Yes, old video is old, but it seems like many missed this the first time around, so here it is again, for your eye-gouging pleasure. Super Mario Bros. on Ice stars the Super Mario brothers as they have to take on King Koopa, on ice. Jason Bateman, Alyssa Milano and even Mr. Belvedere all star in this Ice Capade tale, where basically Luigi shoots everything with his crotch gun. Spotted on Butmac's C Blog.
I think it's time to blow this scene; get everyone and their stuff together. OK, 3, 2, 1, let's Destructainment! After the jump, check out the McDonald's and LineRider mash-up ad. Then it's an episode of The Muppet Babies as they play with their Pretendo. Next up, CollegeHumor shows us some more rejected Wii games. That's followed by Random Robot Intermission and the Femisapien.
Next, see what Bowser would look like in Spore. Then it's ... um ... I really don't even know how to describe it. Next up, the Wii Fit girl enjoys her moment of fame on TRL. Then, the power of boobs distracts a kid in Call of Duty 4. The Destructainment ends with GTA IV getting mashed up with The Naked Gun.
At some point in time, McDonald's used LineRider to make their ads. Spotted on Mr Kryptonite's C Blog.
The Muppet Babies play some Pretendo. There are references to old-school games aplenty ... Piggy was such a bitch. Spotted on GoNintendo. For the rest of the episodes, check out Siliconera.
Here's another spoof compilation of rejected Wii games, as done by the folks at CollegeHumor. Mini games include Tea Time, Bus Pervert, Mein Kampf, and more. Spotted on Simmons 2pt0's C Blog.
Random Robot Intermission: It's the Femisapien. Thanks, BlindsideDork!
Someone made Bowser in Spore! Neat! Spotted on Kezins.
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This one time, Mr. Belvedere served brussels sprouts and that little bitch Wesley refused to eat them, so Mr. Belvedere kept giving him the same plate of brussels sprouts for every meal until Wesley ALMOST STARVED TO DEATH. Mr. Belvedere will wreck your shit. Do not fuck with him.
wait a minute, a computer virus in a Nintendo? and if computer viruses released all the evil in a computer then we'd all be pretty fucked wouldn't we? :P
Line Rider Video: Wow, that...wouldn't suck as a commercial.
Femisapien Video: Ah, yes, if we teach them young, then one day soon...the uprising. *evil laugh*. Seriously though, is it wrong of me to kind of want one of those?
Bowser Spore Video: Thats sweet and all, but the babies don't look at all like the Koopa Kids.
Wii Fit Girl Video: Not shown: the blood relationship
Piggy is such a cunny. She treats everybody like shit, but the joke is on her as she's a fat pig. I always freaked out about that show, as why would Nanny take care of a bunch of animals dressed as kids? And why wasn't Nanny ever watching the freaky animal things in her house. It makes no sense. And what the hell is Skeeter and Scooter supposed to be? Monkeys? Isn't animal a monkey? Gonzo has a hella tight game stash. Son of Super Mario Bros? Um, how the hell did that happen? Homosexual incest resulting in insemination. Dayum.
Am I the only one who still has the theme song memorized?
the dreamer one is freaky. a kid like that needs to be put down.
Holy fuck, I haven't seen that Pretendo episode in 15 years. I remember when Nickelodeon got the rights to Muppet Babies they showed this episode 2-3 times tops. Yet they kept showing that episode where Gonzo's stuffed chicken got ripped up. God that was a sad episode.
Jason Bateman looks so young! Must be in his teens. Was he in some big role in the '80's? Also, there's Alyssa Milano & Mr. Belvedere as "King Koops"! Oh, that's so bad on so many levels! From the costumes to the horrible technology to the bad acting! It's funny watching Jason act horribly, but it was probably one of his first roles, so we shouldn't fault him on that!
Also, I loved Muppet Babies! I watched it all the time as a kid! I'm surprised they were able to show clips from all those games! Looking back now, it's not as good as I remembered. The voice acting for some of the people was awful, especially Gonzo!
And finally, Bowser in Spore! He looks freakin' terrifying! Was that made with the full version of the Creator, or the demo? Because all I have is the demo, and I'm not going to spend money on it when the full game itself comes out in 3 months! I don't even know if I want to get the game for the PC. I mean, the Creator demo works just fine on my laptop, but I don't know if the controls will be that good in the real game.
Damn, I see so many awesome creatures created in Spore. Does it have a share feature, or will there be sites where people can share them.? Oh, and video 7 was awesome.
1) LOL. I remember when people were so mistified with Computers that all you had to do to make it beliavable was say “it was a virus.”
2) Holy awesomeness, McDonald’s!
3) Lolwut?
4) Some good ones but why is it Mein Kampf? That’s the book, not his speeches, IIRC
5) Bored the fuck out of me.
6) Awesomesauce
7) I LOLed but What. The. Fuck.
8) Mmm…butt
9) Seen it like 3 times and still lulzy
10) Nice
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1:47 PM on 06.21.2008
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And the Naked Gun thing was great
...I think I just died watching those clips.
Video 2: McDonald's is trying to be hip. And it just might be working...
Video 3: I loved this show as a kid. Animal shouting "sweatsocks" repeatedly is hilarious.
Video 4: lol @ Tea Party. "So we rented Pelican Brief last night."
Video 5: They weren't really fencing! I call shenanigans!
Video 6: I need to download... I mean, buy Creature Creator. Now.
Video 7: What? What?
Video 8: In the butt.
Video 9: Those kills are always satisfying.
Video 10: Brilliant. Excellently done.
Line Rider Video: Wow, that...wouldn't suck as a commercial.
Femisapien Video: Ah, yes, if we teach them young, then one day soon...the uprising. *evil laugh*. Seriously though, is it wrong of me to kind of want one of those?
Bowser Spore Video: Thats sweet and all, but the babies don't look at all like the Koopa Kids.
Wii Fit Girl Video: Not shown: the blood relationship
Am I the only one who still has the theme song memorized?
the dreamer one is freaky. a kid like that needs to be put down.
Also, that Naked Gun/GTA video was great.
That's all...
Michael had made a huge mistake.
@Elrando - lol, that's what I was thinking.
Milano. Hot.
Mr. Belvedere. The fuck?
And while I find the whole "Wii Fit Girl" popularity to be idiotic, I can't deny that she has quite a hypnotic butt.
At the time, I prefered Muppet Babies to Doug and his 'Yute'.
Check out this site for great old-school goodness: http://retrojunk.com/
Holy shit, it's Michael Bluth.
That is pure awesome. " Oh no, it's a computer virus!"
Also, I loved Muppet Babies! I watched it all the time as a kid! I'm surprised they were able to show clips from all those games! Looking back now, it's not as good as I remembered. The voice acting for some of the people was awful, especially Gonzo!
And finally, Bowser in Spore! He looks freakin' terrifying! Was that made with the full version of the Creator, or the demo? Because all I have is the demo, and I'm not going to spend money on it when the full game itself comes out in 3 months! I don't even know if I want to get the game for the PC. I mean, the Creator demo works just fine on my laptop, but I don't know if the controls will be that good in the real game.
2) Holy awesomeness, McDonald’s!
3) Lolwut?
4) Some good ones but why is it Mein Kampf? That’s the book, not his speeches, IIRC
5) Bored the fuck out of me.
6) Awesomesauce
7) I LOLed but What. The. Fuck.
8) Mmm…butt
9) Seen it like 3 times and still lulzy
10) Nice