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[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.

In remembrance of Captain Lou Albano, here's the very first episode of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. Never forget!

After the break, the Destructainment continues on with the second half of the first Super Mario Bros. Super Show. Then a guy with the name of Jesus Died LOL on Xbox Live plays Halo 3. Next, it's Tamagotchi yelling at his deadbeat dad.

Followed by a model dressed up as Chun-Li lifting some weights. Next, check out a rap song with retro visuals. Then a  guy plays ColorZ with three Wiimotes. Next it's the EVE Online guys rocking out. Watch Nick Chester suck off a donut next. The Destructainment ends with the trailer for PWN3D.

The first episode of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, part two.



Playing Halo 3 with the Gamertag Jesus Died LOL.



The deadbeat Tamagotchi dad.



Model Ryu Ji Hye dressed as Chun-Li lifting some weights. Yup.



Pato Pooh's "Follow Me". Rap with some some nice retro visuals. Thanks, Adam!



One guy uses three Wiimotes to play ColorZ.



Here's what the EVE Online guys like to do in their spare time. Thanks, John!



Harmonix at PAX 09. Watch the end for some sexy Nick Chester time.



The trailer for PWN3D. I have no idea what's going on.

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ninjalegend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 20:27
ninjalegend
Wow, a lot of angry Christians in your Jesusdied-lol post. How do they know you mean their savior, and not some Spanish dude. And did not he die in the bible? And did he not reanimate or something? I know I would laugh if I died and reanimated. I am surprised I have not been kicked for my double entendre xbox live name.
Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 20:33
Slowey
DO THE MARIO! Swing your arms form side, COME ON! its time to go do the Mario!
lespaulgod25's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 20:38
lespaulgod25
that jesusdied lol video was great y r people so offended about religion while playing games just have fun it was a joke
fundando's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 20:42
fundando
They were all calling him a Jew. What a coincidence so was Jesus.
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 20:57
Airbr1dge
Haas Jesus died. Not that it matters. LOL
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 21:02
Airbr1dge
That one guys like "fucking Jew" what a dick. In Jesus died LOL. Ge'ez why are people so sesitive? My friends hate me for being ahiest this guy calls a dude a Jew like it's. BaD thing. Fucking idiots.
Sluggs's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 21:14
Sluggs
"That one guys like "fucking Jew" what a dick"

Yet you say "Fucking idiots"

Cool!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 21:32
Teta
Great Weekend Destructainment. The best in a while.
I loved the one from the EVE producers.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 21:37
Tony Ponce
Did anyone else notice that the Chun-Li model had no weight resistance on those machines? She was doing the least amount of work possible. If she were the REAL Chun-Li, she'd be maxin' that shit without breaking a sweat.
lespaulgod25's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 21:44
lespaulgod25
@megastryke u were probably the only one the rest of us were looking at her lol
YEAH-YA's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 21:46
YEAH-YA
Lot's of religious people on Xbox live :|......xD
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 21:55
andycadaver
I feel inspired and compelled to change my gamertag to something offensive to Christians now. That just seems like so much fun! I'm so proud to be an Atheist, yes, with a capital-A! I already laugh my ass off anytime anyone uses ridiculous and tasteless insults toward me, so why not 'Jesus Died LMAO'? Seems like a good idea. Seriously, how pissed off would someone be if they took offense to that name and kept getting killed in a multiplayer match by someone with said name? Hilarity shall ensue.
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 22:39
Guncannon
@megaStryke

Chet would not approve of her.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 22:52
DarkTravesty
that jesus died lol video was funny and sad at the same time. Just goes to show that when i play on xbox live i have my mic settings to friends only so i dont need to hear any of that shit.
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 23:39
AlienGuy18
Party Chat is the best thing that ever happened to Xbox Live.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2009 13:23
Darren Nakamura
Man, all those people are really spreading the Christian love regarding Jesus Died LOL. My favorite was "He died because God ate him."
Zero_armada's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2009 14:11
Zero_armada
Like the Rap video, even though the lyrics are pretty generic. Though the line referencing to 9/11 in there caught my attention for a second. I don't think you should say your popularity is "blowing up like the World Trade."
Tye The Czar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2009 15:30
Tye The Czar
That ColorZ was tres super. That makes me want to get the game even more!
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2009 21:27
CWal37
It's funny, because the next day I was playing TF2 with someone's whose name was Jesus Died LOL, no one cared. The maturity level within the TF2 community when compared that of Halo is astonishing.
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