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We are giving away five 2010 Nerdcore calendars! photo

It’s no secret that Destructoid has a very special relationship with Nerdcore. So “special,” in fact, that when Nerdcore completed their brand new 2010 calendar they presented us with two choices: 1) We could give away five of the fabulously scandalous calendars to you, our loyal readers, or 2) I could exclusively pose nude for all twelve months in various scenarios, most of which involved me facing the camera with one leg up on a wooden chair. Although I would do anything to further my career in the nude calendar posing business, I decided to think of you all first and declined the second option. You’re welcome.

So, here we are with five wonderfully sexy 2010 Nerdcore calendars to give away. Check out the below gallery for a preview of the some of the (censored) photographs. Needless to say, they are extra hot this year.

This year’s calendar theme is “Horror,” so to win, we want you to take a picture of yourself reenacting your favorite scene from a classic horror movie and post it in the comments. Heck, you can even make it a scene from a horror videogame. As long as it is in the horror genre, anything is game. And, no, you don’t have to do it with your clothes off, but I will say this: the more skin shown, the better. Think of us as the David Letterman of the blogging world.

The contest ends next Monday night (10/12) at 11:59 p.m., so get those entries in as soon as possible! This year’s calendar is a great one, so if even you don’t win, you should purchase one by clicking here. All the proceeds go to a charity to help save abandoned puppies.*

Good luck!

*That is not true at all.


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protoknuckles's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 11:05
protoknuckles
I'm sorry Chad, but if you were thinking about us we'd have a chad-ender. I hope you make the right choice next time.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 11:11
Necro BABS
These chicks are ugly. Next time u want us all naked just whisper sweet things in our ears. Seriously I thnk I have to rain on the contest parade but these are not good
madfigs's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 11:16
madfigs
The Chad calendar does sound intriguing, but even better would be a Destructoid Editors calendar as described above.
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 11:39
mourning orange
@Valentin

Between your Cblog and forum posts, I'm pretty sure most of us already know you're perv levels are well over 9000
ydarkage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 11:41
ydarkage
So.. tell me.. itīs a US only contest??
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 11:44
Necro BABS
If u win the contest are u really a winner?
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 11:45
Chad Concelmo
@ydarkage,
Nope! Anyone can enter! Good question. :)
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 12:22
Trevor McGee
Being attacked by Jason Voorhees. :P

whatisdelicious's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 12:23
whatisdelicious
Not a big fan of the horror theme. Call me weird, but I don't really find girls covered in blood that sexy.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 12:35
falinter
Blood covered girls?! Thats some sexy stuff!
Stay McKee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 12:36
Stay McKee
Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy.

also, a little weird thinking of Carol anne as a sex object.. maybe..



..actually.. yes that is a better thought..

also, also, wonder what ms. o'rourke would have looked like all grown up :/
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 12:37
ErigBurger
I'm lazy. I'll just go look at naked girls on the internet. Don't need to do squat to win that "contest".
ydarkage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 12:45
ydarkage
So.. Hooray!! Iīm gonna take a nude picture of myself!! I bet will be the Horror of the Year for the Destructoidīs Editors!! haha

Nah.. but if i did it, would i get a chance?? haha
ydarkage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 12:47
ydarkage
Complementing my useless commentary above (or bellow), can we ps a picture??
Zuriki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 13:16
Zuriki
Seriously, I can't get the facination with nude calenders. Wouldn't you rather just go fap to some free porn?

And this is coming from a girl!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 13:16
Colette Bennett
Could Nick and I enter, we'd so win this shit.

Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 13:17
Elsa
Hmmm... I'm just not that into looking at naked women, but I might have paid for a calendar of you posing nude in various positions involving one leg up on a chair... and maybe holding a PSP in a strategic spot... or maybe showing a wired controller clenched in your teeth and the wire snaking through your chest hair...

Yeah... you made the wrong choice... the Chad calendar definitely sounds like more fun! :)
Chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 13:25
Chack
A naked-horror scene picture contest? Is it wideworld open?
Chard, I'll get one of those Calendars, but I also would like to receive the Chad-lendar, can I?
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 13:37
brainderailment
Those are some not hot calender images.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 13:40
Necro BABS
Yeah screw the girls we will just ask for a Chad-lander
Stuart Conner's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 13:43
Stuart Conner
I remember the first NerdCore Calenders, I liked them. I hate to say I can't say the same for these. They have zero taste.
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 13:57
ghets
The Birds. Nice
ydarkage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 13:59
ydarkage
Oh Colette! Thatīs so unfair!! ;~

And by the way.. perfect pic!!! ;D
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 14:03
SuitcoatAvenger
I'm anti-effort, but pro-vagina.

Frankly I just don't know what to do about all of this.
Modern Robot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 14:19
Modern Robot
Do we get brownie points if it's a cult classic? And from the 80's? (Creepshow here I go!)
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 14:23
Shadowiii
Ew, those girls....ew.
Anifanatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 16:36
Anifanatic
I wish I was witty enough and talented enough to do something outrageous like "Spice Girls: The Movie" and make a joke about how it's a horror movie and re-enact a scene from it with four friends.
CitizenErased's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 16:47
CitizenErased
Isn't the kid in Poltergeist like...4?
That makes that picture real creepy.

Fun competition though.
EnigmaticHarle's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 17:33
EnigmaticHarle
Is that... Samantha Mathis?

I thank you :)
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 17:35
Super Drybones
Wow, pretty Old school colette.

I' gonna have to go back through Army of Darkness and find a scene I can do.
C4NT1's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 17:47
C4NT1
Miss Mosh in twin form?! o_0
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 19:41
Mr Kite
wrong choice chad. *shakes head*
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 01:32
CWal37
Suitcoat Avenger nailed it. Good thing my roommate is a photography major, I bet I can get him to whip something up and use it as homework.
Hoss's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 05:52
Hoss
nice... Zoli Suicide and all the other regulars for the win... the others ive seen not so much
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 15:39
Super Drybones
Well, here is a ton of work. oh right showmanship first.

BEHOLD THE AMALGAMATION OF THE MUSTARD OF DOOM WITH ZOMBIE SPRAY!!! COUPLED WITH MY NEWLY COMPLETED BIG BOX O'BLURAYGUN PROTOTYPE!!!!!









and in case the gif don't work

KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 13:57
KrazyKraut
@Super Drybones:

You got my back....you should get this freaky calendar^^
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 16:15
Occams electric toothbrush
Whoa. Dude. Shave the dirt 'stash. Keep the hell tentacles.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 17:28
Super Drybones
Thanks guys, its actually supposed to be vomit(which I added destructoid heads because I thought it was funny possibly maybe). I couldn't decide which scene from the Exorcist to use, so I combined two. Also the stash stays, if I shave it it will grow back in 6 hours, I'm that manly
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 10:28
Thornnn
I'm not really into horror, but I may enter just for amusement I so love photo contests.
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2009 00:10
KaL YoshiKa


Sorry for the shop turns out I don't own any black crayons.
Epicsm1ley's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2009 14:02
Epicsm1ley
i rater a halo calender
Urbanninja622's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2009 15:48
Urbanninja622
Who's going to be the first to tuck it back and take a Silence of the Lambs picture?
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 10:19
The Amazing Shenazin
for the love of God, WHERE CAN I SEE ALL THE PHOTOS UNCENSORED!!!???
hella's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 16:15
hella

Suspiria
another photoshop, but c'mon im not gonna cover my face in blood at work.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 21:26
mix
Just posting to see what time it is as it's 7:30 out here in Canada time.... :)
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 21:36
mix
Alllllllllllllll right!

Just so no one gets the original mixed up with my remake, mine is the 2nd one......lol


Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 22:32
Super Drybones
My computer is saying my images wont display, so incase you see the same heres the link

http://s162.photobucket.com/albums/t280/Dsnesnintendo/?action=view¤t=Exorcistism.gif

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t280/Dsnesnintendo/13.jpg

These were submitted a few days ago so they still are legit
Clov3r's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 22:36
Clov3r
http://i34.tinypic.com/10qci2q.jpg



Not sure how to post pictures on here, but I picked The Alien as my horror movie ( which is #2 on IMDB's top horror films list)

:)
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