The Hottest Ticket in Town. No, not a ticket to a chocolate factory or that weird ferris wheel you rode back in the 6th grade with that one girl you had the hots for; the ticket straight up to space mountain and back down where your mind is asking you, "What in the holy hotdog hell did I just witness?" Congrats, because you've just been inducted to the Luchaholics Family. We don't have any coins to give you, but I have a ton of Book It stickers that might get you a personal sized pizza at that pizza joint.
Oh man, oh man, we're gonna have a fun ride.
For those who don't know me, I'm Johnny Luchador, your resident luchador, and live broadcaster for Dtoid.tv. I break games, I play the forgotten titles from the island of misfit games and I never play a game the way it's suppose to be played. Back in my day, we use to have these things called instruction booklets, but I never read them and don't plan on following directions.
For the past 3 years I've been coming on every Sunday with one goal, and that goal was to one day hit 100 Million Views on our Twitch.tv channel. Actually, I had two goals, the other being to bring you the most insane product I could pull off on dtoid.tv. Well, we achieved the first goal, so I'm going to do what I do best, and put on a circus.
So, at 4pm Pacific, come watch me do something stupid to entertain you. You won't be sorry.
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