Shao Kahn is a little horny. Sub-Zero is about to finish off Liu-Kang, but Shao has a better idea instead. At first, it's innocent enough. Shao asks Sub-Zero to massage Liu for a little bit. But then it gets really crazy from there.
READY TO WEEKEND DESTRUCTAINMENT! After the jump, check out the horrible ad for the original GameBoy. Then it's a video showing off why Wii Fit is awesome. Next up, check out a 4-year-old own at Rock Band. Then take a look at Metal Gear for the Tiger handheld.
Next up is an awesome in-game ad from Grand Theft Auto IV. Then it's The King of Kong meets Terminator 2. Random Robot Intermission follows with the music video, Building a Robot. The Destructainment ends with a 20 minute long Garry's Mod montage.
Horrible ad for the original GameBoy. Spotted on GoNintendo.
Wii Fit is awesome.
4-year-old kicking some ass on the drums in Rock Band. Spotted on power-glove's C Blog.
Metal Gear for the Tiger handheld. Spotted on masterledz C Blog.
Awesome in-game commercial from Grand Theft Auto IV. Spotted on Skribble's Blog.
K2: The King, The Kong and the Ugly.
Random Robot Intermission: Building a Robot.
Crazy Garry's Mod montage. Spotted on Andrex's Blog.
And to be honest, that gameboy commercial was pretty gunny, loved the shot of the blond in the hay and all the politicians waving games around :-D
Also, the Mortal Kombat video was hilarious.
Also also, since I will never again be a spastic little monkey child I will clearly never be good at drums. Ever.
And someone get that kid a set of real drums!
Then I scrolled down some more and found the best ad I've ever seen.
"He's a dreamboat!"
Ya know what I'm sayin?
oh, and that Gameboy ad was actually pretty cool. i mean if it were the late 80s that is...
Video 2: Where do you play with yours? Private? Public? Alone?
Video 3: That guy had to be gay. Were that my girlfriend (or even just a close acquaintance), I would have pounced on her like a rabid cougar.
Video 4: Look at what you can acheive if you escape the sweatshop.
Video 5: Something tells me Hideo Kojima wouldn't approve.
Video 6: Why can't real commercials be like that?
Video 7: The Kongnet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2008. Human decisions are removed from Donkey Kong arcade cabinets. Kongnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Video 8: lol robots
Video 9: tl;dw, sorry
Video three: The ultimate hawtness-barometer. :OD
Video four: Great skills to get 94%. Now put a T-shirt on; I'm starting to feel uncomfortable.
Video six: Great ad. :OD
Video seven: Oh yeah, great mock-up. :O)