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Weekend Destructainment: Halo 3 edition
Hamza CTZ Aziz09.15.08 - 3:10 PM 32 comments

Recently, the folks at Bungie were given the opportunity to drive the Warthog WETA made. Of course, they almost damage this one of a kind design while driving it around. To quote Mxyzptlk: "What would be awesome is if it flipped, then one guy righted the thing by himself." Thanks, Professor Pew!
 
Yes, it's an extra delicious flavored Halo 3 Weekend Destructainment this week. After the jump, we have the Halo 3 theme done in Mario Paint. Next, SarcasticGamer does a little hoedown to the Halo 3 hype. After that, an old ad for Rumble Roses called Lingerie Fight. Then, a few ads from the Atari Jaguar days.
 
A three part video showing a guy getting ALL seven Chaos Emeralds just on Emerald Hill in Sonic 2 follows that. Next, the Halo 3 trailer running on a PS3 booth. Then a video of someone actually beating Super Mario Frustration. Followed by a little girl owning at Guitar Hero 2. Finally, the show ends with Random Robot Intermission and Robot sex.  
 
The Halo 3 theme done in Mario Paint. Thanks, Grim!
The Halo 3 Hype Hoedown. [Via SarcasticGamer and spotted on Racoon's Cblog.]
Old ad for Rumble Roses called "Lingerie Fight". Hawt.A collection of ads for the Atari Jaguar. Collecting every single Chaos Emerald in Sonic 2 on just on Emerald Hill. This is bananas! Spotted on Kif's Cblog where you can also view parts two and three.
Halo 3 running on Sony's PS3 booth, tee hee. Spotted on iRaf's Cblog

Someone actually beat Super Mario Frustration! Bonus, a Mario themed gansta rap! Word. Kif, you rock.
Why are little kids so good at Guitar Hero!?

Random Robot Intermission: Robot sex. It really really really sucks, but at least we know where Mr. Destructoid's **** is now.


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Latest comment by liqideos |view all 32 comments
OMGZ PStriple has teh HALOES!...



dprime's Avatar
dprime at 09/15/2007 15:09

There appears to be an endlessly stream of Halo 3 jokes. This is probably just the start...
Garbz's Avatar
Garbz at 09/15/2007 15:20

That mario paint vid put a smile on my face.

Awesome.
Ron  NSFWorkman's Avatar
Ron NSFWorkman at 09/15/2007 15:30

I can has Halos?
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 09/15/2007 15:33

You are to fat to wear a thong.
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 09/15/2007 15:39

And here I thought rap was in a sorry state. I changed my mind.
allisonaxe's Avatar
allisonaxe at 09/15/2007 15:48

the mario frustration vid uses save states: notice how the spinny-firey-thingies tend to jump from position on occasion. HAX! though I'm still convinced thats the only way to beat the damn thing.
Craig Torso's Avatar
Craig Torso at 09/15/2007 15:50

The main question is why does Sonic 1 have the Sonic 2 bonus stages?
Upgrayedd's Avatar
Upgrayedd at 09/15/2007 16:32

lol Jaguar
Gamechamp's Avatar
Gamechamp at 09/15/2007 17:02

Craig, you obviously have never played Sonic 1 or Sonic 2 once in your entire life.
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Angry Irish at 09/15/2007 17:58

I usually hate gangsta rap altogether, but can anyone help me find where I can get that song from the Super Mario Frustration video? That was actually a good choice for the video.

And just so I can cover my ass, I know it's not in the game's soundtrack. I get the feeling somebody argue saying I thought it was part of the soundtrack. Or maybe I'm just paranoid.

Good finds on the videos.
Azereki's Avatar
Azereki at 09/15/2007 18:10

CTZ, how the hell did you find the last video? Did you just type "robot orgy" into YouTube or something?
Azereki's Avatar
Azereki at 09/15/2007 18:10

CTZ, how the hell did you find the last video? Did you just type "robot orgy" into YouTube or something?
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 09/15/2007 18:27

That Mario rap was hooooooooorible. Other than that, good shit.
gamesronlygames's Avatar
gamesronlygames at 09/15/2007 18:36

Halo is a better than average FPS period end. If it didnt have the Microsoft moiney and marketing it would be any other game. Yes Halo 1 set new standards in campaign. Halo 2 was fun at multiplayer, h3 should be great-but it doesnt deserve the hype. Its the Brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton of video game marketing hype. I will buy and play the hell out of it. But COD4 multiplayer so far PWNS h3 multiplayer!!!!!!!!!
Dr Milkdad's Avatar
Dr Milkdad at 09/15/2007 18:48

Everyone is in Halo bonerland except me
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar
ArrestedDeveloper at 09/15/2007 19:05

Barry Bonds can stop juicing when he brings home a championship, not before.
Silverback 55's Avatar
Silverback 55 at 09/15/2007 20:21

I'm not in the Halo bonerland yet. I reserve that time for when I'm 10-15 mins into the actual game. Games is right though, CoD4 is the shit.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 09/15/2007 20:36

Azereki assricky: ... Actually I googled Robot Sex ...
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 09/15/2007 21:10

Quality entertainment!
urbanyeti's Avatar
urbanyeti at 09/15/2007 21:23

Mommy, why do the graphics from Sonic 2 look better than the graphics from anything on the Jaguar? I've 'done the math' and it doesn't add up!
RJG's Avatar
RJG at 09/15/2007 22:01

I've done that on Sonic 2 before. It was a pain in the ass, but I did it. The rest of the game was a breeze after that.
thebluedart's Avatar
thebluedart at 09/15/2007 22:06

That little girl was rocking out like Slash.
BADInc's Avatar
BADInc at 09/15/2007 22:10

so is the rocket launcher optional or is it more
Angry Irish's Avatar
Angry Irish at 09/15/2007 22:18

@BADInc

Hm...

By the power of Ireland...

...I HAVE THE BOOOOOOOZE!
dprime's Avatar
dprime at 09/16/2007 00:26

@gamesronlygames:

Do you really think marketing makes anything liked? Snakes on a Plane?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/16/2007 05:16

That Mxyzptlk jackass isn't funny. Plus I hear eight-year-olds regularly kick his ass online at Mario Strikers Charged.
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 09/16/2007 08:20

The guy in the warthog needs to re-take the driving test methinks. The sarcastic-gamer one was good too. Good spot, Hamza.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 09/16/2007 11:25

That Doom Jaguar commercial is fucking badass.
Evil Cheese's Avatar
Evil Cheese at 09/16/2007 11:28

The guy who directed those Jaguar ads was a genius. A kid puking on a camera and mom's severed arm, that guy knew his target audience. Reminds me how in the '90's a lot of the ads aimed at kids (especially young boys) tried to either have some sort of gross-out or annoy/scare the fuck out of your mother/sibling factor.
bottled dark's Avatar
bottled dark at 09/16/2007 11:33

that little girl sucks.

learn to cross pick bitch, even though you don't need to for that song.
liqideos's Avatar
liqideos at 09/16/2007 16:23

OMGZ PStriple has teh HALOES!

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