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Weaponized horse poop CONFIRMED for MGS V

2:05 PM on 08.13.2014 // Kyle MacGregor
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This is next-gen gaming at its finest

Poop is something frequently omitted in videogames. How many epic adventures have we all played without seeing our heroes take a quick trip to the water closet en route to saving the world? A lot. Probably. Thankfully, that won't be the case in Metal Gear Solid V.

Snake's trusty steed defecates like a champion in The Phantom Pain, possessing the ability to subdue enemy Jeeps with its excrement. Apparently, horse feces is pretty dangerous, you guys. Make sure to remember that the next time you get behind the wheel.




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