Shao Kahn is a little horny. Sub-Zero is about to finish off Liu-Kang, but Shao has a better idea instead. At first, it's innocent enough. Shao asks Sub-Zero to massage Liu for a little bit. But then it gets really crazy from there.
READY TO WEEKEND DESTRUCTAINMENT! After the jump, check out the horrible ad for the original GameBoy. Then it's a video showing off why Wii Fit is awesome. Next up, check out a 4-year-old own at Rock Band. Then take a look at Metal Gear for the Tiger handheld.
Next up is an awesome in-game ad from Grand Theft Auto IV. Then it's The King of Kong meets Terminator 2. Random Robot Intermission follows with the music video, Building a Robot. The Destructainment ends with a 20 minute long Garry's Mod montage.
Horrible ad for the original GameBoy. Spotted on GoNintendo.
Wii Fit is awesome.
4-year-old kicking some ass on the drums in Rock Band. Spotted on power-glove's C Blog.
Metal Gear for the Tiger handheld. Spotted on masterledz C Blog.
Awesome in-game commercial from Grand Theft Auto IV. Spotted on Skribble's Blog.
K2: The King, The Kong and the Ugly.
Random Robot Intermission: Building a Robot.
Crazy Garry's Mod montage. Spotted on Andrex's Blog.
Contest:
1:20 PM on 05.31.2008
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And to be honest, that gameboy commercial was pretty gunny, loved the shot of the blond in the hay and all the politicians waving games around :-D
Also, the Mortal Kombat video was hilarious.
Also also, since I will never again be a spastic little monkey child I will clearly never be good at drums. Ever.
And someone get that kid a set of real drums!
Then I scrolled down some more and found the best ad I've ever seen.
"He's a dreamboat!"
Ya know what I'm sayin?
oh, and that Gameboy ad was actually pretty cool. i mean if it were the late 80s that is...
Video 2: Where do you play with yours? Private? Public? Alone?
Video 3: That guy had to be gay. Were that my girlfriend (or even just a close acquaintance), I would have pounced on her like a rabid cougar.
Video 4: Look at what you can acheive if you escape the sweatshop.
Video 5: Something tells me Hideo Kojima wouldn't approve.
Video 6: Why can't real commercials be like that?
Video 7: The Kongnet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2008. Human decisions are removed from Donkey Kong arcade cabinets. Kongnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Video 8: lol robots
Video 9: tl;dw, sorry
Video three: The ultimate hawtness-barometer. :OD
Video four: Great skills to get 94%. Now put a T-shirt on; I'm starting to feel uncomfortable.
Video six: Great ad. :OD
Video seven: Oh yeah, great mock-up. :O)