The Hottest Ticket in Town. No, not a ticket to a chocolate factory or that weird ferris wheel you rode back in the 6th grade with that one girl you had the hots for; the ticket straight up to space mountain and back down where your mind is asking you, "What in the holy hotdog hell did I just witness?" Congrats, because you've just been inducted to the Luchaholics Family. We don't have any coins to give you, but I have a ton of Book It stickers that might get you a personal sized pizza at that pizza joint.
Oh man, oh man, we're gonna have a fun ride.
For those who don't know me, I'm Johnny Luchador, your resident luchador, and live broadcaster for Dtoid.tv. I break games, I play the forgotten titles from the island of misfit games and I never play a game the way it's suppose to be played. Back in my day, we use to have these things called instruction booklets, but I never read them and don't plan on following directions.
For the past 3 years I've been coming on every Sunday with one goal, and that goal was to one day hit 100 Million Views on our Twitch.tv channel. Actually, I had two goals, the other being to bring you the most insane product I could pull off on dtoid.tv. Well, we achieved the first goal, so I'm going to do what I do best, and put on a circus.
So, at 4pm Pacific, come watch me do something stupid to entertain you. You won't be sorry.
Retrofraction Getting my Ninja on for a selfie in the Bathroom for the contest:Donald J Trump Found this image of myself on Ted Cruz's computer, disgraceful! Further proof he isn't natural born, no true American would have a disgusting image like this! (Censored by some idiot's ugly face)Solar Pony Django That moment when your dog eats one of your figures but don't notice until it's to late. 10/10 Dog. Yah fuck.Alphadeus Love, Lost, Live, Lost (2014) - Yesterday was me and my girlfriend's 16th year anniversary together, so I decided to share this song. It deals with being in love, losing that person, moving on, and learning to love again. It's 9 minutes long, too :Pgajknight I have done my part. Thank you Niero. Question: Does blocking someone also remove their front-page articles too? iam16bit I've been on this site for sometime and for some reason I've never done a quickpost until now.TheKodu So I'm hearing the UN called Japan in to discus "Banning the sale of video games or cartoons involving sexual violence against women " Which by Anita's standards = any Violence able to be done. Japan sent a 40 page long NO back to the UN in reply.Amna Umen Why did I have to read that Austin Grossman was going to be one of the writers on a cancelled Half-Life 2 episode?Parismio Dammit its 3 and i cant stop reading cute gay romance mangas.Nekrosys Going to be honest; I love out-of-context anime screenshots. They're... kind of incredible.Jed Whitaker Retweet of the year goes to President of Worldwide Studios, Sony Computer Entertainment, Inc., Shuhei Yoshida. Voodoome Just got home from Deadpool and ... it's not good. I liked the jabs at Green Lantern and the previous movie Deadpool, but that was about it. The rest was just painfully forced dick jokes. Wife fell asleep. Nathan D Larxinostic rule34
CoilWhine Looks like I'm not gonna be able to 100% Tearaway Unfolded until Monday at the least. I'm definitely writing about it this weekend and am trying my hardest to get my screenshots off of my PS4 (especially hard as I don't do social media anymore)Darth Wachen I've never done a blog before, so I may as well try one with a review of Stranger of Sword City....well, when I get entered into that contest of courseikiryou Shakedown Hawaii is giving me good GTA vibes. I missed the topdown GTA games when they were a thing. I have to decide what platform to get it for since it's coming to 3DS/Vita/PS4/PC (probably the Vita version for moi).TheBlondeBass You think your art sucks? Here's the rule34 I made of Larx yesterday. Look at it and despair.Nekrosys Hey Dreamweaver? If you think your art sucks, you should have a look at my magnum opus. It's of Cloud from the popular game, Final Fantasy: All the Bravest. Agent9 I never thought this would happen, but here I am. all of my 700+ pokemon gone in one day. My cart stopped working and there's nothing I can do. I quit, you can't just rebuild all that. Time to find something else.taterchimp Tom Collins is a pretty great drink, and well suited for poutine. consumption