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Week made: Goat Simulator will become a real game


12:30 PM on 02.11.2014



The thing many of us desperately wanted to happen is going to: Coffee Stain Studios has relented and will turn its humorous Goat Simulator concept into a real game. Or was this -- putting the idea out there and seeing if people were genuinely into it -- the plan all along? I don't even care. Pre-orders are now open on the studio's site, granting early access via Steam.

New for this trailer is the ability to lick objects, tethering them to your tongue. This mechanic allows our goat friend to, say, wield an axe. It's not often I can get into pure sandbox games and remain interested for terribly long, but the sheer silliness of this has me feeling hopeful.

Also, I love this description from Coffee Stain: "Goat Simulator is like an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history."





You can now play Goat Simulator on the go photo


All the assets in Goat Simulator were actually bought online photo


You've goat to be kidding: Goat Simulator coming to Xbox One photo


Goat Simulator is receiving a North American retail release via Deep Silver photo


These Goat Simulator patch notes are funny photo


Goat Simulator gets a new map, multiplayer, and more goats in June photo


Goat Simulator is actually getting a retail release in the UK photo


Goat Simulator devs: Relationship with players is the best investment photo


Another map, local multiplayer planned for Goat Simulator photo


Goat Simulator pulls a Dead Island for its emotional launch trailer photo


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4:00 PM on 09.17.2014
You can now play Goat Simulator on the go

Coffee Stain Studios has brought Goat Simulator to iOS and Android. It's $4.99. While the game is surely best controlled with something other than a touch screen, the make-your-own-fun sandbox experience is suitable for mobil...more



2:30 PM on 08.13.2014
All the assets in Goat Simulator were actually bought online

Coffee Stain Studios' Goat Simulator began as a joke, a secret IP that was never meant to achieve the critical acclaim it has today. Armin Ibrisagic, a game designer that worked on Goat Simulator, stated that due to all the s...more



7:25 AM on 08.12.2014
You've goat to be kidding: Goat Simulator coming to Xbox One

Coffee Stain's Goat Simulator started as a wacky concept that took off faster than anyone could've ever imagined. After its positive reception on PC, it's heading to another petting zoo where a new audience can fawn over...more



3:00 PM on 06.28.2014
Goat Simulator is receiving a North American retail release via Deep Silver

Not too long ago, we announced that Goat Simulator would be receiving a retail release in the UK. A boxed version of the bizarre farm animal simulator was awesome news, but North American gamers were still relegated to the di...more



12:45 PM on 06.03.2014
These Goat Simulator patch notes are funny

Coffee Stain Studios clearly had fun detailing patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator, which adds four-player local splitscreen, wallrunning, more goats, bike riding, and other stuff at no additional cost to you, valued player. Here's ...more



12:00 PM on 05.20.2014
Goat Simulator gets a new map, multiplayer, and more goats in June

Goat Simulator was fun while it lasted but more content to mess around with is sorely needed. Coffee Stain Studios says patch 1.1 is arriving later than previously announced, now on June 3, in order to make sure the new map i...more



8:00 PM on 04.24.2014
Goat Simulator is actually getting a retail release in the UK

Are you ready to headbutt cars and lick strangers? Me too. How about in-game, though? Get ready to do it all over again with Goat Simulator's upcoming physical release in the UK. Koch Media announced today that a retail ...more



4:30 PM on 04.09.2014
Goat Simulator devs: Relationship with players is the best investment

Coffee Stain Studios, the developer behind Goat Simulator, has had all sorts of experiences when it comes to downloadable content. It released DLC for Sanctum in tiny chunks, add-ons for Sanctum 2 were bundled with ...more



11:30 AM on 04.07.2014
Another map, local multiplayer planned for Goat Simulator

Fans have been asking Coffee Stain Studios for Goat Simulator DLC and I can see why: what's there is tremendously funny, goofy stuff but there isn't a ton of it. We're in luck. The studio doesn't want to "charge for new conte...more



7:00 PM on 03.26.2014
Goat Simulator pulls a Dead Island for its emotional launch trailer

Two seconds. Two seconds into this launch trailer for Goat Simulator and I was already laughing. It's coming to Steam on April 1, 2014 because that's only fitting. To be clear, yes, Goat Simulator is an actual, real game eve...more




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