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Weekend Destructainment: Duke Nukem will make you go insane
8:38 PM on 06.23.2007, Hamza CTZ Aziz 46 comments

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Hey look, it's Twisted Imp harassing some poor folks on the Vent again! Actually, it's not, it's someone far worse ... and funnier. If you don't know what Ventrilo is, go get educated first. Now that you know, you should get a good laugh out of this video. Some person comes into a groups Vent meeting where he decides to harass everyone by playing a Duke Nukem sound board over and over. The group actually enjoys this and get a good laugh out of it, except for one person. A girl (or really high-pitched boy) goes bat sh*t crazy and has a nervous breakdown at Duke Nukem. Thanks Seyward!

On this edition of Weekend Destructainment, I bring to you a total of nine videos for your enjoyment. First video after the jump, it's an AMV with Silent Hill and an Enormous Penis. Then, a great new ad for the 360 and the 3 blockbuster movie based games that recently came out. Then a video of what Master Chief really looks like under the helmet. After that, a montage of all the ways you can kill Mario in Mario 64.

Next up, Random Robot Intermission staring the Flight of the Conchords. Then the really weird Japanese ad for the original Xbox. Next, GUTSMAN'S ASS! Finally, a model dressed up as Rachael from Ninja Gaiden playing Ninja Gaiden Sigma. 

 

An AMV using the game Silent Hill and the song Enormous Penis. Thanks Aoi!
A great new ad for the 360, really well done. Thanks Buck F1tches!
We now know what the Master Chief looks like underneath the helmet!  
Montage of all the ways you can murder Mario in Mario 64. Random Robot Intermission: Flight of the Conchords - Humans Are Dead 
The original ad for the Xbox in Japan features a hot Japanese lady getting hit in the face with a pie. Spotted on Kotaku.
GUTSMAN'S ASS! Thanks Kayka.
Don't you just love how companies will hire a model, dress her up like a character from the game they're promoting, then make the model play the game and she has no idea what she is doing? Such is the case with this video (and bonus pictures from CVG) for Ninja Gaiden Sigma.


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GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 06/23/2007 20:58
GutsMan's Ass huh?

I sense a new internet fad!
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Kif at 06/23/2007 20:58
Someone found that kid's personal information like 2 hours after it was posted. It's pretty lel to be honest. That's what he gets for using the internet.
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GuitarAtomik at 06/23/2007 20:59
That was one foul mouthed mom. I wonder if she actually plays with her son or if she's just there to monitor like some kind of Guild mom.
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Lanae at 06/23/2007 21:18
i love this vid.

ive got balls of steel!
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MechaMonkey at 06/23/2007 21:25
This time, properly numbered!

Video #1: Fantastic beyond all belief. I lolled hard. Real hard. So much quotable material, I can't even choose. Go watch it again. The entire thing is my favorite quote.

Video #2: Not bad, backup singers were good.

Video #3: Play-doh FTW!

Video #4: Proof that there is no winning teh haloes.

Video #5: Those drowning deaths are pretty gruesome, aren't they?

Video #6: I love Flight of the Conchords, good pick! If you ever get a chance to see their HBO One Night Stand special, do so, it's hilarious.

Video #7: And we wonder why they didn't sell well in Japan.

Video #8: Gutsman? More like Assman! amirite?

Video #9: Yeah, but the TnA factor multiplies its value tenfold.
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TofuMonkey at 06/23/2007 21:44
That was funny. Loved the music and the "Oh snap" moment. I recognize the music but cant remember from where. If anyone knows. Help a Tanner out.
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Ninjajuice66 at 06/23/2007 21:48
You're full of SHIT!
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eksMAN at 06/23/2007 21:52
LOLZ!!! that vent video was f ing hilarious!!!
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TheBrain at 06/23/2007 21:53
balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls of steel.

i love the internet
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BluDesign at 06/23/2007 22:00
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL!

*shut the fuck up, i knowez who you is you mudda fucka you!*

SOUNDBOARDS! It's what's for dinner.
Milofo's Avatar
Milofo at 06/23/2007 22:18
Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum.
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duckdealer at 06/23/2007 22:50
That first video was pure genius.
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Jsun at 06/23/2007 23:02
where the hell you find that balls of steel sound? I checked a Duke Nukem sound board and they didn't even have it.
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Justin Villasenor at 06/23/2007 23:08
Wow.

That vent was more amusing than it had a right to be.

Also,
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Fana7ic at 06/23/2007 23:17
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
of steel
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TheRob91 at 06/23/2007 23:58
@Tofumonkey

Its the music from Life Of Brian, I don't know what it is, if youre talking about the Duke Nukem vid.
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Lord_Satorious at 06/24/2007 00:32
Don't people know by now that you can't be 'tough' over the internet? It's the internet, you can't even see the other person, so what good does a threat of physical violence do? Seriously, either ignore, ban, or move to a different server. All the yelling in the world won't stop someone from being annoying. I do love it though, it's like watching psychology at work. The ranter eventually breaks down until they can't take it anymore. Fantastic stuff.
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Lord_Satorious at 06/24/2007 00:35
On a side note, underboob for the win.
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Teta at 06/24/2007 00:36
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEEL!!

have you seen the other videos? That guy is a freaking genius.
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ZiiG360 at 06/24/2007 00:58
IM HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM. AND IM ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM.
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Banj at 06/24/2007 01:10
"I'm gonna fucking kill you, old style."


...silly cunt
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wario67 at 06/24/2007 03:56
damm I oh most died laughing from the first video
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wario67 at 06/24/2007 03:58
damm I oh most died from laughing from the first video ^
Milofo's Avatar
Milofo at 06/24/2007 04:01
I have to say the maker of the ventrillo stunt is an internet hero.
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Jim Sterling at 06/24/2007 04:11
Oh wow. Some hilarious videos today. Balls of Steel, Enormous Penis and Gutsman's Ass all win.
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atheistium at 06/24/2007 05:44
BAAALLLSSS OF STEEEEELL
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verkon at 06/24/2007 07:37
"get of vent or i'll have your bent"
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nsolo1717 at 06/24/2007 07:51
i'm still crying over that first vid, such a good find, thank you for making my sunday morning a happy one
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fearian at 06/24/2007 07:57
BALBALBALBALBALBALBALBALBALBALBALBALBALBALLS OF STEEEELLLLL!!!

I even got my completely non gamer brother laughing. but he likes lol'ing at other people misfortune,
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Kaikara at 06/24/2007 09:36
God I almost died of laughter.....^_^
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BlackDove at 06/24/2007 10:35
BALLS OF STEEL!
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Diomeneus at 06/24/2007 11:25
Dammit! Lord Satorious beat me to the underboob comment!
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CypherVR at 06/24/2007 12:03
if the ventrilo harrassment was posted sooner on dtoid, that there was a 2nd duke nukem video "day 2" but for some strange reason it go taken down...

but i have the video .flv file..
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CypherVR at 06/24/2007 12:09
here it is:
http://www.MegaShare.com/212365
password is: balls

you need a flv player like wimpy in order to play it
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CypherVR at 06/24/2007 12:10
^^btw video is not mine (if anyone is wondering)^^
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Amayirot Akago at 06/24/2007 16:07
GUTSMAN'S ASS owns my soul, as does the guy who made it.
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Amayirot Akago at 06/24/2007 16:16
Also, LOL at Helmetless Chief XD Reminds me of the Kakashi unmasking episode on Naruto.
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Jeku at 06/24/2007 17:34
What is the song that plays in the first video? Oh man that's so hilarious!
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tehdopefish at 06/24/2007 18:20
FOTC FTW! OMFG! YAY!
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Plibble at 06/24/2007 23:24
lol duke nukem i suddenly don't hate him w
she should be the boss of that fictional duke nukem forever game w
Amayirot Akago's Avatar
Amayirot Akago at 06/25/2007 03:41
@Jeku: that's "Brian" from Monty Python's Life of Brian.
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