Granted, this doesn't have a whole lot to do with videogames, but the I'm a Shark meme has some how evolved to be a giant part of Destructoid. The mastermind behind this video and song is none other than the extremely talented GuitarAtomik and the audio is definitely not safe for work. And hey, there are a few videogame scenes in the video too!
So how does one top a Weekend Destructainment that is started off with I'm a Shark? Why by combo breaking the usual 10 video limit, that's how! After the jump, check out a North Korean solider getting chocked slammed from high up in the sky in Crysis. Then it's the latest GTA IV trailer done in San Andreas. Next up, a guy plays through Sonic 1, 2, 3 and Knuckles all in one sitting. Then it's a one-man band has he performs the Legend of Zelda theme on three instruments. A new episode in the Master Chief sucks at Halo series follows that.
Then, C-Blogger Dagerr shows us just how much he sucks in Halo. Next, it's Bill Gate's last day at Microsoft. An unbelievable video of some of the worst smack talking you've ever heard is up next. Then a video showing off a future mod bring the Mario and Halo universe together. The Halo overload continues with Dtoider Rorschach's custom map in Halo 3 that looks like Mr. Destructoid. The Destructainment ends with a techno music remix of the Angry German Kid.
Chock slamming a guy in Crysis from a top a 3,000 story structure. OK, I don't know how tall that structure really is, but it's pretty damn tall.
The latest GTA IV trailer ("Move up, ladies") completely recreated in GTA: San Andreas.
Guy plays through Sonic 1, 2, 3 and Knuckles all in one sitting. And if you're wondering, it's the GameCube version of the games.
The Legend of Zelda theme performed on three instruments by just one guy. Check out his other videos on his YouTube as they're all pretty good.
New episode in the Master Chief sucks at Halo series with the Arbiter being introduced. Spotted on Vexed Alex's C-Blog.
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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Arby 'n the Chief was gold. I swear that was a direct copy of a conversation I had with a friend who always goes last through doorways, spams grenades and sits back with the sniper rifle and claims he's a great player.
Why is there always some jackass around to make some vague negative statement like KidMakeshift's? Dude, what do you expect from Weekend Destructainment? Get over whatever it is you're on.
Nice selection this week, Hamza. I needed a good lulz. For whatever reason, when MC banged the frying pan against the wall to knock off the phone, had me in stitches.
Some of Bill Gates' was funny, but it's really not what he thought it was. I think the funniest bits are the ones where he's positively senile. Oh, and, "inconvenient time".
I have this yearly thing were I play all genesis' Sonic games in one sitting and I always get all emeralds, including the 14 emeralds in Sonic 3 + Knuckles.
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5:01 PM on 01.12.2008
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I miss Europe
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I love the MC Sucks at Halo series. Glad to see there was more.
@Turtule Soup
I used Adobe After Effects. I'm sure you could do it on a lot of other animated Gif programs though.
My shark tatoo approves this here post.
Great vids this week Hamza.
BrownCoats Forever BABY!!
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/aborto+thefetus/nvgr-my-brother-and-i-are-douchebags-edition-64410.phtml
If Dynamic sheep can do it, so can I.
Also, funny shark video is funny
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clasper
Woohoo!
That Crysis video is hot.
Haha. What the hell was he talking about?
That was epic, forreal.
I'll have to use that one when the kids talk smack in Halo 3.
Oh, and the Master Chief Sucks vid was good too. :O)
What footage is around 2:33 from? "Do the Evolution"?
I originally thought it was from Batman Beyond, but you're right.
It's from Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution
I have this yearly thing were I play all genesis' Sonic games in one sitting and I always get all emeralds, including the 14 emeralds in Sonic 3 + Knuckles.