Hey look, it's Twisted Imp harassing some poor folks on the Vent again! Actually, it's not, it's someone far worse ... and funnier. If you don't know what Ventrilo is, go get educated first. Now that you know, you should get a good laugh out of this video. Some person comes into a groups Vent meeting where he decides to harass everyone by playing a Duke Nukem sound board over and over. The group actually enjoys this and get a good laugh out of it, except for one person. A girl (or really high-pitched boy) goes bat sh*t crazy and has a nervous breakdown at Duke Nukem. Thanks Seyward!
On this edition of Weekend Destructainment, I bring to you a total of nine videos for your enjoyment. First video after the jump, it's an AMV with Silent Hill and an Enormous Penis. Then, a great new ad for the 360 and the 3 blockbuster movie based games that recently came out. Then a video of what Master Chief really looks like under the helmet. After that, a montage of all the ways you can kill Mario in Mario 64.
Next up, Random Robot Intermission staring the Flight of the Conchords. Then the really weird Japanese ad for the original Xbox. Next, GUTSMAN'S ASS! Finally, a model dressed up as Rachael from Ninja Gaiden playing Ninja Gaiden Sigma.
An AMV using the game Silent Hill and the song Enormous Penis. Thanks Aoi!
A great new ad for the 360, really well done. Thanks Buck F1tches!
We now know what the Master Chief looks like underneath the helmet!
Montage of all the ways you can murder Mario in Mario 64. Random Robot Intermission: Flight of the Conchords - Humans Are Dead
The original ad for the Xbox in Japan features a hot Japanese lady getting hit in the face with a pie. Spotted on Kotaku.
GUTSMAN'S ASS! Thanks Kayka.
Don't you just love how companies will hire a model, dress her up like a character from the game they're promoting, then make the model play the game and she has no idea what she is doing? Such is the case with this video (and bonus pictures from CVG) for Ninja Gaiden Sigma.
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
Likes
Super Mario RPG, Halo, iPhone, Videogame cover bands, Super Nintendo
Meet the rest of the team
Someone found that kid's personal information like 2 hours after it was posted. It's pretty lel to be honest. That's what he gets for using the internet.
Video #1: Fantastic beyond all belief. I lolled hard. Real hard. So much quotable material, I can't even choose. Go watch it again. The entire thing is my favorite quote.
Video #2: Not bad, backup singers were good.
Video #3: Play-doh FTW!
Video #4: Proof that there is no winning teh haloes.
Video #5: Those drowning deaths are pretty gruesome, aren't they?
Video #6: I love Flight of the Conchords, good pick! If you ever get a chance to see their HBO One Night Stand special, do so, it's hilarious.
Video #7: And we wonder why they didn't sell well in Japan.
Video #8: Gutsman? More like Assman! amirite?
Video #9: Yeah, but the TnA factor multiplies its value tenfold.
Don't people know by now that you can't be 'tough' over the internet? It's the internet, you can't even see the other person, so what good does a threat of physical violence do? Seriously, either ignore, ban, or move to a different server. All the yelling in the world won't stop someone from being annoying. I do love it though, it's like watching psychology at work. The ranter eventually breaks down until they can't take it anymore. Fantastic stuff.
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8:38 PM on 06.23.2007
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I sense a new internet fad!
ive got balls of steel!
Video #1: Fantastic beyond all belief. I lolled hard. Real hard. So much quotable material, I can't even choose. Go watch it again. The entire thing is my favorite quote.
Video #2: Not bad, backup singers were good.
Video #3: Play-doh FTW!
Video #4: Proof that there is no winning teh haloes.
Video #5: Those drowning deaths are pretty gruesome, aren't they?
Video #6: I love Flight of the Conchords, good pick! If you ever get a chance to see their HBO One Night Stand special, do so, it's hilarious.
Video #7: And we wonder why they didn't sell well in Japan.
Video #8: Gutsman? More like Assman! amirite?
Video #9: Yeah, but the TnA factor multiplies its value tenfold.
i love the internet
*shut the fuck up, i knowez who you is you mudda fucka you!*
SOUNDBOARDS! It's what's for dinner.
That vent was more amusing than it had a right to be.
Also,
of steel
Its the music from Life Of Brian, I don't know what it is, if youre talking about the Duke Nukem vid.
have you seen the other videos? That guy is a freaking genius.
...silly cunt
but i have the video .flv file..
http://www.MegaShare.com/212365
password is: balls
you need a flv player like wimpy in order to play it
she should be the boss of that fictional duke nukem forever game w