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Ah, Japan. The land of robots, hot women, crazy gadgets, better cell phones and some of the best reality shows on the planet. Let this be a warning to you all if you ever visit Japan: Don't play videogames that are a big empty room. Thanks to everyone that sent this in!

The Destructainment begins with Stephen Colbert proclaiming his love for Gamecock. Next, The Super Smash Brawl lyrics have been translated. Then, the best endings from the Tekken series.  Catch a glimpse of a Guitar Hero roadies life after that. Then a lame spoof of Guitar Hero called Harmonica Hero

Next up, the Half-Life series in 60 seconds. Then an awesome hiding spot in Halo 3. The Destructainment ends with Random Robot Intermission and Robot Chicken

Stephen Colbert loves Cock! Er, Gamecock I mean!
The Super Smash Brawl lyrics deciphered! The monkey wants to hug him! Spotted on jdub28's C-Blog.
The best ending ever? Gon's ending from Tekken 3. Spotted on Professor Pew's C-Blog.
Guitar Hero roadies. Thanks to Justin Lamb of SPF7!
Harmonica Hero. These Hero spoofs started and stopped being funny with Accordion Hero.

The Half-Life series in 60 seconds An amazing hiding spot on Construct in Halo 3. Random Robot Intermission: Random clips from Robot Chicken. Eh, it counts.







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vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 16:39
vexed alex
Haha

Gon's ending was awesome. It would loop forever.

Ah, my days of Tekken 3 as a young lad. Gon's farting attack was teh win.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 16:56
Cheeburga
lulz
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 17:23
foxhound009
heheheheh
Twiggy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 17:25
Twiggy
I think all videos about half life are required to be in German now.
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 17:32
slapme7times
'ah japan, the land of robots'

I also have robots. in my land. and other places.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 18:50
Upgrayedd
Good stuff!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 18:56
Maurice Tan
Lol, Gon love never dies!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 19:01
Darren Nakamura
The reason they're so scared is because the Japanese mind automatically assumes that loud noises means Godzilla.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 20:32
Spartacus
I have been quite Destructained.
kadosho's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 21:17
kadosho
After watching the "lyrically" challenged karaoke edition of the SSB theme. I had to watch that darn video, its been bugging me if I was hearing things right. Wonder if they must post the actual lyrics @ the official site sometime soon.


And hey, who doesnt love a cute dinosaur? Gon saves the day!
Agent Nixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 21:34
Agent Nixon
Nice one, Dexter. You had me in stitches, ha!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2007 01:21
Brian Szabelski
I was wondering why we were all trying to jump to that spot in Construct during FNF last night. And now, I know why.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2007 02:41
thisissami
holy shit! i used to keep rewatching gon's ending vid as a kid! and his fart attack! i mean i used to watch all of them!!! i loved yoshimitsu's... all of them actually... anyway... nostalgic moments...
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2007 08:23
Eschatos
Shortest robot chicken episode I've ever seen.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2007 17:09
s0lesurviv0r
Scrumptious, indeed!
Weighted Companion Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2007 20:43
Weighted Companion Cube
I found the HL in 60 secs video via Megaupload on Tues, and I watched it, and I thought it was fucking hilarious. Glad to see it here!

Also, my German-speaking friend says that when Barney hands him the crowbar, he says "Use only this from now on!" which I thought was very hilarious.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2007 23:43
SLiFE
I totally remember Gon's ending.
And is it me, or does it sound like Super Monkey Ball music?
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