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I can't really say much about this first video or else it would spoil what you're about to see. Just know that it's a one in a million chance of this happening in skate. Spotted on Xavier's Clog.

Dr. Destructoid recommends eight Destructainment videos to treat your lame Weekend. First video after jump is a funny video of the five most irritating characters in gaming. After that, a really weird Japanese show playing a really weird Arcade shooter game. Next up, a collection of the lamest endings to classic videogames from the NES days. Then someone beats Mario 64 only collection one Star.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Then a GTA mod where Lucky Star characters kill Pikachus. Then its Radiohead's Paranoid Android for Random Robot Intermission. Next, a Mega Man song done in Mario Paint.  The prescription ends the Master Chief sucking at Halo 3.

The top five irritating videogame characters. I was getting annoyed with it but number one was well worth sitting through it all. Do yourself a favor and don't fast forward. Thanks Grim!A really weird Japanese shooter on rails game. Spotted on Blindeside's Clog.
Some really lame endings to videogames. Yeah, the Retro games were AWESOME!
Beating Mario 64 with just collecting one star! (Smash announcer voice:) A NEW RECORD! Spotted on SavvyGeek.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Spotted on BlindeSideBear's Clog.
A fantastic mod where anime characters kill each other in GTA: SA. Thanks Snaileb!
Random Robot Intermission: Radiohead's Paranoid Android
The Mega Man castle theme done in Mario Paint. Thanks GodLen!
The Master Chief sucks at Halo 3. The Linkin Park ending is epic win. Thanks, thedeadpixel!

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Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 10/13/2007 16:58
I loved the MC sucks at Halo video.
Tino's Avatar
Tino at 10/13/2007 16:58
What sucks about skulking the community blogs all the time:
I've seen almost all of these all ready.

Luckily they are all pretty much awesome.
Nick Chester's Avatar
Nick Chester at 10/13/2007 17:04
That skate video = awesome.
Tino's Avatar
Tino at 10/13/2007 17:05
And that Japanese Zombie Game TV show. I did a little digging on youtube a long long time ago. They seem to have a show or something thats filled entirely with stuff similar to that. Familiar looking video game parodies being "played" by a cast member and commenting on it.

I remember seeing a driving one and a tetris one, the tetris one being particularly funny.
Dead247's Avatar
Dead247 at 10/13/2007 17:09
i liked the megaman mario paint and the polite zombies
Tiff's Avatar
Tiff at 10/13/2007 17:11
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKARRRR
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 10/13/2007 17:17
The Mega Man song made in Mario paint was SW33T.
maxio098ui's Avatar
maxio098ui at 10/13/2007 17:24
haha the mgs metal gear in SA is ace
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 10/13/2007 17:26
That skate video was fucking epic.

Also, combos.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 10/13/2007 17:32
Let's just say that I wasn't surprised by the number 1 spot in the game enemies video in the slightest. In fact, I was looking forward to it, and would have been more surprised had it not been what it was. (The other 4 were pretty spot on as well.)
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ohgr89 at 10/13/2007 17:37
kicking squealing gucci little piggy
VWGTI's Avatar
VWGTI at 10/13/2007 17:42
Master Cheif loling is priceless.
Emrah's Avatar
Emrah at 10/13/2007 17:52
Nice videos.. Maybe I didn't get your joke but the japanese shooter on rails "game" is not a game but it's apparently a parody.
Danger Shark's Avatar
Danger Shark at 10/13/2007 18:06
Master Chief sucks at Halo 3 was rad. The skate video just goes to show that in game recordings are a must, because there is no way I would have believed that if someone told me. The Halo 3 grenade stick from a few days ago is also proof.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 10/13/2007 18:14
Emrah: No shit.
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king3vbo at 10/13/2007 18:15
MC sucks at Halo ftw
IceMax's Avatar
IceMax at 10/13/2007 18:23
you know, i've never actually played super mario 64
Xavier's Avatar
Xavier at 10/13/2007 18:47
Awesome one of my blog posts made the front page, I feel pretty good for some reason.
Thanks for visiting my blog Hamza.
donkeykong's Avatar
donkeykong at 10/13/2007 19:28
skate vid = awesome
top 5 enemies = whoever was controlling the characters obviously sucks at video games since none of those enemies give me any trouble at all. Obviously that's not the point of the video but still.
shooter on rails vid = is that a real game, if so I want it, somebody please give it to me
and last but least, I have no comments for the other videos!
Pantheon's Avatar
Pantheon at 10/13/2007 19:41
That MC sucks at halo video = super old.
Biltor's Avatar
Biltor at 10/13/2007 19:42
@Ice_max
I also have not played Mario 64
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 10/13/2007 19:49
Pantheon: Did you actually bother watching it? It's not the old one that got around. This guy is playing Halo 3.
BS3 Owner's Avatar
BS3 Owner at 10/13/2007 21:10
@ Nick

That Skate Video = Pure WIN!
Pantheon's Avatar
Pantheon at 10/13/2007 21:24
I apologize, I assumed it was the same video since it had the same name and was about the same thing.
Also, the skate video = awesome.
Great blog post!
Cutie Honey's Avatar
Cutie Honey at 10/13/2007 22:49
That's how men go take a seat!
Aurain's Avatar
Aurain at 10/13/2007 23:22
Bailing on skate is the best thing about it, and that video is truly epic.
Angry Irish's Avatar
Angry Irish at 10/13/2007 23:26
I'm not trying to be funny. I'm serious about this.

HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE TO SUCK FOR THE SUN TO BE A PROBLEM?
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 10/14/2007 00:11
Right, Angry Irish, both me and my brother cleared that level without a scratch on the first try.
Amayirot Akago's Avatar
Amayirot Akago at 10/14/2007 03:41
That Lucky Star GTASA mod is made of MADNESS and WIN.

And yeah, those enemies aren't annoying, he just sucks majorly at those games.
Emrah's Avatar
Emrah at 10/14/2007 03:45
@Hamza CTZ Aziz: Wish I had a time portal or something and never sent that comment of mine. Should've known, this is destructoid after all. Argh!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 10/14/2007 04:59
Hahaha...that skate video was almost as much of a one-in-a-million shot as the Halo 3 plasma grenade toss that you guys posted this week.
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Cloudiroth at 10/14/2007 08:37
Whoever is playing through the 'top irritating vg enemies' video really sucks. I'll admit, all the enemies mentioned are really annoying...but yeah. This guy sucks. Just one example, at the end of the SMB3 clip, the sun got him right before he beat the level..any decent player would've jumped over it & into the little slot machine thing!
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Holyetheline at 10/14/2007 08:58
hahaha that first video is absolutely priceless.
GrayFox's Avatar
GrayFox at 10/14/2007 11:13
That skate video was absolutely hilarious.
Furnimus's Avatar
Furnimus at 10/14/2007 19:47
llololoololollolololollololol

AKA, the Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3 is the best thing ever. I was dying the whole way through. Dude, I never thought MicroSam could be so funny. loollolololololollololo i am master chief. Epic win Digital Ph33r, epic win. MOAR PLZ!!11

Seriously, those are funny. The other one with the Halo 3 Beta is hilarious when he throws Gears of War up against the wall.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 10/15/2007 07:48
I got GTA luv, what can I do?
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 10/15/2007 14:04
It's amazing how easy XBL Halo players are to lampoon. LOL @ The Arbiter as cameraman.
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