[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.] 

In remembrance of Captain Lou Albano, here's the very first episode of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. Never forget!

After the break, the Destructainment continues on with the second half of the first Super Mario Bros. Super Show. Then a guy with the name of Jesus Died LOL on Xbox Live plays Halo 3. Next, it's Tamagotchi yelling at his deadbeat dad.

Followed by a model dressed up as Chun-Li lifting some weights. Next, check out a rap song with retro visuals. Then a  guy plays ColorZ with three Wiimotes. Next it's the EVE Online guys rocking out. Watch Nick Chester suck off a donut next. The Destructainment ends with the trailer for PWN3D.

The first episode of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, part two.



Playing Halo 3 with the Gamertag Jesus Died LOL.



The deadbeat Tamagotchi dad.



Model Ryu Ji Hye dressed as Chun-Li lifting some weights. Yup.



Pato Pooh's "Follow Me". Rap with some some nice retro visuals. Thanks, Adam!



One guy uses three Wiimotes to play ColorZ.



Here's what the EVE Online guys like to do in their spare time. Thanks, John!



Harmonix at PAX 09. Watch the end for some sexy Nick Chester time.



The trailer for PWN3D. I have no idea what's going on.