A boyfriend and girlfriend are sitting on the couch. The boyfriend keeps losing at Wii Tennis. The girlfriend, who is now the worlds best girlfriend evar, decides to help out her dear boyfriend. What does she do? She sticks the the Wiimote into her ... well, you're just going to have to watch it. (Spotted on Kotaku -- Side note, she becomes the worlds worst girlfriend at the very end.)
Sorry folks, I have to keep it short and simple this week.
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In this edition, we bring you a total of five videos which include; motion sensing taken to a new extreme, a Pong musical, the PS3 grill in action, and a guide to chainsawing yourself in Gears of War.
(Side note: CES, here I come! Time to screw some beer and drink some byatches!)
I really hope they have this at CES this week. I call dibs on doing this with the Dtoid Helmet.
It's Pong set to music
Cooking steak on the PS3
The Gears of War glitch where you can chainsaw yourself!
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Dude im not even joking i wanna do the motion sensor game nude, im not even joking shout carge the Ki than smack some baddies off the screen with my cock. think about it awesome, and as i cock whip some virtual baddies i can scream , "I AM THE VAGINA PWNER!!!!" and power up so i can do it again. THE POSSIBILITEIES ARE ENDELESSS!!!1
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10:37 PM on 01.07.2007
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but just literally
that guy's hellllla gay if he took wii tenis over sex