cringe-worthy.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 20:10
Darren Nakamura
Death o'clock!
Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 20:40
Avalon
WHERE IS THE ROBOT INTERMISSION?!

The Jam Project Okusenman cover was amazing, I guess that maybe counts...
socialnorms's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 21:10
socialnorms
As much as I enjoy mocking Assassin's Creed, those guys did a decent job for amateur film. Straight forward and to the point. It's kind of Channel101.com stuff, but that's certainly not a bad thing.
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 21:32
Paul Soth
Jam Project provides the official soundtrack for the Destructoid network.
Woland's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2009 21:34
Woland
That Assassin's Creed video was painful to watch. So much effort put into something so shitty.
Forest Green Lantern's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2009 00:01
Forest Green Lantern
my moon speak isnt all the great but that Jam Project song was amazing!
Pengbros's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2009 01:47
Pengbros
Ahh, I love anything that involves seeing parkour, I've been working on my own Assassin's Creed-inspired vids but obviously someone beat me to it. Then again, I've been putting it off for... like, ever.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2009 17:48
Jonathan Holmes
BUCKEN-BERRY!
protoknuckles's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 01:27
protoknuckles
Jam Project was amazing!
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