First off, yes, this video is old. I've never seen it before and it has never graced Destructoid though, so it's perfectly OK for me to post this! Anyway, mainstream media had made a startling discover on our Internets. They discovered the All Your Base Are Belong To Us fad and did a super cereal news report on it. Well damn, does this mean the fad is not cool anymore like they said would happen? OH NOES! Spotted on BFeld13's C-Blog.
All your Weekend is Destructainmentd! Right after the jump, watch a girl named Stella rock out to the "All Your Base" song. After the rocking, check out two topless gamers get off on Rez. Then it's Tetris, LEGO style. Next up, a Wiitard almost destroys his big expensive TV with the stupid baseball bat attachment for the Wiimote. Then it's Final Fantasy Garfield.
Next, the Chinese show us what WoW would be like if it only involved alcohol. Then it's Random Robot Intermission with a creepy robot singing the Portal song. Next, an old video from GTA: San Andreas involving the one in a billion accident. The Destructainment ends with Mega64's latest ad for Magic: The Gathering.
Watching the All Your Base news piece reminded me of this old post Niero did where a girl named Stella rocks out HARD to the All Your Base song.
Two topless gamers get off on Rez. Spotted on Kotaku.
Tetris, LEGO style. Thanks, Nathew!
Another Wiitard has an accident. Almost break his T.V. Thanks, Tom Lester!
World of Chinese Craft. Drinking solves fights and makes the Chinese people forget about their cruel Government! Two birds with one stone! (Thanks, whoever sent me this!)
Random Robot Intermission: A little creepy robot sings the Portal song. Thanks, CannibalCalvin!
Old video is OLD: The one in a billion accident in GTA: San Andreas.
Mega64: Magic the Gathering ad. Rocco eats Magic cards, Sean blows up a Xbox 360 with Magic cards and Derrick is murdered (and possibly raped) by Magic cards.
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Legos make everything more awesome, love the random crap flying down at the end. That GTA vid is hilarious. Why the hell is the mega64 guy using a Plains card in the same deck with Grizzly Bears, Forests, and Mountains? Instead of using Blaze, he should have put down another plains and Wrath of God'd that fool!
Stella might feel retarded right about now *nod*... Seriously... Interpretive Dance? I consider myself pretty crazy... But Interpretive Dance pretty much washes me onto the beaches of completely normal sanity.
Wow that was a great Weekend Destructainment. Loved the Rez ad and the Mega64 video was hilarious. I've never seen that San Andreas video before, that's awesome.
and a big FUCK YEAH for Lasagna Cat!!! i don't always "get" Fatal Farm, but they're spot-on with all their Garfield parodies. hi-fuckin-larious. watch 'em all.
Mega64 is the win, for sure. The Rez commercial was... interesting. Of course, anything involving All your base is the shit. I wore that phrase out when it first hit.
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good times.
and that Rez commercial.
wow.
Mega64 kills me every time I watch their vids.
Remind me of my pokemon card days.
I also really enjoyed the Final Fantasy Garfield. That was a good mash up.
Also FF Garfield was hilarious
Still, Mega64 ftw.
Oh yeah, and that Mega64 is ten degrees of hilarious.
those are clearly not Lego brand building blocks.
Kimochi na = it feels so good~
lolololol
and a big FUCK YEAH for Lasagna Cat!!! i don't always "get" Fatal Farm, but they're spot-on with all their Garfield parodies. hi-fuckin-larious. watch 'em all.
It's good to see Mega64 back on top of their game, after that awful Rock Band commercial.
Also, old cards are old love the vid but new cards ftw Goyf, mutavault, gaddoc....
Video 2: My interpretation? Fail girl is a failure.
Video 3: This is why Sony put rumble back in their controllers.
Video 4: Though I appreciate the effort that went into it, I can only watch Tetris for so long.
Video 5: Somebody needs to inform these kids that swinging wildly as hard as you can does not make you better. At all.
Video 6: Told 1 hilarious joke!
Video 7: If they're already in China, who does their power leveling?
Video 8: Creepy robot girl is creepy.
Video 9: Literal lolling has occured. My girlfriend didn't agree, so I punched her. No, I didn't. Maybe.
Video 10: Probably one of the stranger things I've watched. Card rape FTW, and by that I mean For The Weird.