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[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.]

What happens when a horrible girl teen drama book/movie series meets an over-hyped first person shooter? G4 wondered that and found out what the results would be, the hard way. And let me tell you, it's not pretty. 

After the break, see what you wish would happen with every Wiitard. Then find out the horrors of Pictochat. Next, it's a rap song about videogames. Then Dtoider NukaCola does some Final Fantasy music. The Destructainment ends with the amazing acting skills of Chris Klein.

Some kind of lame Pringles viral ad involving fake Wiitardness.



The Problem with Pictochat. Spotted on AgainstBelief's C blog



Dan Bull's "Generation Gaming". Thanks, Emmie S!



Dtoider NukaCola's drum covers of music from Final Fantasy 1, 2 and 3.

The wonderful acting of Chris Klein in the Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li movie. Spotted on GoNintendo.








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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 18:05
Chris Carter
If this was a mainstream pop culture site, there would be billions of tween's comments, who would scream "OMG! SPOILERS! THE VIDEO RUINED IT!"
Starrynight's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 18:11
Starrynight
lol the ending was the best part
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 18:22
Jamie McGinn
BOOOOMMB!
crusnchill's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 18:34
crusnchill
I'd watched Twilight if it was anything like this. :-p
Sadly the small bit I did see, left me sighing out of boredom and out of the cinema with my girlfriend agreeing with me. The real thing is unbelievably crap. so, hell no!

Twilight warfare 2 would awesome.
tehAnt1the1s1s's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 18:51
tehAnt1the1s1s
Does the stuff with the baby happen in twilight? I might have to read it then
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 18:55
mikeyed
@tehAnt1the1s1s

From what my friend (who loves the series) said, that's actually an accurate representation. She didn't mention the baby thing, though. I would have to assume it is, since why would they have any reason to just make it up?
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 18:58
Jesse Cortez
@mikeyed

"From what I know (I love the series), that's actually an accurate representation."

Fixed. You're welcome!

:P
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 19:01
Los255
Gotta love that Chris Klein.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 19:24
Jack Maverick
I inherited a bomb? Classy.
Jeff Cusack's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 19:43
Jeff Cusack
Drumming, awesome, yay!
Drakengard's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 19:56
Drakengard
Yes, the baby thing is real. Among other things that follow and are just plain creepy. Worst book series ever. It should be wiped from history.
Changston's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 20:49
Changston
Did anyone think the guy at the end of the Pictochat looked a little like Jim?
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 20:56
mikeyed
@Tactix

You cannot just play with people's lives like that. Such words could ruin my delicate reputation, I love True Blood, not Twilight. TOTALLY DIFFERENT!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 21:11
Kraid
Shit is so Nash!
Ball Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 21:50
Ball Buster
Why hasn't Konami made a Twilight VS Castlevania game yet?
Azzurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2010 22:13
Azzurus
That Generation Gaming rap was awesome.
H4RDC0RP5's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:40
H4RDC0RP5
Wait wait fucking wait...the vampire eats his and his girlfriend's baby out of her womb? Did this really happen in those abominations of the English language?

If so, I think I'm justified in saying...

[U]WHAT THE FUCK?!?[/U]
Paustinj's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 02:40
Paustinj
That Rap was just amazing.
Soulwax's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 06:51
Soulwax
Those Scottish and English accents were painful.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 07:10
Fusiontr
The gaming rap is fucking awesome.

Also, my friend actually told me what happens with the baby thing.
It's fucking weird.
The werewolf dude falls in love with it while it's still in the womb or some shit.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 07:18
Aaron Mxy Yost
Wait, Chris Klein is still working?
wobblefunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 07:21
wobblefunk
"Those Scottish and English accents were painful."

i feel you're pain being a brit myself.

but funny as f**k though.
Infinitestrike's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 08:28
Infinitestrike
I'd watch it.


@Fusiontr - wouldn't that make the werewolf a pedophile then?
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 13:46
AgentMOO
you've just inherited a big problem!
Z80's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 14:42
Z80
@Infinitestrike Maybe "predophile?"
Leon Field's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 15:47
Leon Field
@Fusiontr

"The werewolf dude falls in love with it while it's still in the womb or some shit."

Different baby.

--

This was all very entertaining.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 16:07
Genki-JAM
I always meant to do a Charlie Nash compilation. He was the best thing about that movie. That night in ShiMuNi was SO Nash.

AgainstBelief's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 18:08
AgainstBelief
Ah, it's good to be featured on Weekend Destructainment again! Thank you! But unfortunately, I'm overshadowed by Twilight Modern Warfare 2... but rightfully so. Excellent work, guys!
Alexa May's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2011 06:36
Alexa May
haha amazing ending indeed!
<a href="http://www.btscene.eu/verified-search/torrent/twilight/">Twilight Saga</a>
Alexa May's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2011 06:37
Alexa May
haha amazing ending indeed!
torrent sites
Alexa May's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2011 06:38
Alexa May
haha amazing ending indeed!
twilight saga
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