[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.]
Oh, Japan! Is there anything you won't create into a short TV skit? This time, it's Street Fighter Alpha 2 as a real world skit. That Sakura actress has Sakura's moves down! And for some reason, the Mortal Kombat song is used in the beginning. Whoops! Spotted on Capcom-Unity.
More Street Fighter Alpha goodness continues after the break as theswitcher shows us some stupidity. Then Jimmy Kimmel talks gay sex in Dragon Age. Next, Mega64 announces Final Fantasy XIII. After that, it's a new Hyadain song based on Romancing SaGa.
Next up, it's the intro to the Maniac Mansion TV show. Then another upset girlfriend smashes her boyfriend's PS3. Next is the trailer to the Halo LEGO movie. The Destructainment ends with the latest episode of Critical Flaw.
Street Fighter Alpha Generations stupidity, by theswitcher.
Jimmy Kimmel looks at gay sex in Dragon Age. Spotted on Kotaku
Mega64: Final Fantasy XIII announcement.
Four Automatic Super Mario World levels synchronized to play Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now."
A new song by Hyadain! Romancing SaGa, "Choose Your Future."
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Where do these staged "Girlfriend smashes video game console" videos come from. Is this some kinda revolt? I never understood how these hotties ended up dating these guys in the first place. Seriously...Sex>video games.
Mass-market televised videogame jokes die immediately for me when the joke-teller refers to 30 year old games. That shit might work for the baboon masses, but not me.
Secret of Evermore did not suck! I still play it and it's FUN. And I'd have to admit that I enjoy it moreso than Secret of Mana. I liked SoM mind you, but the leveling of spells and collecting ingredients & etc. really game me a more immersersive experience.
And that PS3 guy just got thee worst wake-up call. Just move out and you can keep playing! But then I guess he'd need a job... harsh world we live in.
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9:00 PM on 12.05.2009
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Moar girlfriends breaking things plz.
For the spinning bird kick, I mean.
SECRET OF EVERMORE DOES NOT SUCK, YOU DEAL WITH IT!
I've never before been on the side of the person breaking the console before, but I sure as hell am now.
Also, wasn't the Automatic Mario video posted as its own article a couple weeks ago?
and also. i love the critical flaw
"Fine you michael Jackass"
"Do a thriller roll (m or j twice)"
English to Japanese SF names
Bison = Vega
Vega = Balrog
I'm not sure if
Balrog = Bison , though.
M. Bison = Vega
Vega = Balrog
Balrog = M. Bison (supposed to be a play off Mike Tyson, IIRC)
I DID NOT KNOW THERE WAS A MANIAC MANSION SHOW. NOW I MUST FIND EVERY SINGLE EPISODE AND WATCH IT.
Only if you never get any.
EVER!
And that PS3 guy just got thee worst wake-up call. Just move out and you can keep playing! But then I guess he'd need a job... harsh world we live in.