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Anyone who has read Watchmen and seen 300 knows that Zack Snyder's upcoming film adaptation of Alan Moore's greatest graphic novel is going to suck. Nearly very single scene in the trailer is needlessly in slow-motion, Nite Owl and Silk Spectre are about ten years too young and way too slim, and 300 sucked balls anyway.

Yet, saying that, I almost think that the film adaptation will feel like Citizen Kane in comparison to what the episodic game might be like. 

To be developed by Deadline Games (creators of Total Overdose and Faith and .45) and released on PC, PSN, and XBLA, two downloadable episodes will be released: one coinciding with the film's theatrical release, one with the DVD release.

Given Deadlines' track record, I cannot imagine the Watchmen episodes will be anything but infuriatingly disrespectful to the source material. The graphic novel had less than ten "action" scenes total: are they going to superficially expand moments from the graphic novel and have player set a hundred cops on fire as Rorschach, rather than five or six? Or will they go the route of The Warriors, and focus on a time period the graphic novel doesn't cover?

Either way, Watchmen can't work as a movie, and it certainly can't work as a cash-in action videogame. Given how (rightfully) pissed off Alan Moore is at Snyder's upcoming film adaptation, one can only imagine he's getting ready to strangle someone with his beard after hearing this news.

But then again, maybe I'm being too harsh: do you think it could work?

[Via Joystiq - thanks, superhobo!]


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Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 01:39
Brian Keljore
This is the best article title ever... and all too true.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 01:41
-PL-
Didn't David Hayter write the screenplay for the Watchmen movie?
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 01:49
Anthony Burch
He wrote the best version of it, which Snyder then pretty much tossed away and had a new version made from scratch, which then had enough similarities to Hayter's version that they had to give him a co-writer credit.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 01:49
taumpytears
I can't stand Zack Snyder or 300. 300 was shit compared to Sin City and I doubt Snyder has a fraction of the skill necessary to make a decent Watchmen movie. Then again I'm not sure it's possible. Why does everything have to be turned into a damn movie? Some things are good enough left alone.
Perry Simm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 01:55
Perry Simm
And I thought I was the only one that doesn't suddenly consider Zack Snyder a genius, just because the trailer calls him a "visionary director".
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 01:59
Zen Albatross
Absolutely, positively the worst game adaptation idea ever.
cbebop007's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 01:59
cbebop007
I liked 300...does that make me a bad person?
cbebop007's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:01
cbebop007
Oh, but I don't care about Watchmen. Know very little about it. Though from what I DO know, making a prequel game sounds D-U-M-B.
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:15
Paroxysm
Of course every shot in the trailer is in slow motion because it's a teaser designed to go with the smashing pumpkins song (and intertwined particularly with that song as most shots have been specifically slowed to so that actions are in tempo) that is simply introducing the film not showing any content yet. And of course non of the myriad of things he has done right with reproducing what's on the page matter because see, angry nerd is angry.

Really the film could go either way but to call it now is fanboy bullshit.

Also few people have said Watchmen can't be filmed (except Moore buthe's a crazy person that hates everything). They've just said it's too long to film(Gilliam on record as saying it would make a great mini series). Take it as it as you will but currently the director's cut is reportedly 4 hours+. Of course that's probably cause it's all in slow motion AMIRITELOLCAT PEW?!@
Dersu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:18
Dersu
I just want to congratulate you, Anthony, on the balls you're showing in taking Snyder's overrated "300" to task. I'm surprised anyone on this site would actually do that. I have to disagree with you on one point. You say that "Watchmen" can't work as a movie. I think it can, but I don't think Snyder's the director for the job. If Stanley Kubrick was still around, for example, he could probably do it. The truth is, I don't feel it's so much a case of Watchmen not being able to work as a movie, I think it's more a question of "what's the point?" I think in the right hands a Watchmen movie could be good or even great, but I have a hard time seeing it truly live up to, or surpass, its source material. What's really unfortunate is that this movie, good or bad, is probably going to be the first thing people think of when someone mentions "Watchmen."
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:19
bluexy
Loved me that trailer. :) Can't wait for the movie to come out so I can watch the big guy and Comedian blow away some commies!

Since I have a low opinion of movie-games and episodic content I have no expectations for a Watchman style game.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:25
taumpytears
I'm not sure Watchmen could work well as a movie, or even needs a movie at all. Personally I don't like the aesthetic changes they made. While bringing something new tot he table is nice, I think in this case staying true to the source material is more important. Zack Snyder( who I think is a very poor But like Paroxysm said, at this point it is all speculation. Don't worry though I am right.
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:31
Dyson
I've read Watchmen multiple times, and from everything I'd seen and heard up to viewing the trailer, I shared Anthony's sentiments. But I must say, after viewing the trailer, I've come about face and now think that the movie will be amazing. I know that Moore hated V for Vendetta, too, but I liked that movie as well.

I would never have thought that a movie adaption of this insanely groundbreaking novel could ever be done and serve its source material any justice, but I now think differently.

The proof will be in the pudding, though.
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:32
Paroxysm
Oh I don't think Snyder is a great director (Dawn of the Dead remake is among m most hated films) but he does shoe improvement. He showed he can quite faithful to source material with 300 (the problem there is that the source material is retarded) so he could do decently here.

Of course the real issue as mentioned earlier in the thread is "Why bother?". But then I ask myself that question about a lot of films.
frozenbabylon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:34
frozenbabylon
I've not read the Watchmen. I've always been interested in it, But I'm not going to read it before I see the movie.

Know why?

Because I don't want to be one of those motherfucking comic nerds who sits there and whines, whinges and cries over the fact that `OMG IT NOT PERFEKT. IT NOT NO GOOD.`

There, I said it.
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:34
Paroxysm
Yes he does shoe improvement... I can't type.
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:35
monosylabik
ive been saying snyder's overrated since 300...dawn of the dead he was lucky because that was an excellent kick in the pants remake, but he lost it all after doing all the stupidest cliched things with 300. watchmen looks terrible as well and im sure alan moore is sobbing at night plotting snyders death as we speak.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:37
ArrestedDeveloper
I want this post rewritten by Chad, it's to "Revved out" as it stands now.

Also, Paroxysm is right. Saying a movie that is 8 months from release will suck reeks of elitist fanboyism. The trailer is in slow motion because it's a teaser that is syncing up to a melancholy song. If it wasn't in slow motion they'd have to play a Miley Cyrus song. Or, if it was in the budget, some Mr. Big.
superhobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:41
superhobo
@Rev and crew: No Prob ;)

I love how this thread instantly turned into a hate-in on Zack Snyder, instead of talking about the more damn games! ;D
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:44
Blind assassin
It's episodic stuff from before the graphic novel (apparently) so even if it's a steaming pile of shit it isn't canon and can safely be ignored by people that care about Watchmen. That said, I've never read Watchmen and don't care to so I have absolutely no place commenting in this thread...*wanders off*
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:49
Puppy Licks
I am pretty keen for the movie, but I agree that the games seem like a bad idea.

Don't worry you can always start an internet petition if you hate it that much ;)
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:49
eternalplayer2345
I've only read through watchmen once but I must say I don't think a movie could do it justice it just feels too large too condense into a movie. Or maybe I'm just a slow reader. That said I was kinda gitty when I saw the palace raise from the ground in the trailer.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:51
MrSadistic
omg I actually liked 300. I am so hardcore!!!!
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 02:53
Riser Glen
There was a point where I would be internet-raging against this movie non-stop, but I suppose my heart has softened to the point where I think it will at least be somewhat interesting to see The Watchmen become flesh and blood for 2-4 hours, even if the product of the experiment is a terrible Frankenstein monster. So I guess you can say that my interest is completely selfish. I know there's no improvements that can be made, but I'm just excited to see it for myself.

Minor tangent: Zack Snyder needs to cut that fast-mo to slow-mo bullshit, though. Not only did that crap lose its luster 30 minutes into 300, but it might also undercut the mundane qualities of The Watchmen that serve to build the atmosphere of The Watchmen's world. If something extraordinary happened in The Watchmen, it hits hard, like a shot of color in a black and white film.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 03:04
PrinceofCannedPeaches
If this fails, Alan Moore will disembowel somebody.

In the words of Neil Gaiman, who also knows something about the movies, the man is a "yeti in a suit".
Merry Ho's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 03:04
Merry Ho
I'll agree there is a slim chance of the movie being on par with the comic, and even less of a chance for the video game, those aren't good odds
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 03:19
JJ Rage
I'm a huge fan of Alan Moore's work, and have recommended Watchmen to damn near everyone I know since the first time I read it over 10 years ago.

With that said, Alan Moore is a fucking crybaby when it comes to film adaptations of his work. Granted, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was awful, and From Hell was damn near unrecognizable, but I have faith in Snyder's vision for the movie. Alan Moore has a deep hatred for Hollywood in general, especially when it comes to movies based on comic books. The guy is a genius, no doubt, but he's also reactionary and irrational. And he looks like he's been detained in Guantanamo Bay for the last three decades.

Hayter's version, if I recall, didn't even take place during the 80s, which I think is fairly important to the tone of Watchmen.

Snyder has exactly two moviues under his belt. TWO. Let's not go crazy and assume that he's going to use the same techniques for every movie he does. Don't jump to the conclusion that Watchmen is going to be just like 300, because that just won't be the case. Do your homework - dman near everyone associated with this movie has stated they're using practical effects and sets as much as possible. This isn't going to be like Sin City or 300 where the whole movie is shot in front of a green screen.




But with all of that said, the games are a fucking stupid idea.
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 03:40
angusm
Personally I've become more and more a fan of remakes. I find a terrible remake doesn't detract from its source for me since I view them as entirely different entities.

I'm also not the kind of guy who can read, play or watch things more than once or twice before it loses its appeal. So having a fresh take on something I enjoy, even if it turns out to be mediocre is still exciting to me.

Also with regards to 300, it filled me with testosterone-fueled glee, if such a thing is even possible..
shaun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 03:55
shaun
dude did you guys ever saw alan moore in person,he could like eat you alive in a milisecond
shaun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 04:01
shaun
anyways i liked the graphic novel,and i dont really trust zack snyder at all,i prefer more a david lynch like a guy,or stanley kulbrick,o wait,hes dead isnt he???? crap...
anyway,lets wait and see whats gonna happen.
Gil's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 05:24
Gil
Zack Snyder is a good director, 300 was an excellenet adaptation of the book, and David Hayter's original script was going to take the story and set it in modern times and Zack made the call to nix that and set it back in the original 1985 of the book. Saying the movie's going to suck because there's some slow motion in the trailer and the Night Owl isn't chubby enough is a pretty silly way to judge the movie's quality at this point.
T-y-l-e-r's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 05:25
T-y-l-e-r
Rorscarch (or how ever you spell that) always reminded me of a comic book fan. But seriously the movie looks good, and you're not special because you understand the watchmen, lots of people do.
Bus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 05:57
Bus
The Watchmen film exists in some nebulous realm of adaptation where it needlessly updates certain things in the most pointless manner possible (sexy new suits for everyone) but leaves most things be, diminishing the very point of making it. C'mon now, the Cold war is so relevant to today's audiences. How dare you try to update a 20 year old story to modern times, David Hayter, you cad.

Aside from those complaints, I look at the trailer and it looks so damn cool. But that's never what I thought when reading the comic book. I never thought "OMG DR. MANHATTAN JUST VAPORIZED THE VIET CONG!" I don't feel any horror about that moment, any sense of the world changing. I just don't feel like Snyder understands one iota about the subtext or authorial intent of what he's Xeroxing. When people asked him about the myriad ethical issues in 300, he just kinda shrugged his shoulders and basically said "Look, alright, I copied off of Frank Miller. Take it up with him."

It's good though to see that no discussion of negative impressions of advance press materials can occur on the internet without someone decisively pressing the question: "Well, why don't you just wait and watch the movie first, Mr. McJudgementalPants?!?" The predictably of people, amazing.
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 06:02
Kayka
I don't think Zach Snyder is the right guy to make the Watchmen movie, but then again I know of no other person in the film industry that is a bigger fan of Watchmen. With that in mind, I think the trailer is how it is, because he wants to appeal to a larger audience.
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 06:21
JJ Rage
"It's good though to see that no discussion of negative impressions of advance press materials can occur on the internet without someone decisively pressing the question: "Well, why don't you just wait and watch the movie first, Mr. McJudgementalPants?!?" The predictably of people, amazing."


Can't that same logic be applied to those of us who enjoyed the trailer and feel good about the upcoming film? Are negative opinions the only acceptable ones?

People need to remember that this was was a teaser trailer. Most of the shots seen in the clip represent near exact replicas of panels within the Watchmen graphic novel. I do not believe the scene in which they show Dr. Manhattan vaporizing the soldier was intended to illicit a feeling of horror. Perhaps it was simply a product of the slow motion and the Smashing Pumpkins song.

I was wary of the film too, before I saw the trailer. I think Snyder's attention to detail will make this film great, and I prefer the story to stay in the 80s.



The best thing about Snyder working on this movie is that the studio considers him a proven money maker. They know Watchmen fans will go, but they can hook everyone else with that "From the director of 300" tag line. With so much studio support, Snyder is free to make the movie his way, without the studio trying to change (i.e. ruin) the film.
Ali D's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 06:57
Ali D
@ JJ Rage

"Can't that same logic be applied to those of us who enjoyed the trailer and feel good about the upcoming film? Are negative opinions the only acceptable ones?"

Of course, the internet has spoken and the consensus is that Watchmen will suck. I mean none of us have watched it, but hey our opinions = fact, right?

Actually, I'd like to invite every who thinks the movie will suck, not to go and see it. And in the run up to it, if you don't want to see Watchmen, don't talk about it. Might make the internet slightly more bearable over the next 12 months.
Ronsauce's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 07:04
Ronsauce
300 rocked. It set out to be a testosterone-fueled, stylized action movie that was fun to watch, and it succeeded easily. I've never read anything Watchmen-related, but the trailer looked good(read:entertaining), and that's all I want from my movies really.
UMF Skibum's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 07:07
UMF Skibum
Not to be one of "those" comic nerds, but I'd suggest to everyone that is posting that hasn't read Watchmen to check it out. It really is a classic in the medium. If you don't want to get it through illicit torrent-y means, its highly regarded enough to be available in most libraries.
Solivagant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 07:14
Solivagant
Surprising to see such an inflamed response to what I considered to be a great teaser trailer.

I read the comic book long before the movie started production, and its announcement worried me, even though I enjoyed 300 for what it was, a great adaptation of a great testosterone driven graphic novel.

Of course the Watchmen is a much more serious, more important piece of work than 300, and it requires the utmost respect from whoever is taking it to the screen.

It seems we are getting just that, since the teaser trailer was great:
Roscharch's voice was perfect, nearly every scene was taken directly from the book, and while I'll agree that Nite Owl and Silk Spectre's looks are a BIT different from the book, the Comedian's range of designs that have been so far mirror the book in practically every detail and that should be congratulated.

We've seen the photo of an older Comedian, with greying hair, and in the teaser we're shown three other looks the Comedian sported in the book, and they all look pretty faithful.

Since we haven't seen or heard much dialog from the characters besides Roscharch's great voice, that could be a point where the movie fails. But in my opinion it proves to be bit unreasonable to discount a movie because two characters aren't being portrayed as pot bellied heroes in their late years. We've yet to see the Nite Owl outside his costume, and the most important part of his character was his personality and character development throughout the book. You can't judge that based on slow moving (probably that way just for the trailer) images.

I'll explain why I'm surprised to see such a reaction from you, Rev. Anthony: your preview piece on Fallout 3 proved how much you're willing to let go to enjoy a good piece of action, even if it completely denies what made your "so called favorite RPG" Fallout tick. So it's funny how you're reacting to the Watchmen movie like how I reacted to the Fallout 3 travesty.

Good show.
Retoided's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 07:16
Retoided
Rev, come the fuck on dude, have a little faith,
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 07:26
JJ Rage
According to Entertainment Weekly, Patrick Wilson actually put on a lot of weight to play Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl. It doesn't show in the teaser, but I imagine it'll be more apparent once more trailers come out.

Nite Owl, Silk Spectre and Ozymandias have only undergone minor changes as far as costumes go, and all those changes I think will probably prove necessary for the movie to fit more into reality.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 07:37
aborto thefetus
I think I love you Rev. You expressed my exact feelings about this upcoming movie and 300.

Zach Snyder ruins everything he touches.
Leathersoup's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 07:47
Leathersoup
I thought the trailer looked quite promising. I wanna see some good Rorschach psycho crime fighting :)

Seriously though, the only thing I've sorta thought was lame about the trailer was that nobody seems to be that old. Where's Nite Owl's gut?
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 07:57
Cowzilla3
While I agree that the film will never live up to the comic I gotta say from everything I've read and seen they're doing the best they can. Nite Owl should be older (unless those were clips from the flashbacks) but in interviews Snyder seems to understand the book and how important it is. Does this mean he'll do it justice, can't tell, but I've still got hope.

However, these games will suck.
Quiotu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 08:32
Quiotu
I will agree that the games will suck ass, but there's a distinct difference between comics and movies. Both have elements that don't work in the other medium, so change ALWAYS has to be made. That's why they're called 'adaptations'.

How about we look at Christopher Nolan's masterpieces. Is either Batman Begins or The Dark Knight a word for word, scene for scene transcription of a specific comic? Fuck no. Does that make the movies any less pants-wetting awesome? Fuck no.

Anyone who expects a movie to be equal to the story it's adapted from is a retard. You put them on both mediums because they're great stories, but the mediums aren't necessarily comparable. I hear people bashing V and The League for literary heresy, but the movies by themselves were still good. They just weren't the original stories... too much was changed.

And so far people are dismissing this film because... Silk and Owl aren't fat enough? Because Ozzy isn't wearing his gold gay tunic outfit? Because a fucking teaser is in slow motion? Never mind that the scenes are nigh EXACT replicas of the graphic novel otherwise. Good lord, overreact much?
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 08:40
whormongr
I am going to hold a wait and see attitude, does the film look too slick? maybe- but I loved watchmen when i was a kid and there were a lot of things that looked good in the trailer. Honestly I hope that it isn't butchered, but just being able to see Rorschach and Dr. Manhattan on the screen is awesome- and I did like the shot in there of the comedian in the flashbacks gunning people down... The thing to remember is that those of us that were watchman fans... would not have enough #s to make the movie profitable, so even if the comic is true to the book, there has to be some flashy trailer to get joe blow out there to go and see the movie. If it just showed Rorschach walking around depressed and psychotic and an old fat Owl acting like a pussy no one would go and see it.
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 08:47
MisterMingo
I'm a HUGE Watchmen fan and I thought the movie trailer exceeded my every expectation, which were all terrible.

But I've never seen 300 as I wasn't that big a fan of the comic.

Could it suck? Definitely. But I'm remaining optimistic. DEAR GOD, OPTIMISM ON THE INTERNET!? NEVER!!

But the games do sound like an awful idea. What would you even DO? There isn't much action in the comic. And who would be the cannon fodder enemies? It's ridiculous.
killias2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 08:50
killias2
"With that said, Alan Moore is a fucking crybaby when it comes to film adaptations of his work. Granted, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was awful, and From Hell was damn near unrecognizable, but I have faith in Snyder's vision for the movie. Alan Moore has a deep hatred for Hollywood in general, especially when it comes to movies based on comic books. The guy is a genius, no doubt, but he's also reactionary and irrational. And he looks like he's been detained in Guantanamo Bay for the last three decades. "

True.

ALSO
Game idea sucks.
300 was good but not great. Don't take it seriously and just let it happen.
Ditto with Dawn of the Dead remake. This coming from a guy who worships the original Dawn and Night.
Movie could be good. Don't judge based on a trailer.

DONE
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 09:01
robotbebop
Getting EVERYTHING that the Watchmen says into a feature-length movie won't work, obviously. I hope that they'll probably just stick to a couple of the prevailing themes of the book throughout the whole movie.
Sassafrass's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 09:13
Sassafrass
Quick question: did anyone who saw 300 read the comic? I haven't, so it makes me curious as to how much of the mess that made up that movie was the comic's fault and how much was Snyder's. I mean, I like Frank Miller alright, but he does have a propensity for machismo-riddled messes of storytelling.

Knowing whether 300 was ridiculous due to faithfulness or unfaithfulness to the comic could be a big step towards knowing whether there's a snowball's chance in hell for Watchmen. Please inform me, for I fear for this movie.
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