CTZ is a total oxymoron.
This weekend's Destructainment is being manned by yours truly, the ever-lovable Sheir. While CTZ is off doing some weird crap and being some kind of ninja manwhore, he politely asked me to cover for him, and so here I am.
If you've seen the above video, you may notice something very, very odd. It has nothing to do with video games. I apologize for this, it's simply too awesome a video not to post. Let me have one liberty, and we'll proceed amicably.
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This kid should have been aborted. Yes, I just made fun of a 12 year old.