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It isn't until you see a mashup of all the horrible clips from a particular show until you realize just how bad that show was. I remember loving the Mortal Kombat cartoon show when I was younger. After watching this, though, I can't believe I ever liked it. Damn you Internet. You continue to ruin my childhood. Spotted on power-glove's C-Blog.

I'm a Weekend commander, giving out the orders for Destructainment. After the jump, check out the very useful scientific fact for Team Fortress 2. Then, it's the art of C4 throwing in Call of Duty 4. Next up, it's Paper Mario in real life.  Followed by Old School Sharks, the old school 8-bit rap. 

Then it's Random Robot Intermission with Sherlockbot and the case of the purloined piggybank. Next, check out the new guide for Xbox Live orientation. Then check out the battle between a robot and real player in Guitar Hero. The awesome Machinima, Day of the Pyro, follows that. The Destructainment ends with the latest episode of Arby 'n' the Chief. 

Very useful scientific facts: The Team Fortress 2 Engineer can't double jump, but they sure can dance! Fantastic spoof. Thanks Cobra! 

The art of throwing C4 in Call of Duty 4. Spotted on CannibalCalvin's C-Blog. 

Paper Mario in real life. Thanks, Yashoki!

 

 

Old school Sharks. I think I posted this before, but what's a Destructainment without music videos? Spotted on Heretic's C-Blog.

Random Robot Intermission: Sherlockbot & The case of the purloined piggybank. 

Xbox Live orientation. 

The Guitar Hero robot vs. a real player. Who will win?

 

 

The Day of the Pyro. Very old, but a great example of great Machinima. Spotted on CannibalCalvin's C-Blog. 

The latest episode of Arby 'n' the Chief. Two new toys join the family. 


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mix's Avatar
mix at 04/26/2008 14:20
Sub zero looks a little different, maybe I'm just getting old.
wario67's Avatar
wario67 at 04/26/2008 14:20
KOMBAT TIME!!
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 04/26/2008 14:22
I can't believe they put Stryker in the cartoon.
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 04/26/2008 14:22
Girl, it's KOMBAT TIME!!
Elitechief27's Avatar
Elitechief27 at 04/26/2008 14:28
I'm glad Digital Ph33r is going strong with Arby n' The Chief, but I would really like to see the final Deus Ex Machina soon.
Redface's Avatar
Redface at 04/26/2008 14:30
I can't believe Luke Perry did the voice of Sub Zero in that cartoon.

Also, was that the PC version of GHIII? I noticed several acestic changes.
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dephect at 04/26/2008 14:34
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insomnia at 04/26/2008 14:40
Ignus Solus is so great, the music is so good. I could never imagine machinima actually provoking an emotion like this one does...
IceMax's Avatar
IceMax at 04/26/2008 14:43
the best part about the xbox live orientation was when the guy asked "are you gonna bring back techtv?"
catsithx's Avatar
catsithx at 04/26/2008 14:46
God why why was such stuff put on television. My eyes they burn as I laugh my ass off at this stuff. it's just as bad as the streetfighter cartoon .
teknomcr's Avatar
teknomcr at 04/26/2008 14:53
Suck it in!!!
Major Mustard's Avatar
Major Mustard at 04/26/2008 15:26
Oh sure here they're the DEFENDERS OF THE REALM but put them in a tournament scenario and they'll happily rip each other's spines out.
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Pedro Blandino at 04/26/2008 15:41
The JAX and the door scene was AWESOME!
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 04/26/2008 15:43
What do u like: DOING YOUR MOM.
Milkman519's Avatar
Milkman519 at 04/26/2008 15:50
I AM SO FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW! THIS IS A BIG DEAL!
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Projectexodus at 04/26/2008 16:06
Christ! Does that music play all the time during the episodes!? DadadadadadadadaDAH!!!
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16bitmonster at 04/26/2008 16:08
oh my god. boulder on wall..lawls a little.
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freeman1 at 04/26/2008 16:14
I like the part where Reptile kicks the shit out of Sonya while she's rolling on the ground.

When are they going to put Keeba in the games?
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wardrox at 04/26/2008 16:27
Xplay ftw!
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PaperBowser0 at 04/26/2008 16:55
Yeah....KOMBAT TIME!!! :D
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GuitarAtomik at 04/26/2008 16:58
KOOOOMMMBAAAATTT TIIIIIMMMEEE!!!

I think I'm going to try some C4 practice now.
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CannibalCalvin at 04/26/2008 17:00
Damn it, no one told me it was old... gah...
ran24's Avatar
ran24 at 04/26/2008 17:52
Kick the bitch while she's down!
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Volomon at 04/26/2008 18:26
OMG that was funny as shit.
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adultswim810 at 04/26/2008 18:36
black mortal combat guy wins.hard. also i just learned about c4 awesomeness earlier today
Monco Vega's Avatar
Monco Vega at 04/26/2008 18:58
Must be by the same guys who made the SF cartoon, utter shit, but good for a laugh.
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kawitchate at 04/26/2008 19:35
any silver members in the house?
get out. get out now.
cheap ass scrub.
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TheToiletDuck at 04/26/2008 20:15
That nightwolf, what a screwup.
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gotdurnrite at 04/26/2008 20:34
I have never heard of this Mortal Kombat cartoon. Was that on cable? That cartoon looks crappier than the crap on network television.
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Justin Villasenor at 04/26/2008 20:37
The "serious" part of Arby n the Chief was hilarious.
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wartime71 at 04/26/2008 20:49
Kombat TIME!!!!! Why must you destroy my child hood??????????
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Resonance at 04/26/2008 21:01
With the C4 throwing, I don't want to imply that the guy doing it is a noob or anything, but I spent an entire lan lobbing c4 at my friends and found it incredibly easy, given that there is no grenade indicator that causes them to dodge, they can't throw it back, and the explosive radius is larger.
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Twicky at 04/26/2008 22:03
Scorpion's "Get over here!" rope thing looked so lame. What, they couldn't just put a damn blade at the end like it's supposed to have? And why do they have Stryker instead of Johny Cage?
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liam2015 at 04/26/2008 22:30
IT'S KOMBAT TIME!

Also, that pyro video was fantastic.
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ArrestedDeveloper at 04/26/2008 23:37
If someone's kicking your ass at Halo they're probably cheating...or gay.
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PrinceofCannedPeaches at 04/27/2008 00:12
Day of the Pyro? You're doing it wrong!
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Batthink at 04/27/2008 01:11
Video one: KOMBAT TIME!

Goodness, there is so much to write about the Mortal Kombat cartoon... where shall I start?

Maybe I can just leave you thinking that the musician is going to find getting another job difficult, because he/she spends most of the time replaying three notes on a keyboard.

And Nightwolf has a relationship to his group akin to Wardox and Sterling.

Mind you, I'd find this more bearable than the Street Fighter cartoon, imo.

Video three: I've got to try that if I ever get the game.

Video nine: Very subtle. I like it.
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Butmac at 04/27/2008 01:35
I cant believe I watched that entirITS KOMBAT TIME!!!!!!!
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crunks at 04/27/2008 02:19
WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEE ME PRINCESS
Boolean's Avatar
Boolean at 04/27/2008 03:15
Xbox Live orientation was fucking awesome
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SSGogeta1013 at 04/27/2008 09:44
Man I hate watching videos of childhood favorites cause they always turn out to be shit lol. So I try to avoid them but this mortal kombat one truly is bad I can't believe any kid watched it.
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MEE at 04/27/2008 09:57
the computer sound of mortal combat sound exactly the same as the one in tf2
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Holyetheline at 04/27/2008 10:06
I actually remember watching that exact MK cartoon episode as a kid. Hahaha
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commish at 04/27/2008 10:08
Man the_switchers videos are all so cool!
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Terror Player at 04/27/2008 10:13
God, I used to love this series as well as Mortal Kombat Conquest, though the latter I do remember to be a bi of rubbish at time.

Also, KOMBAT SUCKING TIME!!
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imbeta at 04/27/2008 12:46
tht music sounds like a porno musician just moved on up!!!

I can't believe I missed out on this beauty... I guess I also had taste when I was little. Damn. I'd rather watch ROBOTECH any day.

This video is TITS!
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KamikazeTutor at 04/27/2008 14:47
Wow... xplay keeps sucking... everyone knows those jokes and they have the great ability to make it feel so forced.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar
Churchhills Dog at 04/27/2008 14:55
"It's going to be tight!"

"Better thuck it in..."
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Gorelord at 04/27/2008 15:55
you can almost see sonyas vag in that pic at the beginning
hood_954's Avatar
hood_954 at 04/27/2008 23:52
I get reverted to silver the day before GTA IV. FAIL.
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