"Is it wrong that the best part of the lightsaber video is that it's better than some of the actual fights from the movies?"
QFE - so true.
the Zelda video kicked ass too - gj sheir,keener,orcist,whoever.
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Weekend Destructainment: 10 videos that make you want to punch CTZ.
While CTZ is off being Asian (or whatever the hell that ninja bastard is) I am here running Destructainment. Why? Well, because I'm stupid and I volunteered. Damn. In any case, hit the break for some videos that will make you giggle*. *Giggling not guaranteed. Each video subject to mild frowning and the cursing of our Lord and Savior's (Sheir's) good name. Individual experiences may vary. [Thx Ron Workman / Twisted Imp / Naked women everywhere] Inter-species erotica, balloon-throwing and bongos. A series of video game or video game-related ads: Gmod Techno Rave: This is just awesome. Castlevania III music video [Via Kotaku]: Not video-game related, but it is awesome-related: Looks like a liot over the Praystation 3 in Japan (everyone in Japan sounds like they're from an anime): Wiis like whoa [Via Kotaku]: "Your head is shaped like a diamond, hahahaha!" The best Zelda machinima ever:
If only this were the real SOCOM: Perhaps the stupidest video I have seen in a while. Enjoy: This concludes my forray into Weekend Destructainment. Big thanks to Keener, Orcist and Rosbif for supplying me with some content. If you guys enjoyed it, make sure to tell CTZ how much he sucks next time you see him. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Is it wrong that the best part of the lightsaber video is that it's better than some of the actual fights from the movies? whoa, i used to live in spring hill, fucking tennessee. i live about 15 minutes away from it right now. where'd that video originate as spring hill is a pretty specific subdivision for someone to pick for just video on the web? Gary's mod videos just never get old to me.
"Is it wrong that the best part of the lightsaber video is that it's better than some of the actual fights from the movies?" QFE - so true. the Zelda video kicked ass too - gj sheir,keener,orcist,whoever. That was possibly the best lightsaber fight I've ever seen. Pure win. It is sad though, how due to the complexities of modern gaming, communicating with aliens through the medium of nintendo is becoming increasingly unlikely. I don't know - the lightsaber fights in the movies were a lot more believeable (if you believe in massless glowing swords and telekinesis). These guys were impressive, but they don't have the 'oomph' of professional fight training. But then, my favorite 'saber style is Dooku and the bent saber, since it uses stabbity fencing moves rather than 'spin, spin!!' 'ACTION POSE!' repetition. Maybe it's personal bias, since I know close-in, high-speed dexterity is really only visually impressive to fencing nerds. 9:00 PM on 03.03.2011 Come join the Destructoid show live streamAny moment now, Max and I will be starting tonight's live stream of the Destructoid show with special guest editors Nick Chester, Conrad Zimmerman, and your favorite furry animal, Hamza Aziz. You can check it out at our YouT...
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