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Here's the season finale for The Legend of Neil. After having sex with a fairy, dealing with a tourettes Old Man, fighting off skeletons, and all sorts of other creatures, it's come down to Neil fighting the first boss. It looks like the boss could win the fight, but soon Neil and the boss spill their hearts to each other. 

Thanks to Jim Sterling for taking care of Weekend Destructainment last week. After the break, watch as two parrots play End War. Then check out LEGO Guitar Hero. Next up, an old ad for Yoshi's Island for the GBA. Then it's a promo tape for Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

Next up, Felicia Day sings "Still Alive" at PAX. Then it's a Daikatana preview from 1999. Followed by Random Robot Intermission and robot sex. The Destructainment ends with an interview with a Combine soldier from Half-Life 2. 

Even parrots can play End War! Via Gamextract, Thanks Amir!

LEGO Guitar Hero. Probably not what you're expecting.

Yoshi will fuck up your ride.

 
VHS promo tape for Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Spotted on BFeld13's Blog.

Felicia Day sings "Still Alive". Spotted on Brian Keljore

Daikatana preview from 1999. Spotted on PeZ.What is up with the random pan down to the chick's breasts?

Random Robot Intermission: Robot Sex, the techno song. Yes I searched for "robot sex".


Interview with a Combine from Half-Life 2.

 

 


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garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 01:12
garison
haha best song intro song ever.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 01:15
Electro Lemon
nowaitichangedmymin-
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 01:17
Paul Soth
It's Killcreak, remember her?

Did I ever tell about the time I saw an assload of copies of Daikatana shipped to one store?
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 01:36
nintendoll
Robot Sex made me laugh a bunch.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 01:44
Sharpless
Dude, Hamza, do you seriously have to recap the entire episode of Legend of Neil in the first paragraph? Not cool. :(

Also, that last video, the Combine interview, is a parody of Tom Cruise's recent leaked Scientology/recruitment video, in case anyone missed that.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 01:46
Toneman
Needs more Necros on fire.
Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 01:47
Brian Keljore
HAHAHA Daikatana. I wonder how much of the game's budget was spent on that video. No one talking about the game sounded like they even knew what they were talking about. Damn funny.
DanlHaas's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 01:48
DanlHaas
Holy shit, PAX footage never ceases to amaze. PENNY singing STILL ALIVE? Is that a damn joke?
And here I thought my shame at not attending this year could reach no deeper.
Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 01:56
Brian Keljore
@ DanlHaas: Hence the title of the blog post I made about the video.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 02:46
CountingConflict
@ Toneman

AGREED
Wiid Whacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 03:28
Wiid Whacker
Robot sex gave me a woody... Is that wrong?
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 05:02
jackal27
You're right, what IS up with the random boob pan??
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 05:27
The Incredible Edible Egg
Hey guys, lets light some other racists on fire for a chance. Whose with me? Lets go get em!
Jaffacakelover's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 05:51
Jaffacakelover
Should've known not to trust Romero, he uses Arrow Keys and the mouse in his left hand! 8-|

The random boob pan - the cameraman will SAY that he zoomed in on her face, then wanted to get a shot of her hand movements as she was talking about scale... you KNOW he actually visualized scale in a different way :p
Found her Playboy pics quite quickly: They made her look such a tramp, she looks cute in that video!

And why is Miyamoto dressed as a Monk in that Zelda vid?!
mrberns's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 08:35
mrberns
A pan is a horizontal movement. That was a tilt. And he was totally checking out her tits.
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 11:01
urbanyeti
In the cameraman's defense, her boobs are totally worth the tilt.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 11:02
SWE3tMadness
God, that Toys R Us video brought back the nostalgia. I remember sitting down with a friend with that gold cartridge and booting up Majoras Mask. That game was downright nightmare fuel for me as a kid, especially with the mask transformations.

The Legend of Neil was kind of funny. I guess.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 11:03
Batthink
Video two: Parrots are the future of war.

Video four: I wonder if Yoshi get an ASBO for that...

Video seven: I like the way the word 'unleashed' is linked with 'Daikatana' at the end...
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 11:12
Professor Pew
"Daikatana's advanced AI will take care of that, and them some."

Hahahahaha
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 12:51
CypherVR
i had no idea that there was a banjo 2, i've played the first one
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 13:43
Sharpless
I'm pretty sure Stevie Case didn't mind the pan down to her breasts, since she posed for Playboy a couple of years later. (Also, "pan" can be used for vertical or horizontal camera movement.)
Nubc4kes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 13:46
Nubc4kes
In case you didn't make the connection, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0) and then watch the Combine video.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 15:42
TrailerParkJesus
Random pan down to the chick's breasts made my day.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 17:05
ace of knaves
Felicia Day just totally made my...my weekend. Goddammit.
Infinite Obscurity's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 17:33
Infinite Obscurity
"Ionstorm's voluptuous level designer"......wtf?!
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