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It isn't until you see a mashup of all the horrible clips from a particular show until you realize just how bad that show was. I remember loving the Mortal Kombat cartoon show when I was younger. After watching this, though, I can't believe I ever liked it. Damn you Internet. You continue to ruin my childhood. Spotted on power-glove's C-Blog.

I'm a Weekend commander, giving out the orders for Destructainment. After the jump, check out the very useful scientific fact for Team Fortress 2. Then, it's the art of C4 throwing in Call of Duty 4. Next up, it's Paper Mario in real life.  Followed by Old School Sharks, the old school 8-bit rap. 

Then it's Random Robot Intermission with Sherlockbot and the case of the purloined piggybank. Next, check out the new guide for Xbox Live orientation. Then check out the battle between a robot and real player in Guitar Hero. The awesome Machinima, Day of the Pyro, follows that. The Destructainment ends with the latest episode of Arby 'n' the Chief. 

Very useful scientific facts: The Team Fortress 2 Engineer can't double jump, but they sure can dance! Fantastic spoof. Thanks Cobra! 

The art of throwing C4 in Call of Duty 4. Spotted on CannibalCalvin's C-Blog

Paper Mario in real life. Thanks, Yashoki!

 

 

Old school Sharks. I think I posted this before, but what's a Destructainment without music videos? Spotted on Heretic's C-Blog.

Random Robot Intermission: Sherlockbot & The case of the purloined piggybank. 

Xbox Live orientation. 

The Guitar Hero robot vs. a real player. Who will win?

 

 

The Day of the Pyro. Very old, but a great example of great Machinima. Spotted on CannibalCalvin's C-Blog

The latest episode of Arby 'n' the Chief. Two new toys join the family. 








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mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 14:20
mix
Sub zero looks a little different, maybe I'm just getting old.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 14:20
wario67
KOMBAT TIME!!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 14:22
Cheeburga
I can't believe they put Stryker in the cartoon.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 14:22
AgentMOO
Girl, it's KOMBAT TIME!!
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 14:28
Elitechief27
I'm glad Digital Ph33r is going strong with Arby n' The Chief, but I would really like to see the final Deus Ex Machina soon.
Jim Heine's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 14:30
Jim Heine
I can't believe Luke Perry did the voice of Sub Zero in that cartoon.

Also, was that the PC version of GHIII? I noticed several acestic changes.
insomnia's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 14:40
insomnia
Ignus Solus is so great, the music is so good. I could never imagine machinima actually provoking an emotion like this one does...
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 14:43
IceMax
the best part about the xbox live orientation was when the guy asked "are you gonna bring back techtv?"
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 14:46
catsithx
God why why was such stuff put on television. My eyes they burn as I laugh my ass off at this stuff. it's just as bad as the streetfighter cartoon .
teknomcr's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 14:53
teknomcr
Suck it in!!!
Major Mustard's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 15:26
Major Mustard
Oh sure here they're the DEFENDERS OF THE REALM but put them in a tournament scenario and they'll happily rip each other's spines out.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 15:41
Pedro Blandino
The JAX and the door scene was AWESOME!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 15:43
Teta
What do u like: DOING YOUR MOM.
Milkman519's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 15:50
Milkman519
I AM SO FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW! THIS IS A BIG DEAL!
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 16:06
Projectexodus
Christ! Does that music play all the time during the episodes!? DadadadadadadadaDAH!!!
16bitmonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 16:08
16bitmonster
oh my god. boulder on wall..lawls a little.
freeman1's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 16:14
freeman1
I like the part where Reptile kicks the shit out of Sonya while she's rolling on the ground.

When are they going to put Keeba in the games?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 16:27
wardrox
Xplay ftw!
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 16:55
PaperBowser0
Yeah....KOMBAT TIME!!! :D
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 16:58
GuitarAtomik
KOOOOMMMBAAAATTT TIIIIIMMMEEE!!!

I think I'm going to try some C4 practice now.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 17:00
CannibalCalvin
Damn it, no one told me it was old... gah...
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 17:52
ran24
Kick the bitch while she's down!
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 18:26
Volomon
OMG that was funny as shit.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 18:36
adultswim810
black mortal combat guy wins.hard. also i just learned about c4 awesomeness earlier today
Monco Vega's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 18:58
Monco Vega
Must be by the same guys who made the SF cartoon, utter shit, but good for a laugh.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 19:35
kawitchate
any silver members in the house?
get out. get out now.
cheap ass scrub.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 20:15
TheToiletDuck
That nightwolf, what a screwup.
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 20:34
gotdurnrite
I have never heard of this Mortal Kombat cartoon. Was that on cable? That cartoon looks crappier than the crap on network television.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 20:37
Justin Villasenor
The "serious" part of Arby n the Chief was hilarious.
wartime71's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 20:49
wartime71
Kombat TIME!!!!! Why must you destroy my child hood??????????
Resonance's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 21:01
Resonance
With the C4 throwing, I don't want to imply that the guy doing it is a noob or anything, but I spent an entire lan lobbing c4 at my friends and found it incredibly easy, given that there is no grenade indicator that causes them to dodge, they can't throw it back, and the explosive radius is larger.
Twicky's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 22:03
Twicky
Scorpion's "Get over here!" rope thing looked so lame. What, they couldn't just put a damn blade at the end like it's supposed to have? And why do they have Stryker instead of Johny Cage?
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 22:30
liam2015
IT'S KOMBAT TIME!

Also, that pyro video was fantastic.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2008 23:37
ArrestedDeveloper
If someone's kicking your ass at Halo they're probably cheating...or gay.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 00:12
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Day of the Pyro? You're doing it wrong!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 01:11
Batthink
Video one: KOMBAT TIME!

Goodness, there is so much to write about the Mortal Kombat cartoon... where shall I start?

Maybe I can just leave you thinking that the musician is going to find getting another job difficult, because he/she spends most of the time replaying three notes on a keyboard.

And Nightwolf has a relationship to his group akin to Wardox and Sterling.

Mind you, I'd find this more bearable than the Street Fighter cartoon, imo.

Video three: I've got to try that if I ever get the game.

Video nine: Very subtle. I like it.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 01:35
Butmac
I cant believe I watched that entirITS KOMBAT TIME!!!!!!!
crunks's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 02:19
crunks
WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEE ME PRINCESS
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 03:15
Boolean
Xbox Live orientation was fucking awesome
Romulus1244's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 09:44
Romulus1244
Man I hate watching videos of childhood favorites cause they always turn out to be shit lol. So I try to avoid them but this mortal kombat one truly is bad I can't believe any kid watched it.
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 09:57
MEE
the computer sound of mortal combat sound exactly the same as the one in tf2
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 10:06
Holyetheline
I actually remember watching that exact MK cartoon episode as a kid. Hahaha
commish's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 10:08
commish
Man the_switchers videos are all so cool!
Terror Player's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 10:13
Terror Player
God, I used to love this series as well as Mortal Kombat Conquest, though the latter I do remember to be a bi of rubbish at time.

Also, KOMBAT SUCKING TIME!!
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 12:46
imbeta
tht music sounds like a porno musician just moved on up!!!

I can't believe I missed out on this beauty... I guess I also had taste when I was little. Damn. I'd rather watch ROBOTECH any day.

This video is TITS!
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 14:47
KamikazeTutor
Wow... xplay keeps sucking... everyone knows those jokes and they have the great ability to make it feel so forced.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 14:55
Churchhills Dog
"It's going to be tight!"

"Better thuck it in..."
Gorelord's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 15:55
Gorelord
you can almost see sonyas vag in that pic at the beginning
hood_954's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 23:52
hood_954
I get reverted to silver the day before GTA IV. FAIL.
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