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Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.

Spoofs, old school ads, weirdness, sexy stuff and more all await you after the break in this edition of Weekend Destructainment. First up, check out 28 Weeks Later remade in Halo 3. Then it's Team Fortress 2, Zeta Punch style. Next up is an old school ad for Mother. Random Robot Intermission follows with the trailer for Bruce Willis' Surrogates.

Next, it's the latest episode of Half-Life Full-Life Consequences. Then it's a Dtoider doing some videogame musical covers on the drums. Next up, Mega64 cracks the Kojima code. Followed by video of the videogame burlesque show. The Destructainment ends with an old ad for the Pac-Man cereal starring Christian Bale. 

28 Weeks Later re-shot in Halo 3.

Team Fortress 2 meets Zeta Punch.

 
Old school Mother commercial. Spotted on darkair's C Blog.
 

Random Robot Intermission: Trailer for Bruce Willis' new movie called Surrogates. Looks really good!

Half-Life Full-Life Consequences: Free Man. Spotted on Cutie Honey's C Blog. This just isn't funny to me anymore.

Dtoider NukaCola has shared with us some of his drumming videogame covers. Expect most, if not all, to be featured on Weekend D for the next few weeks.

Mega64 cracks the Kojima code.

No idea what's going on here. The music sounds very Final Fantasy so yeah, that's the excuse.

Video of the videogame burlesque show down in Los Angeles.

Pac-Man cereal ad starring Christian Bale.








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adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 22:06
adultswim810
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOMINATION!!! also mega 64 was great as always
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 22:12
CRAZYAPE69
(gravely voice) IM THE PAC-MAN
zoemgs2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 22:16
zoemgs2
WHAT? Whats the difference between regular pink and shocking pink?
El Nicko's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 22:25
El Nicko
what was that animal thing??

and what exactly is the burlesque show? Are they classy strippers or sexy dancers?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 22:26
Takeshi
Hey awesome a Kangaroo Mouse if I'm correct. I'm too lazy to look it up but I guess it's a Microdipodops or a very close relative. It looks kinda different though than the ones I know. I could be wrong but I thought it was quite common in The States. Well, maybe not in all the states but certainly in the the southern ones maybe it was Mexico. Oh what gives, it looks cool and I want one.
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 22:55
peachboy
I checked it out, the little guy is called a Jerboa, apparently. They live in places like the Gobi desert. He kind of, just kiiind of reminds me of Munchie from Dragon Quest


having had a rabbit and a mouse for a pet, i think this is naturally the next step for me.
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 22:56
Guncannon
WHERE IS BLINKY?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 22:58
bodybreak
Free Man is fucking hilarious.
holy shit.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 23:00
Jon B
I stayed up until 5am to watch the Half Life video.

I was not disappoint.
Banana Kid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 23:07
Banana Kid
I loved the epic conclusion to Full Life Consequences. Truly, Squirrelking is one of the greatest authors of our time.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 23:14
Electro Lemon
SHOCKING PINK™
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 00:00
de BLOO
Halo machinima is getting stale...
trunxkam45's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 00:03
trunxkam45
Patrick!!! You rock!
HangoverGlory's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 00:20
HangoverGlory
Patrick is the drummer in a video where I'm the lead singer for an "Enter Sandman" cover. He's also one of my best friends and I'm happy to see him here.
pasq242's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 00:32
pasq242
RE: The WTF animal... the music is Dragon Quest III's boss music. TO WIT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzLD5z7mNfQ
No one got this? I thought this was a gaming site.
Dyna Geek's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 00:43
Dyna Geek
You forgot this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0B0mp8lDM
Somebody remade the first area of Zelda: Ocarina of Time using Halo 3. It's actually a little boring but the faithfullness is worth a watch alone. The Ghoma boss battle at the end is pretty cool too.

And you also forgot this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjDK9NX6E_U
Dunno what it is but it made me laugh.
SpAM CAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 01:03
SpAM CAN
GORDON FROHMAN FTW!
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 01:04
peachboy
@pasq242:

i feel ashame.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 04:48
Wintersocks
john freeman saver of the wakend.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 05:21
TheToiletDuck
That Surrogates looks interesting. Wife face kick ftw.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 05:57
Jack Maverick
Surrogates definitely seems like some bizarre I-Robot without Will Smith and that makes me want to watch more.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 07:01
atastysammich
Ah hell, now I can't unsee the thumb in Kojima's teaser image.

@Jack Maverick
I dunno, I thought it was a pretty awesome YTMND.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 12:54
Darren Nakamura
That Mother ad was pretty cool.
YEAH-YA's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 14:04
YEAH-YA
Ending to John Freeman made me cry a tear fall of the eye :'(
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 16:18
Brian Szabelski
JOHN FREEMAN, SAVER OF HUMENS
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 19:52
Chronic Logic
Is that a kangaroo rat? The TF2 one was great.
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