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CTZ is a total oxymoron.

This weekend's Destructainment is being manned by yours truly, the ever-lovable Sheir. While CTZ is off doing some weird crap and being some kind of ninja manwhore, he politely asked me to cover for him, and so here I am.

If you've seen the above video, you may notice something very, very odd. It has nothing to do with video games. I apologize for this, it's simply too awesome a video not to post. Let me have one liberty, and we'll proceed amicably.

Hit the jump for some video game oriented videos.

This kid should have been aborted. Yes, I just made fun of a 12 year old.

 
Someone buy me this game. Please? 
 
 
 
Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! 
 
So bad, it's good. "You can do barrel rolls!" 
 
 
This is a guy on our forum, true story. <3 Blu3Steel. 
 
 
The de facto Line Rider video (you know it's fancy when I use Latin.)
 
And that's it for this decidedly short version of Weekend Destructainment. Watch out next week for an action packed round of awesome, courtesy of CTZ.

Hugs and kisses,
Sheir. 







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Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 20:06
Gregor
Bluesteel, do you have that video in straight?
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 20:23
Gamechamp
For some reason, I can't get enough of those Line Rider videos.
nightmareci's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 20:26
nightmareci
Damnit Nintendo, I hate you more for not releasing Wario Ware: Smooth Moves in the USA around the same time as Japan got it. It just isn't fair! We deserve more awesome games too!
Beautox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 20:29
Beautox
that 12yr old needs to quit choking the mic like Ike Turner.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 20:34
CaffeinePowered
Adventure time owns
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 21:21
fromagex
everyone keeps watching these wario ware videos. i am not. i dont want the minigames ruined for myself. i want it all to be a surprise tuesday
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 21:37
Milofo
Wow, it takes something special to mispronounce Mario. I feel bad for the kid, its like he doesn't own either but his big brother is lieing to him for kicks.
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 21:49
TheBrain
lol, that kid is automatically amazing. Well, except for all the inaccuracies.
TECHSev's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 22:06
TECHSev
I knew i reconized that dogs voice,

check the credits it's john DiMagio a.k.a Bender a.k.a Marcus Fenix from gears of war, That guy and Billy West own the voice over industrie
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 22:12
Darren Nakamura
I'm gonna start calling things "rhombus" from now on.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 22:18
Darren Nakamura
I just watched the video with the kid... Was he joking? There are some things that are a matter of opinion (and he holds his incorrect opinion about them), but then he goes and says that PSP is outselling DS. Is he really that dumb that he can't read?

And why are his parents letting him play the GTA games anyway? His damn voice hasn't even changed yet.
Futuris7's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 23:01
Futuris7
hehe, Sheir, did you put adventure time up from the AV room? Cus I posted it yesterday.
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 23:23
Gamechamp
More people are buying the PSP than the DS? When'd that happen?
Cloudiroth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 23:41
Cloudiroth
Ha I remember that Star Fox 64 video..Nintendo Power sent it out to its subscribers (Which I was, from issue 1 through like 125) like a couple emonths before the game came out. I was maybe 12 & my bro was 14.& he memorized the whole video for some reason.

It was cutting edge shit back in the day, though.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 23:51
Aaron Mxy Yost
My hat is AWESOME!!!
c--b's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 23:52
c--b
That adventure time video actually is related to games, a bit. They used chip-tune music int he background! How cool is that!
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2007 00:01
iRaf
you can't fucking record movies on your psp and watch them in the morning, youngin.
mrplaid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2007 02:36
mrplaid
RHOMBUS!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2007 05:30
Holyetheline
I actually have that Starfox thing on VHS... along with a Diddy Kong Racing VHS... Those were good times.
pierrerodriguez's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2007 13:06
pierrerodriguez
i wish i was the captain of handheld gaming.
blu3steel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2007 14:53
blu3steel
"Bluesteel, do you have that video in straight?"

If by that you are commenting on the music not fitting properly to my amazing dance moves, well it was perfectly matched together before I put it on youtube.
Sheir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2007 14:55
Sheir
He meant that you look gay.
blu3steel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2007 16:02
blu3steel
NOOOOOO
DJP3DRO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2007 18:14
DJP3DRO
MAKE THE CRAZY FROG GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Ninjajuice66's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2007 19:50
Ninjajuice66
I love how that eight year old fetus is saying 'WE' have moved on, as if he were an adult.
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