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Weekend Destructainment: All Your Base Are Belong to Us!

1:44 PM on 01.19.2008 // Hamza CTZ Aziz

First off, yes, this video is old. I've never seen it before and it has never graced Destructoid though, so it's perfectly OK for me to post this! Anyway, mainstream media had made a startling discover on our Internets. They discovered the All Your Base Are Belong To Us fad and did a super cereal news report on it. Well damn, does this mean the fad is not cool anymore like they said would happen? OH NOES! Spotted on BFeld13's C-Blog.

All your Weekend is Destructainmentd! Right after the jump, watch a girl named Stella rock out to the "All Your Base" song. After the rocking, check out two topless gamers get off on Rez. Then it's Tetris, LEGO style. Next up, a Wiitard almost destroys his big expensive TV with the stupid baseball bat attachment for the Wiimote. Then it's Final Fantasy Garfield.

Next, the Chinese show us what WoW would be like if it only involved alcohol. Then it's Random Robot Intermission with a creepy robot singing the Portal song. Next, an old video from GTA: San Andreas involving the one in a billion accident. The Destructainment ends with Mega64's latest ad for Magic: The Gathering.

Watching the All Your Base news piece reminded me of this old post Niero did where a girl named Stella rocks out HARD to the All Your Base song.

Two topless gamers get off on Rez. Spotted on Kotaku.

Tetris, LEGO style. Thanks, Nathew! 

Another Wiitard has an accident. Almost break his T.V.  Thanks, Tom Lester!

Final Fantasy Garfield. Spotted on Riser Glen's C-Blog

World of Chinese Craft. Drinking solves fights and makes the Chinese people forget about their cruel Government! Two birds with one stone! (Thanks, whoever sent me this!)

Random Robot Intermission: A little creepy robot sings the Portal song. Thanks, CannibalCalvin!  

Old video is OLD: The one in a billion accident in GTA: San Andreas.

Mega64: Magic the Gathering ad. Rocco eats Magic cards, Sean blows up a Xbox 360 with Magic cards and Derrick is murdered (and possibly raped) by Magic cards.

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