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There are two kinds of DDR players in the world that I love. The first are the ones that have robot legs. The other kind are the idiots in the first video above. The first fifteen seconds of the video with the Pokemon kids is just hilarious.

Total of 7 videos for your pleasure this weekend. After the jump, the Destructainment gets started with Master Chief drunk off his cybernetic ass. After that, Electro Lemon hangs himself live on the Tom Green show! Then an amazing anime pixel show done on the Wii. Next, Sweden's version of America's Got Talent with a very disturbing performance by Mario. Then a classic ad for Super Mario World. Last but not least, the greatest song about robots evar.

Master Chief is an alcoholic! (G4 making fun of David Hasselhoff drunk off his ass).
Electro Lemon hangs himself with a Wiimote live on the Tom Green Show! 
Amazing anime pixel art through the Wii. Spotted on Japanator
Sweden's Got Talent! Mario has never been more scary. Spotted on Kotaku
Awesome ad for Super Mario World. 
Random Robot Intermission: Never trust robots (greatest song about robots evar!) Thanks Ugly Phil!
 







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Yayoo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 14:36
Yayoo
The Tom Green Show with Stone Cold was the only good one.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 14:52
Joe Burling
I'm writing you in for President of the United States during the next election, Lemon. I kid not.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 15:17
Jim Sterling
The robot in the song sounds like that "Him" character from Powerpuff Girls. Great tune.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 15:18
wardrox
I feel dirty after watching the DDR video... is it bad that I laughed at not with?
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 15:18
Oni
Man, I love DDR videos of people hurting themselves playing. It feeds my Schadenfreude. I absolutely love it.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 15:19
Oni
@JimSterling: I knew there was a reason I loved you (in a non-gay way).
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 15:28
Justice
It's not a wiimote, it's some Macbook thing, electro said it himself.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 15:28
atheistium
You promiss?
MC: No!!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 15:41
MechaMonkey
Video 1: GameVideos r teh broke

Video 2: Master Chief, as written by Ron Workman

Video 3: What the balls was that about?

Video 4: Those pictures were made up of porn. They didn't show the tentacle ones, but they were there. I could sense it.

Video 5: That fella was awfully bouncy. Props to the old cranky judge for not giving in to peer pressure. Slow motion Mario is a gateway drug, and he just saved himself a lot of trouble down the road.

Video 6: Awesome sauce.

Video 7: Oh, the title of the song is "Don't Trust Robots"? I thought it was "Most Win Ever".
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 16:07
Justice
That robot song truly is the greatest robot song EVAR!.
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 17:06
Evil Cheese
Looks like Game Jew might have some competition now. I love how in the first video after one of the kids fell his mom (thats who it looked like to me anyway) came running in.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 17:48
CypherVR
@ DDR video:
I wanted to "accidentally" drop trou while playing DDR, so everyone and their sister watching, can see my naked ass ^_^
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 18:22
GuitarAtomik
Harcore DDR players scare the shit out of me.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 22:36
GuitarAtomik
Also I'm forever in debt to you Hamsa & Ugly Phil for exposing me to Andrew Thompson. that guy is all kinds of win!
JorTroN's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2007 07:34
JorTroN
lollerskates...good stuff
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