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Weekend Destructainment: Do you want a mountain of handkerchiefs?

10:33 PM on 02.24.2007 | Hamza CTZ Aziz

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Ladies and gentleman, allow me to introduce to you the biggest jerk ever. I'm not going to go into detail, just watch the video. Any of you ever pull off a dick move like this before?

On this edition of Weekend Destructainment, I present to you a total of 10 videos. We start things off with the ending to Sonic and the Secret Rings (worst. ending. ever). After that, two videos of the Tetris theme being played in unusual ways. A really good Nerdcore rap follows that. Then a really cheesy ad for Pac-Man.

Punch-Out gets the real world treatment next. A horribly awesome promo video for Street Fighter II Turbo follows that. Then a sneak peak at the new Halo movie. We wrap things up with some new key drops based on New Super Mario Brothers (No where near as awesome as my version).

SPOILER! The ending to Sonic and the Secret Rings. Wow. And I thought this game was going to be good. Spotted on Kotaku.

The Tetris theme being played on a cell phone. Not as a ring tone, but by the guy pressing the key pad to play the song.

A guy plays the Tetris theme on a piano ... with his tongue. Both of these Tetris videos come courtesy of FanTent. The link will take you to 18 other videos of Tetris being played on various instruments.

A really great Nerdcore song that incorporates the Punch-Out theme. Thanks Elmer!

An early '80s ad for 7-Up and Pac-Man. Cheesy '80s music for the win!!! Spotted on Neatorama.

Real life Punch-Out. It's a nicely done spoof.

Street Fighter II Turbo promo video. God damn I miss getting these cheesy promo videos! The narrator is retarded as hell. He can't pronounce Ryu's name!

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28 comments | showing # 1 to 28

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Bah, the first video still hasn't been processed yet on Youtube. Give it some time.

twesterm

It's a shame the Wii Sonic has a bad ending and it made it out on the internet so fast. The game itself is actually a lot of fun but people will probably see the bad ending and think the game is crap.

Aaron Linde

I would fucking end that guy. I would ruin him so thoroughly that his family for a thousand generations would endure pain and misery and horror every day of their wretched little lives. I'd make a new hole in his stomach and jam his own head through it.

Seriously, that's just dick.

Aaron Mxy Yost

Jesus Christ, that guy needs to be beaten. And to be fair, has there ever been a good Sonic ending?

Lethal Dosage

That dude is gonna feel like a dick when his friend dies from a aneurysm brought on by severe head trauma.

Lethal Dosage

*an aneurysm. gramer lol.

What Linde said, too.

Jordan Devore

My friends and I used to do shit like that.

CannibalCalvin

Why is that funny?!? Why did he slam his head into the wall? Is that all that rich frat boys find funny?

Joe Burling

That dude is a dick. I dare someone to try something like that with me.

teknohed

"So it's just guys sitting around playing the game?"

Classic.

twesterm

"I would fucking end that guy. I would ruin him so thoroughly that his family for a thousand generations would endure pain and misery and horror every day of their wretched little lives. I'd make a new hole in his stomach and jam his own head through it."

Yeah, I thought it was pretty hilarious too.

Jecrell

Haylo the movie trailer was fucking awesome.

Daniel Husky Lingen

WHAT THE HELL?

no wonder why there's only two of them...

everbody else was at the party

zaqu

DENT IN THE WALL MUTHERFUCKERS that would be slightly painful i wonder if he hit a stud?

Foxtoid

A MOUNTAIN of hankerchiefs? Sonic has had too much "alone time" with the magic lamp it seems.

kevinski

Hahahaha...I remember seeing that Street Fighter II electronic table-top game back in the day. Good stuff.

R Riley

What a douche. I don't know why someone would do that to their friend, and I don't know why someone would lie there moaning after their friend pulled some shit like that.
They're both bitches.

velcroman

the guy gettin slapped was a little bitch. i would either just shake it off in a second or fucking throw the controller down, jump over the bed onto the camera mans face and made a whole video "colonoscopy 101"

and that SFII promo video is awesome. i just found my pokemon promo videos, the first time i watched them i was thinking "how could this ever get popular" next thing you know it kids are stabbin each other over areodactyls

ArrestedDeveloper

I hope some day I look like the guy on the right from the Haylo Movie

Heavy_Kevy

personally I thought it seemed a little staged.
The sonic ending was pretty funny. granted, it was mentioned in the post's title but mountain of handkerchiefs? WTF?

The guy on the piano reminded me of when I used to be a disc jockey at the college radio station a while ago, how when your in the booth alone seemingly talking to yourself but really not you become self-conscious.

bleep

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Bob Muir

*Generic comment about the dick*

That Haylo trailer looked better than the new Resident Evil: Extinction trailer.

some_dude

Cripes, I was all like "Hey this Sonic ending isn't too horid.." then, that's right, handkerchiefs. RE-TARDED!

If the first video isn't a fake, then it is the video definition of "dickery".

TofuMonkey

WOW that first vid was messed up. That dude needs some new friends or a spine. He just sat there like a puss. Too bad we dont live in a magical world where you can get your self respect back by holding your face.

tehuberone

Dude I got Haylo the Movie like last week. good stuff. Trailer cut all the good stuff out though. I recommend watching it.

Justice

bleep i was just about to say why does pacman look like cool spot!

dasnicholas

anyone remember gunsmoke for NES? Used to play it all the time with the dad as a kid. well I just almost beat it for the first time ever last week, till my douche bag friend decided to throw a banana across the room and hit the nes. thats ok though, hes going to have fun playing the same fucking songs all over again on guitar hero. byebye saved game

sbshootme

That Street Fighter Promo ad was hilarious.
I just couldn't resist:

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