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I can't really say much about this first video or else it would spoil what you're about to see. Just know that it's a one in a million chance of this happening in skate. Spotted on Xavier's Clog.

Dr. Destructoid recommends eight Destructainment videos to treat your lame Weekend. First video after jump is a funny video of the five most irritating characters in gaming. After that, a really weird Japanese show playing a really weird Arcade shooter game. Next up, a collection of the lamest endings to classic videogames from the NES days. Then someone beats Mario 64 only collection one Star.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Then a GTA mod where Lucky Star characters kill Pikachus. Then its Radiohead's Paranoid Android for Random Robot Intermission. Next, a Mega Man song done in Mario Paint.  The prescription ends the Master Chief sucking at Halo 3.

The top five irritating videogame characters. I was getting annoyed with it but number one was well worth sitting through it all. Do yourself a favor and don't fast forward. Thanks Grim!A really weird Japanese shooter on rails game. Spotted on Blindeside's Clog.
Some really lame endings to videogames. Yeah, the Retro games were AWESOME!
Beating Mario 64 with just collecting one star! (Smash announcer voice:) A NEW RECORD! Spotted on SavvyGeek.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Spotted on BlindeSideBear's Clog.
A fantastic mod where anime characters kill each other in GTA: SA. Thanks Snaileb!
Random Robot Intermission: Radiohead's Paranoid Android
The Mega Man castle theme done in Mario Paint. Thanks GodLen!
The Master Chief sucks at Halo 3. The Linkin Park ending is epic win. Thanks, thedeadpixel!

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37 comments | showing # 1 to 37

Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 16:58
Jordan Devore
I loved the MC sucks at Halo video.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 16:58
Tino
What sucks about skulking the community blogs all the time:
I've seen almost all of these all ready.

Luckily they are all pretty much awesome.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:04
Nick Chester
That skate video = awesome.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:05
Tino
And that Japanese Zombie Game TV show. I did a little digging on youtube a long long time ago. They seem to have a show or something thats filled entirely with stuff similar to that. Familiar looking video game parodies being "played" by a cast member and commenting on it.

I remember seeing a driving one and a tetris one, the tetris one being particularly funny.
Dead247's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:09
Dead247
i liked the megaman mario paint and the polite zombies
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:11
Tiff
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKARRRR
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:17
Teta
The Mega Man song made in Mario paint was SW33T.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:24
maxio098ui
haha the mgs metal gear in SA is ace
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:26
Cheeburga
That skate video was fucking epic.

Also, combos.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:32
Im OK
Let's just say that I wasn't surprised by the number 1 spot in the game enemies video in the slightest. In fact, I was looking forward to it, and would have been more surprised had it not been what it was. (The other 4 were pretty spot on as well.)
ohgr89's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:37
ohgr89
kicking squealing gucci little piggy
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:42
VWGTI
Master Cheif loling is priceless.
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 17:52
Emrah
Nice videos.. Maybe I didn't get your joke but the japanese shooter on rails "game" is not a game but it's apparently a parody.
Danger Shark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 18:06
Danger Shark
Master Chief sucks at Halo 3 was rad. The skate video just goes to show that in game recordings are a must, because there is no way I would have believed that if someone told me. The Halo 3 grenade stick from a few days ago is also proof.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 18:14
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Emrah: No shit.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 18:15
king3vbo
MC sucks at Halo ftw
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 18:23
IceMax
you know, i've never actually played super mario 64
Xavier's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 18:47
Xavier
Awesome one of my blog posts made the front page, I feel pretty good for some reason.
Thanks for visiting my blog Hamza.
donkeykong's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 19:28
donkeykong
skate vid = awesome
top 5 enemies = whoever was controlling the characters obviously sucks at video games since none of those enemies give me any trouble at all. Obviously that's not the point of the video but still.
shooter on rails vid = is that a real game, if so I want it, somebody please give it to me
and last but least, I have no comments for the other videos!
Pantheon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 19:41
Pantheon
That MC sucks at halo video = super old.
Biltor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 19:42
Biltor
@Ice_max
I also have not played Mario 64
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 19:49
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Pantheon: Did you actually bother watching it? It's not the old one that got around. This guy is playing Halo 3.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 21:10
BS3 Owner
@ Nick

That Skate Video = Pure WIN!
Pantheon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 21:24
Pantheon
I apologize, I assumed it was the same video since it had the same name and was about the same thing.
Also, the skate video = awesome.
Great blog post!
Cutie Honey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 22:49
Cutie Honey
That's how men go take a seat!
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 23:22
Aurain
Bailing on skate is the best thing about it, and that video is truly epic.
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 23:26
Angry Irish
I'm not trying to be funny. I'm serious about this.

HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE TO SUCK FOR THE SUN TO BE A PROBLEM?
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 00:11
s0lesurviv0r
Right, Angry Irish, both me and my brother cleared that level without a scratch on the first try.
Amayirot Akago's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:41
Amayirot Akago
That Lucky Star GTASA mod is made of MADNESS and WIN.

And yeah, those enemies aren't annoying, he just sucks majorly at those games.
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:45
Emrah
@Hamza CTZ Aziz: Wish I had a time portal or something and never sent that comment of mine. Should've known, this is destructoid after all. Argh!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 04:59
Samit Sarkar
Hahaha...that skate video was almost as much of a one-in-a-million shot as the Halo 3 plasma grenade toss that you guys posted this week.
Cloudiroth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 08:37
Cloudiroth
Whoever is playing through the 'top irritating vg enemies' video really sucks. I'll admit, all the enemies mentioned are really annoying...but yeah. This guy sucks. Just one example, at the end of the SMB3 clip, the sun got him right before he beat the level..any decent player would've jumped over it & into the little slot machine thing!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 08:58
Holyetheline
hahaha that first video is absolutely priceless.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 11:13
GrayFox
That skate video was absolutely hilarious.
Furnimus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 19:47
Furnimus
llololoololollolololollololol

AKA, the Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3 is the best thing ever. I was dying the whole way through. Dude, I never thought MicroSam could be so funny. loollolololololollololo i am master chief. Epic win Digital Ph33r, epic win. MOAR PLZ!!11

Seriously, those are funny. The other one with the Halo 3 Beta is hilarious when he throws Gears of War up against the wall.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 07:48
Snaileb
I got GTA luv, what can I do?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 14:04
Sharpless
It's amazing how easy XBL Halo players are to lampoon. LOL @ The Arbiter as cameraman.
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