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Web MD: the Wiimote is actually  a double-edged sword photo

We've all seen the videos on YouTube and read the stories. Injuries caused by overzealous game players getting hurt by way of the Wiimote are nothing new to any of us. However, getting your very own medical term coined after you just might be. In a story that is just too ironic to be true, WebMD tells the tale of a 29-year old medical student (that should have known better) who wakes up to find a bad case of Wiitis in his shoulder.

The culprit? He just purchased a Wii, and had spent several hours the day before playing tennis -- courtesy of Nintendo. Here is what the good doctor, Julio Bonis, had to say about the whole situation:

“If a player gets too engrossed, he may ‘play tennis’ for many hours. Unlike in the real sport, physical strength and endurance are not limiting factors.

With the growing use of this new video game system, the risk of the Wiiitis variant may be higher than that of Nintendinitis reported in the literature, especially among adults. Physicians should be aware that there may be multiple, possibly puzzling presentations of Wiiitis.”

I'm still trying to figure out whatever happened to exercising a little bit of common sense and restraint. I can understand a child getting a bit carried away with Nintendo's joybox, but a medical student? How could such a benign-looking console cause so much pain? We haven't heard of this many people getting hurt from something they enjoy since the advent of Internet porn, hot candle wax, and duct tape.

[Via WebMD]


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PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 06/06/2007 15:34
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 06/06/2007 15:41
The suffix -itis means inflammation. So using it along with the term 'Wii' (thus making 'Wiiitis') boils down to 'Inflammation of the Wii'.

Sounds more like a masturbation injury than anything else (Yeah, I went there).
David Houghton 's Avatar
David Houghton at 06/06/2007 15:41
"physical strength and endurance are not limiting factors".

That man's clearly not played a 17 hour Wii Sports marathon on launch weekend, or seen my Mum ferrying in wet towels and iced water after a Christmas Day family boxing tournament.

It's a great indication of gaming becoming mainstream that he's instructing doctors to consider the Wii as a possible symptom in diagnosis though.
CaptainN's Avatar
CaptainN at 06/06/2007 15:43
Not to be confused with the one-hit-wonder pop band Wheatus. heh
imbeta's Avatar
imbeta at 06/06/2007 15:45
Wii - just like booze. NEVER to excess!
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BluDesign at 06/06/2007 15:49
Pepper some "uninspired" "lackluster" "unlike the PS3" and "Farfegnuugen" in there and it reads like a Summa post.

Oh wait.
/blinks
/SOB!

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LethalHairdo at 06/06/2007 16:03
This is sad on too many levels to even begin commenting. Too me it just paints a depressing picture of society. Unless the good doctor is merely speaking in jest.
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UglyShirts at 06/06/2007 16:06
Nintendonitis is nothing new. It's been around at LEAST since the NES. Granted, it used to just be the THUMBS...
Grapefruit Juice's Avatar
Grapefruit Juice at 06/06/2007 16:08
I got the Itis... ZZZzzzzzzzz

Hey, What do you call a medical student that plays his Wii-tennis for too long?

a Dentist.

thank you, Ill be here all week.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar
deanhatescoffee at 06/06/2007 16:20
"Wiiitis" - g'damn - three I's, and then ANOTHER one?
PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 06/06/2007 16:25
I was actually "diagnosed" with Nintendoitis when I was like 12 or 13 by a man that claimed to be a doctor. Turns out I actually just had Chorea which I got from Rhuematic Fever and lost complete control of the right side of my body for about 6 months. YAY STEROIDS!!
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TheBrain at 06/06/2007 16:27
My arm was definitely sore the next day following when I played SSX Blur for 7 hours straight. Ah, sore arm from quick repetitive motions. It's like being 12 years old all over again.
PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 06/06/2007 16:32
off topic: is SSX Blur really worth the money?
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 06/06/2007 16:34
PappaDukes: Yes yes yes yes and more yes. Hell, it's worth the money for the soundtrack ALONE! The game is absolutely fantastic.
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Crunshii at 06/06/2007 17:08
why do i keep reading, wiititis... btw, why dont we SHOW WEB MD of the rapidly recovery of the wiinjuries!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj3W-6ZfFw8
Grapefruit Juice's Avatar
Grapefruit Juice at 06/06/2007 17:08
@pappadukes
'FrustratingControl.com' gave it a 9.4
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imbeta at 06/06/2007 17:33
[img]http://vgaa.emulationzone.org/dir/albums/Nintendo_Entertainment_System/Dr._Mario/thumbs/mariopeach.jpg[/url]
PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 06/06/2007 17:34
@Grapefruit
I am unfamiliar with this website you speak of, and so is the Internets, apparently. Google just laughed at me... and Firefox is no longer speaking to me.
imbeta's Avatar
imbeta at 06/06/2007 17:34

(last comment WASN'T awesome... I blame the Wii arm)
PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 06/06/2007 17:36
I believe in helping the handicapped (both physically, and mentally).

Oni's Avatar
Oni at 06/06/2007 17:52
WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS! HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR!
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TheBrain at 06/06/2007 19:06
@PappaDukes

I'd say it is probably worth it. I really enjoyed the game and had little trouble with the controls. Much more fun than using an analog stick and buttons for sure. Just depends on how big a fan of SSX. I only rented it. I plan to buy it when its $30 or so.
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brainderailment at 06/06/2007 19:51
I never thought of this, it's like getting carpal tunnel syndrome, but not in your hands. In your whole freaking shoulder.
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MechaMonkey at 06/06/2007 19:53
1) A medical student should be far too busy to play hours of Wii. Somebody needs to focus more on their studies.

2) Wiiitis is a ridiculous term, especially coming from someone training to be a medical professional.
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Im OK at 06/06/2007 20:05
Better eat your Wheaties.
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deathtruck at 06/06/2007 21:21
http://www.dansdata.com/io025.htm

Perhaps DIMS (Doom Induced Motion Sickness) was around first?
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 06/06/2007 21:21
@dvddesign

Ah...but there is a stark difference between Summa and myself. I like the Wii, and Nintendo for that matter. Nonetheless, it can't be good news all the time.
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mrsamuel at 06/06/2007 21:27
Firstly, I agree with the people who have already stated that "Wiiitis" is a stupid/nonsense term. Secondly, without even reading the article, I may have lost some respect for WebMD.
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denki at 06/06/2007 21:48
It's quite obvious the Wiimote is a single-edged sword, not a double-edged sword. A single-edged sword is designed for slicing, a double-edged sword is for stabbing...something the Wiimote totally sucks ass at (play Wii Play billiards and you'll know what I am talking about).
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lowercaseluke at 06/07/2007 08:35
Fuck that shit, if you're not exhausted after 3 games then you're not doing it right.
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