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Granted, this doesn't have a whole lot to do with videogames, but the I'm a Shark meme has some how evolved to be a giant part of Destructoid. The mastermind behind this video and song is none other than the extremely talented GuitarAtomik and the audio is definitely not safe for work. And hey, there are a few videogame scenes in the video too!
 
So how does one top a Weekend Destructainment that is started off with I'm a Shark? Why by combo breaking the usual 10 video limit, that's how! After the jump, check out a North Korean solider getting chocked slammed from high up in the sky in Crysis. Then it's the latest GTA IV trailer done in San Andreas. Next up, a guy plays through Sonic 1, 2, 3 and Knuckles all in one sitting. Then it's a one-man band has he performs the Legend of Zelda theme on three instruments. A new episode in the Master Chief sucks at Halo series follows that. 
 
Then, C-Blogger Dagerr shows us just how much he sucks in Halo. Next, it's Bill Gate's last day at Microsoft. An unbelievable video of some of the worst smack talking you've ever heard is up next. Then a video showing off a future mod bring the Mario and Halo universe together. The Halo overload continues with Dtoider Rorschach's custom map in Halo 3 that looks like Mr. Destructoid. The Destructainment ends with a techno music remix of the Angry German Kid. 

Chock slamming a guy in Crysis from a top a 3,000 story structure. OK, I don't know how tall that structure really is, but it's pretty damn tall. 

The latest GTA IV trailer ("Move up, ladies") completely recreated in GTA: San Andreas.

Guy plays through Sonic 1, 2, 3 and Knuckles all in one sitting. And if you're wondering, it's the GameCube version of the games. 

The Legend of Zelda theme performed on three instruments by just one guy. Check out his other videos on his YouTube as they're all pretty good. 

New episode in the Master Chief sucks at Halo series with the Arbiter being introduced. Spotted on Vexed Alex's C-Blog.

Dagerr shows us how horrible great of a Halo player he is.

Bill Gate's last day at Microsoft. Spotted on BFeld13's C-Blog.



Some of the funniest "smack talking" you'll ever hear. CURLEY MUSTACHE! Spotted on Kotaku.

A Mario mod combining the Halo world with the Mario world. This is just a test video, but holds a lot of promise.  Spotted on Madninja's C-Blog.

Halo 3 map made to look like Mr. Destructoid. Made by Rorschach.

Techno music made out of the Angry German Kid. Spotted on Reaprar's C-Blog.


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atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:04
atheistium
xD so much lulz
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:07
power-glove
Long Live the Mango Sentinel.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:08
vexed alex
Tharr by lulz in this here post.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:17
Samit Sarkar
That “I’M A SHARK!” video is unbelievably hilarious, and the Bill Gates video is pretty funny, too. Thanks for these, Hamza!
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:18
B-Radicate
Those were sweet. Good work, GuitarAtomik!
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:19
topgeargorilla
We should all totally go to Ibiza and rave with the Euro-Trash Techno Scene-Agers for like, 17 hours to "I'm a shark".

I miss Europe
:(
Turtule Soup's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:23
Turtule Soup
Lawl Im a shark!
Turtule Soup's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:24
Turtule Soup
Ne one no a good program i can use to put shark headz in video?
smallkid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:32
smallkid
Anyone have a link to the original video of the falco punch segment of the shark video?
Kork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:45
Kork
Charizard FTW
KidMakeshift's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:46
KidMakeshift
I thought Destructoid had some integrity, but I guess not
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:47
UglyDuck
The German kid techno made me cry with laughter. Amazingly epic.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:49
Capn Birdseye
I'm a shark song is pure, undiluted win.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:50
Cheeburga
Suck my dicckkkkkk
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:59
falinter
master cheeeef sucks at halo and the sonic one were entertaining.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 17:59
GuitarAtomik
I"M A SHAAARK!!

I love the MC Sucks at Halo series. Glad to see there was more.

@Turtule Soup
I used Adobe After Effects. I'm sure you could do it on a lot of other animated Gif programs though.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 18:00
VWGTI


My shark tatoo approves this here post.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 18:03
Boolean
Arby 'n the Chief was gold. I swear that was a direct copy of a conversation I had with a friend who always goes last through doorways, spams grenades and sits back with the sniper rifle and claims he's a great player.
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 18:03
Ascythopicism
Props on the including Caption Mal and The Jesus in the video, GuitarAtomik.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 18:04
grrza
Why is there always some jackass around to make some vague negative statement like KidMakeshift's? Dude, what do you expect from Weekend Destructainment? Get over whatever it is you're on.

Great vids this week Hamza.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 18:06
bottled dark
where's yo curly moustache?!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 18:10
GuitarAtomik
@Ascythopicism

BrownCoats Forever BABY!!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 18:24
aborto thefetus
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/aborto+thefetus/nvgr-my-brother-and-i-are-douchebags-edition-64410.phtml

If Dynamic sheep can do it, so can I.

Also, funny shark video is funny
Your moms new boyfriend's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 19:07
Your moms new boyfriend
Overflowing with epic win.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 19:13
Spartacus
It takes a special sort of man to tape a drumstick to the end of his guitar.
Flakor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 19:38
Flakor
Awesome Meter off the scale
Captain Cranberry's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 19:51
Captain Cranberry
I don't mean to be Buzz Killington but shouldn't the shark say suck my dicks?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clasper
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 20:16
Evil Cheese
Nice selection this week, Hamza. I needed a good lulz. For whatever reason, when MC banged the frying pan against the wall to knock off the phone, had me in stitches.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 20:39
Orionsaint
Funny stuff!



Woohoo!
AfroJoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 20:49
AfroJoel
^^ RKO!!!

That Crysis video is hot.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 20:51
Aziel13
"I'm a shark" pure Win
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 20:57
CaffeinePowered
IM A SHARK! SUCK MY DICK ! IM A SHARK!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 21:17
Eschatos
GuitarAtomik, you win the fucking internet. Great job.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 21:24
bleep
curly moustache
frozenbabylon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 21:42
frozenbabylon
Holy FUCK. That's amazing. I love you, GuitarAtomik.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 21:54
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Some of Bill Gates' was funny, but it's really not what he thought it was. I think the funniest bits are the ones where he's positively senile. Oh, and, "inconvenient time".
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 22:03
Sharpless
That Crysis video was awesome.
phamtq's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 22:04
phamtq
"Fuck The Knicks"

Haha. What the hell was he talking about?
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 22:47
Altair78
Where's your curly mustache!?!

That was epic, forreal.
FiveStar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 23:26
FiveStar
Was it just me, or did nobody else see any likeness of Mr. Destructoid in that map?
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 00:26
Clockwork
Bill Gates' last day is so awesome.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 00:42
Sam Spectre
"Where's your curly mustache!!!???!"

I'll have to use that one when the kids talk smack in Halo 3.
Hawkeye's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 01:13
Hawkeye
It's tacktical, you noob. that was hilarious
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 01:21
Batthink
@ Sharpless; Agreed.

Oh, and the Master Chief Sucks vid was good too. :O)
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 01:40
s0lesurviv0r
@GuitarAtomik
What footage is around 2:33 from? "Do the Evolution"?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 01:52
GuitarAtomik
@s0lesurviv0r

I originally thought it was from Batman Beyond, but you're right.

It's from Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution
Gangles's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 02:26
Gangles
The new "Master Chief sucks at Halo" was great:D
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:22
AgentMOO
GuitarAtomik, that video is fucking amazing, great job!
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 06:53
KamikazeTutor
/Grunt @ guy playing sonic

I have this yearly thing were I play all genesis' Sonic games in one sitting and I always get all emeralds, including the 14 emeralds in Sonic 3 + Knuckles.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 10:22
Necros
SHARKS FTW
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