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Shao Kahn is a little horny. Sub-Zero is about to finish off Liu-Kang, but Shao has a better idea instead. At first, it's innocent enough. Shao asks Sub-Zero to massage Liu for a little bit. But then it gets really crazy from there.
 
READY TO WEEKEND DESTRUCTAINMENT! After the jump, check out the horrible ad for the original GameBoy. Then it's a video showing off why Wii Fit is awesome. Next up, check out a 4-year-old own at Rock Band. Then take a look at Metal Gear for the Tiger handheld.
 
Next up is an awesome in-game ad from Grand Theft Auto IV. Then it's The King of Kong meets Terminator 2. Random Robot Intermission follows with the music video, Building a Robot. The Destructainment ends with a 20 minute long Garry's Mod montage. 
 

Horrible ad for the original GameBoy. Spotted on GoNintendo. 

Wii Fit is awesome.

4-year-old kicking some ass on the drums in Rock Band. Spotted on power-glove's C Blog. 

Metal Gear for the Tiger handheld. Spotted on masterledz C Blog. 

Awesome in-game commercial from Grand Theft Auto IV. Spotted on Skribble's Blog. 

K2: The King, The Kong and the Ugly. 

Random Robot Intermission: Building a Robot. 

Crazy Garry's Mod montage. Spotted on Andrex's Blog.


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34 comments | showing # 1 to 34

mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 13:22
mistic
man Wii Fit is AWESOME can't wait till my GF gets hers :-D

And to be honest, that gameboy commercial was pretty gunny, loved the shot of the blond in the hay and all the politicians waving games around :-D
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 13:23
Rifter01
I LOLOLOL'ed :D
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 13:30
Volomon
ROFL!!
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 13:32
mistic
shit should've been "pretty Funny" iso "gunny" :-X
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 13:41
B-Radicate
Now I know why Wii Fit was made.

Also, the Mortal Kombat video was hilarious.

Also also, since I will never again be a spastic little monkey child I will clearly never be good at drums. Ever.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 13:51
welkstar
Wii Fit is awesome!

And someone get that kid a set of real drums!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 13:59
TrailerParkJesus
Wii fit is awesome is awesome
ZagZagovich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 14:06
ZagZagovich
By the way this Biswasser commercial is sang by Anthony from Opie and Anthony show. It's an awesome radio show syndicated on a huge number of stations. Pretty much everyone from it did something for the game. Opie did the voice of some dude in the irish bar where you play darts. Jim Norton did the voice of a guy on the radio who was dominated by his wife and the voice of a porn shop owner from the begging of the game("That's a vintage bush!"). It's a shame that pretty much noone in the gaming community knows about them=/.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 14:36
ace of knaves
"Horrible ad for the original Gameboy"? That's one of the best ads I've ever seen.

Then I scrolled down some more and found the best ad I've ever seen.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 14:52
Sharpless
The Mortal Kombat video was surprisingly funny. And that kid on Rock Band was insane. He's better on drums than I'll ever be. Also, LOL @ the Wii Fit video. One of the few truly wonderful aspects of the "casual" onslaught. :)
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 14:59
Spartacus
Best videos in a while - the Mortal Kombat video was absolutely hilarious.
gstrange's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 15:25
gstrange
The Mortal Kombat video was great. 69 seconds left on the timer is quite appropriate.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 15:28
pendelton21
Finally, someone else who knows the sexual prowess of Johnny Cage.

"He's a dreamboat!"
spam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 15:33
spam
i like how he opens his mouth to catch the deamon seed you worked up over his gf
SenorCalavera's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 16:35
SenorCalavera
K2 looks awesome. It gets it all right. The american flag tie, the appearance of the real Wiebe with the John Connor Scared face, and the kill screen anouncement. Epic.
teach4food's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 16:35
teach4food
Great vids... except the montage that never ends, it goes on and on my friends.
xdaytime's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 16:51
xdaytime
Lol at kid playing rock band. he looks retarted...
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 17:01
Eschatos
That kid is Satan.
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 17:06
bahss
The idiots of Garry's Mod is my favorite. It's just so damn long.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 17:19
Mxyzptlk
I went to Best Buy immediately after watching that video, but apparently the girl doesn't come with Wii Fit. Rip off.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 17:42
taumpytears
I hate that guy so much.... so much.
gingerbreadben's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 17:53
gingerbreadben
The G-Mod video was definitely my favorite for this week.

Ya know what I'm sayin?
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 18:44
Jack8274
That Garry's Mod clip was so god damn funny, I almost shat my pants.
Cacophony's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 19:06
Cacophony
The Garry's Mod Montage is clearly the king of videos.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 19:27
bleep
the King of Kong sequel is the winner, followed closely by the mortal kombat one only because I don't think I've seen something that bizarre in a while.
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 19:52
godkow
G-Mod Montage = Epic
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 19:59
kawitchate
"for export only" - so like Fosters
oh, and that Gameboy ad was actually pretty cool. i mean if it were the late 80s that is...
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 22:18
Rider Chop
Ive got truth gas!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2008 22:39
MechaMonkey
Video 1: It's rare that I literally laugh out loud at a video as much as I did with that one. Flawless victory.

Video 2: Where do you play with yours? Private? Public? Alone?

Video 3: That guy had to be gay. Were that my girlfriend (or even just a close acquaintance), I would have pounced on her like a rabid cougar.

Video 4: Look at what you can acheive if you escape the sweatshop.

Video 5: Something tells me Hideo Kojima wouldn't approve.

Video 6: Why can't real commercials be like that?

Video 7: The Kongnet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2008. Human decisions are removed from Donkey Kong arcade cabinets. Kongnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Video 8: lol robots

Video 9: tl;dw, sorry
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 00:00
moominsean
that coconut clacking sound is reason enough to never buy this game for my kids... if i had any.
Elandarex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 02:23
Elandarex
It's hard to pick a favorite part in the GMod video, but the part where the zombie was trying to have a conversation was up there.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 07:58
Timmeh
The Wii Fit video is positively hypnotic.
rpbowlinggod's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 09:24
rpbowlinggod
FINISH ME! ha Garry's mod was fantastic especially the NEDM bit 3:27 in
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 12:44
Batthink
Video two: You're wrong, Hamza, that is a very good ad.

Video three: The ultimate hawtness-barometer. :OD

Video four: Great skills to get 94%. Now put a T-shirt on; I'm starting to feel uncomfortable.

Video six: Great ad. :OD

Video seven: Oh yeah, great mock-up. :O)
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