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Weekend Destructainment: Go get laid edition

5:02 PM on 03.15.2008 | Hamza CTZ Aziz

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It's pretty ironic that a song about telling gamers to go get laid instead of playing videogames has a ton of videogame facts that only a hardcore videogamer could put together like this. The rhymes are good, but this stereotype of gamers and sex is really old and lame. Thanks, Irving. [Update, embed the right video this time, sorry!]

If you're angry over the first video in this week's Weekend Destructainment, then maybe the next video after the jump of GMan getting killed 101 different ways will cheer you up. After that, a mod of Guitar Hero running on the Commodore 64. Then it's Random Robot Intermission with robot sharks. Followed by a really great Pontiac ad influenced by Spy Hunter.

Then, a Rock Band in the middle of a busy street with a hobo. Next up, every single console startup. Then, CBS covers the worlds greatest Guitar Hero player. The Destructainment ends with a very gross ad for Yoshi's Island.

101 ways to kill GMan. Spotted on godkow's C-Blog.

Guitar Hero for the Commodore 64. Spotted on Kotaku.

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Awesome Pontiac ad in the style of Spy Hunter. Spotted on Hoygeit's C-Blog.

Rock Band concert in real life. Spotted on lumberjackrock's C-Blog.

Every console startup ever. Spotted on ArrestedDeveloper's C-Blog.

The world's best Guitar Hero player. Woooooooow.

Gross ad for Yoshi's Island for the SNES. Spotted on GoNintendo.

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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31

manasteel88

the main vids supposed to teach people how to get free drinks not some weird game song

Usedtabe

Same here. Main vid is about scoring free drinks

lvl54spacemonkey

That robot shark needs to be able to shout "suck my dick!!" If it could then it would in fact be the greatest robot ever.

Next to Optimus Prime of course.

16bitmonster

hey rivers homo. hah

but also, i would like to hear this song about sex and videogames.

tazarthayoot

That Yoshi's island is such a blatant rip off of Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

Spartacus

Dang it, why do they never show the score screens for those Guitar Hero videos?

And where are the alternate Gamecube startups? Huh? WHERE ARE THEY!?

Also, I just threw up in my mouth.

Corak

If you want to search youtube for "the real hustle" they have some good tricks to get free drinks. I've used the vocabulary and stacking trick a number of times to score free drinks, works on women too and gives you a cool in to their group.

sTo0z

omg shredz64 video... painfully boring 5 minute talk sequence is painfully boring.

Guagloves

Free drinks video is win.

The Faux-Bot

spacemonkey hit the nail on the head. The sharks shoudl say "suck my diiick!" then we'd have a winner on our hands. To this day that is the best weekend destructainment ever. I keep shouting it at my girlfriend. She thinks its hilarious.......

FiveStar

I love the homeless guy who sings along with the band.

Maurice Tan

I thought the Freeloader mantra was paying for the right to run games across regions on the Wii.

Robot Shark ftw though!

Hamza CTZ Aziz

UGH! Sorry, SuperDeluxe is retarded. Swapped out for the proper video.

mikeyed

I'll remember that ad for the rest of my life.

Aziel13

but what if you already get laid?

Teta

Konami code?

BlindsideDork

"You can't give a girl an orgasm through a Playstation."

Obviously they have never played Rez with a Trance Vibrator or Rez HD.

ceark

What? there are actually guys who turn down sex to play games when some hot chick is rubbing him up with a powerglove? what is world coming to?!?

Cube

I think i like the games more.

getting laid got old fast and they get in my way of games so I dumped them.

Cube

And all getting laid in hetrosexual will get me is some stupid kid I have to pay take care of and buy food for it when I could have bought a game or a fancy object with the saved money.

unless i let the Kid i get from sex starve then he will die and I would get put in prison they do not let you have consoles or PC's with internet abilty in prison so I choose the console.

And if i do not get a kid out of it one of the times.

I will get a STD or aids and ha ve to waste game time and go to the doctor or die early this will cut out of my game time if i die early.

So sex is overrated you either get some annoying brat kid, AIDS STD or have to pay for an abortion or putting the kid in foster home or child support when you could have bought something fancy for your self with the money.

Orionsaint

Just find yourself a girl gamer.

PrinceofCannedPeaches

Yoshi's Island ad was Mr. Creosote. Dear Christ was that a rip.

thebigghurt

That music video was hilarious and the bearded albino guy comes from the town im from. What up Nick Musmecci, albino country singer supreme.

cainball

Cube, are you serious?

Polish Hill

Holy Christ that's a lot of videos but all I watched was the whoops free beer scam one and the actual video game get laid one. Good finds, I laughed heartily at each. The song was good and not condescending, how glorious.

Release82

Either Cube is a virgin or he's losing his mind.

That pontiac and yoshi ad were frekin awesome.

s0lesurviv0r

That console startup vid is missing a few, Turbografix/pc engine, Sega 32X, Gameboy Color, Wonderswan, Neo Geo Pocket. Any others they're missing from 90 onward?

Batthink

101 Ways to Kill G-Man = excellent. :O)

SWE3tMadness

Dammit, the video for the world-record GH3 player could've been a lot better. They didn't even show us the final score. Based on what they did show however, the guy's still amazing. The record should be re-named "Fastest Fingers on Earth". >.>

CaptainApocalypse

PLAY IT LOUD!

LarkOhiya

I bet that guy in the yoshi ad died. and people say nintendo is kiddy

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