Where do I even begin to describe the worst (arguably the worst; hit the jump for the Chinese Street Fighter where the fighters are future cops and the travel back in time) Street Fighter live action video ever? Do I start off by talking about the nearly 4 minute opening credit sequence? Do I need to even mention the horrible "special effects" and horrible costumes and make up? How about the random fifteen seconds of the only scene with Chun Li where she's just crying? Don't even get me staaarrted on how the good guys are bad guys now and the bad guys are good guys. Thank you Kotaku for making me vomit a little. 

Weekend Destructainment is a little different this week. Thanks partly to Dick McVengeance. This message goes out to him:

How dare you think you can make Weekend Destructainment into some Weekend Japanatainment. When you sent in that "tip" of all of those Street Fighter videos at some weirdo Japanese site and suggested I should make some kind of themed Destructainment, I was insulted. I know exactly what you meant. You were insulting me for not having specific themes like how God Len always does it on Japanator. Listen dick, don't ever tell me how to run my show.

I'm Mr. Nerdcore! I got the most popular story on the site ever. IT DOES BETTER TRAFFIC THAN JAPANATOR DOES ON A DAILY BASIS!

Actually, I think I might be pointing the finger at the wrong guy. DMV wouldn't turn his back on Destructoid like this. This is God Lens evil plan. He's always biting my style since he started on Japanator. He's probably still hurt when I made fun of One Piece. Well the jokes on you, you pirate hooker! I'm going to make this weeks 'tainment a themed one and it's going to blow your Japanatainments out of the water.

B***h.

A singer dressed up like Chun Li. This is actually good once you realize that the main beat of the song is from Chun Li's stage. The random Chun Li sound effects are a nice touch too. Spotted on Omomani.

Future Cops. Street Fighter characters living in 2050, working as "future cops", have to go back to 1993 and go undercover at a school in order to protect a student - who is of importance in the future. However, other Street Fighter characters also go back with the intent to kill this student.