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Weekend Destructainment: MASSAGE HIM!
Hamza CTZ Aziz05.31.2008 13:20 (97 day(s) ago) 34 comments

 
Shao Kahn is a little horny. Sub-Zero is about to finish off Liu-Kang, but Shao has a better idea instead. At first, it's innocent enough. Shao asks Sub-Zero to massage Liu for a little bit. But then it gets really crazy from there.
 
READY TO WEEKEND DESTRUCTAINMENT! After the jump, check out the horrible ad for the original GameBoy. Then it's a video showing off why Wii Fit is awesome. Next up, check out a 4-year-old own at Rock Band. Then take a look at Metal Gear for the Tiger handheld.
 
Next up is an awesome in-game ad from Grand Theft Auto IV. Then it's The King of Kong meets Terminator 2. Random Robot Intermission follows with the music video, Building a Robot. The Destructainment ends with a 20 minute long Garry's Mod montage. 
 

Horrible ad for the original GameBoy. Spotted on GoNintendo

Wii Fit is awesome.

4-year-old kicking some ass on the drums in Rock Band. Spotted on power-glove's C Blog

Metal Gear for the Tiger handheld. Spotted on masterledz C Blog

Awesome in-game commercial from Grand Theft Auto IV. Spotted on Skribble's Blog

K2: The King, The Kong and the Ugly

Random Robot Intermission: Building a Robot

Crazy Garry's Mod montage. Spotted on Andrex's Blog.

MORE IN OUR Weekend Destructainment SECTION

Latest comment by Batthink |view all 34 comments
Video two: You're wrong, Hamza, that is a very good ad. Video three: The ultimate hawtness-barometer. :OD Video four: Great skills to get 94%. Now put a T-shirt on; I'm starting to feel uncomf......





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mistic at 05/31/2008 13:22

man Wii Fit is AWESOME can't wait till my GF gets hers :-D

And to be honest, that gameboy commercial was pretty gunny, loved the shot of the blond in the hay and all the politicians waving games around :-D
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Rifter01 at 05/31/2008 13:23

I LOLOLOL'ed :D
Volomon's Avatar
Volomon at 05/31/2008 13:30

ROFL!!
mistic's Avatar
mistic at 05/31/2008 13:32

shit should've been "pretty Funny" iso "gunny" :-X
B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 05/31/2008 13:41

Now I know why Wii Fit was made.

Also, the Mortal Kombat video was hilarious.

Also also, since I will never again be a spastic little monkey child I will clearly never be good at drums. Ever.
welkstar's Avatar
welkstar at 05/31/2008 13:51

Wii Fit is awesome!

And someone get that kid a set of real drums!
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TrailerParkJesus at 05/31/2008 13:59

Wii fit is awesome is awesome
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ZagZagovich at 05/31/2008 14:06

By the way this Biswasser commercial is sang by Anthony from Opie and Anthony show. It's an awesome radio show syndicated on a huge number of stations. Pretty much everyone from it did something for the game. Opie did the voice of some dude in the irish bar where you play darts. Jim Norton did the voice of a guy on the radio who was dominated by his wife and the voice of a porn shop owner from the begging of the game("That's a vintage bush!"). It's a shame that pretty much noone in the gaming community knows about them=/.
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ace of knaves at 05/31/2008 14:36

"Horrible ad for the original Gameboy"? That's one of the best ads I've ever seen.

Then I scrolled down some more and found the best ad I've ever seen.
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Sharpless at 05/31/2008 14:52

The Mortal Kombat video was surprisingly funny. And that kid on Rock Band was insane. He's better on drums than I'll ever be. Also, LOL @ the Wii Fit video. One of the few truly wonderful aspects of the "casual" onslaught. :)
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Spartacus at 05/31/2008 14:59

Best videos in a while - the Mortal Kombat video was absolutely hilarious.
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gstrange at 05/31/2008 15:25

The Mortal Kombat video was great. 69 seconds left on the timer is quite appropriate.
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pendelton21 at 05/31/2008 15:28

Finally, someone else who knows the sexual prowess of Johnny Cage.

"He's a dreamboat!"
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spam at 05/31/2008 15:33

i like how he opens his mouth to catch the deamon seed you worked up over his gf
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SenorCalavera at 05/31/2008 16:35

K2 looks awesome. It gets it all right. The american flag tie, the appearance of the real Wiebe with the John Connor Scared face, and the kill screen anouncement. Epic.
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teach4food at 05/31/2008 16:35

Great vids... except the montage that never ends, it goes on and on my friends.
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xdaytime at 05/31/2008 16:51

Lol at kid playing rock band. he looks retarted...
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Eschatos at 05/31/2008 17:01

That kid is Satan.
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brecksher at 05/31/2008 17:06

The idiots of Garry's Mod is my favorite. It's just so damn long.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 05/31/2008 17:19

I went to Best Buy immediately after watching that video, but apparently the girl doesn't come with Wii Fit. Rip off.
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taumpytears at 05/31/2008 17:42

I hate that guy so much.... so much.
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gingerbreadben at 05/31/2008 17:53

The G-Mod video was definitely my favorite for this week.

Ya know what I'm sayin?
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Jack8274 at 05/31/2008 18:44

That Garry's Mod clip was so god damn funny, I almost shat my pants.
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Cacophony at 05/31/2008 19:06

The Garry's Mod Montage is clearly the king of videos.
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bleep at 05/31/2008 19:27

the King of Kong sequel is the winner, followed closely by the mortal kombat one only because I don't think I've seen something that bizarre in a while.
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godkow at 05/31/2008 19:52

G-Mod Montage = Epic
kawitchate's Avatar
kawitchate at 05/31/2008 19:59

"for export only" - so like Fosters
oh, and that Gameboy ad was actually pretty cool. i mean if it were the late 80s that is...
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Rider Chop at 05/31/2008 22:18

Ive got truth gas!
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MechaMonkey at 05/31/2008 22:39

Video 1: It's rare that I literally laugh out loud at a video as much as I did with that one. Flawless victory.

Video 2: Where do you play with yours? Private? Public? Alone?

Video 3: That guy had to be gay. Were that my girlfriend (or even just a close acquaintance), I would have pounced on her like a rabid cougar.

Video 4: Look at what you can acheive if you escape the sweatshop.

Video 5: Something tells me Hideo Kojima wouldn't approve.

Video 6: Why can't real commercials be like that?

Video 7: The Kongnet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2008. Human decisions are removed from Donkey Kong arcade cabinets. Kongnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Video 8: lol robots

Video 9: tl;dw, sorry
moominsean's Avatar
moominsean at 06/01/2008 00:00

that coconut clacking sound is reason enough to never buy this game for my kids... if i had any.
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Elandarex at 06/01/2008 02:23

It's hard to pick a favorite part in the GMod video, but the part where the zombie was trying to have a conversation was up there.
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Timmeh at 06/01/2008 07:58

The Wii Fit video is positively hypnotic.
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rpbowlinggod at 06/01/2008 09:24

FINISH ME! ha Garry's mod was fantastic especially the NEDM bit 3:27 in
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Batthink at 06/01/2008 12:44

Video two: You're wrong, Hamza, that is a very good ad.

Video three: The ultimate hawtness-barometer. :OD

Video four: Great skills to get 94%. Now put a T-shirt on; I'm starting to feel uncomfortable.

Video six: Great ad. :OD

Video seven: Oh yeah, great mock-up. :O)

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