While CTZ is off being Asian (or whatever the hell that ninja bastard is) I am here running Destructainment. Why? Well, because I'm stupid and I volunteered. Damn. In any case, hit the break for some videos that will make you giggle*.
*Giggling not guaranteed. Each video subject to mild frowning and the cursing of our Lord and Savior's (Sheir's) good name. Individual experiences may vary. [Thx Ron Workman / Twisted Imp / Naked women everywhere]
Inter-species erotica, balloon-throwing and bongos. A series of video game or video game-related ads:
Gmod Techno Rave:
This is just awesome. Castlevania III music video [Via Kotaku]:
Not video-game related, but it is awesome-related:
Looks like a liot over the Praystation 3 in Japan (everyone in Japan sounds like they're from an anime):
Wiis like whoa [Via Kotaku]:
"Your head is shaped like a diamond, hahahaha!" The best Zelda machinima ever:
If only this were the real SOCOM:
Perhaps the stupidest video I have seen in a while. Enjoy:
This concludes my forray into Weekend Destructainment. Big thanks to Keener, Orcist and Rosbif for supplying me with some content. If you guys enjoyed it, make sure to tell CTZ how much he sucks next time you see him.
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