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After nearly two years of working at his speedrun, a guy by the name of DemonStrate has completed Portal with a time of -- by his count -- 9:25.567. Impressive, especially if you aren't aware of some of the glitches that exist within the game and allow for such quick progression.

For the majority of this video, it's hard to keep track of what exactly he's doing. The rest is, well, waiting in elevators. Thankfully, DemonStrate says he is working on a commentary video, which is exactly what this needs. Regardless, it's a fun watch.

Also, this video confirms that you cannot play Portal without putting something in the toilet.

Man bends time, dignity to beat Portal in 10 minutes [PC Gamer]








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mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 17:22
mix
I totally have to watch this when I get home!!!
Kaggen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 17:26
Kaggen
I like me some speedruns but I do not enjoy adhd twitching while gaming
Telephis's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 17:33
Telephis
I'm sorry but that was disappointing. I guess I had something different in mind before I watched it. THATS NOT REALLY PLAYING YOU ARE JUST AHGASIFH-
woooh, almost lost my composure for a second.
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 17:39
Mista Smegheneghan
Wow.

Getting to the cake room AND placing the Companion Cube on the cake's just overkill.

But damn if that's not an epic portrayal of how people can break a game.

And nice singing, mate.
Keres's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 17:43
Keres
Glitching through levels is somewhat less impressive than solving them as quickly as possible I think.
ScrambledEggs's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 17:47
ScrambledEggs
wow he can sing
Trevor Stears's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 17:47
Trevor Stears
Guy wins because he beat the game without needing to kill the companion cube.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 18:26
Mr Andy Dixon
OH MY GOD I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE
Keroyx XIII's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 18:45
Keroyx XIII
Seriously? it took me ten minutes to even start portal.
WhiteZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 18:51
WhiteZombie
r u guys serious that this guy can sing? it was funny, but people cmon, have you never heard anyone sing before?
redeemer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 19:16
redeemer
I agree with Keres.

This was a crazy video, but shit like this doesn't really impress me.
MacV's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 19:20
MacV
My fastest run is 40~ min. Not exploiting. This is impressive, sure. But not what I'd call "beating" the game.
SilversunFrenzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 19:38
SilversunFrenzy
Haha, cake and Companion Cube, too classy~~
Ness's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 19:52
Ness
So my speedrun of Morrowind with no clipping turned on counts?? BADASS! I AM GOD (Amalexia or Vivec, your choice)
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 19:56
vrplumber
Favorite moment of the video = Now that you are in possession of both portals, this next test could take a very, very long time:P
neoREgen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 21:19
neoREgen
I don't care if he broke the game- it was crazy interesting. And still took a lot of skill to shoot exactly where he wanted to on the giant grid-based out-of-context maps in that amount of time.
I don't understand why eighty percent of what I just saw worked, but it did. Neat.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 21:41
WarZombie
How is this less impressive? What part of it took two years to do this do you guys not understand? A lot of speed runs use glitches, this isn't anything new.
LittleBigD's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 22:02
LittleBigD
How in the name of sweet holy monkey hell does someone figure out how to do that???
lokhe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 23:17
lokhe
@LittleBigD

The very first words of the article are: "After nearly two years..." You try playing any game for two years and see what you find out about it ^^
janoDX's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 23:19
janoDX
Watching the commentary of the speed run, it's a 2 hour explanation.
sky4's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 23:20
sky4
The horrible, atonal butchery of the song at the end is the price we must pay to see such mastery
Pumpkin King's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 23:28
Pumpkin King
damn, that was crazy
Seph N's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 23:56
Seph N
.....wow

8:58 to 9:25 pretty much just breaks the game. It's like using the flute in
super mario 3 but on crack.
sky4's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 23:59
sky4
Watched part of his commentary. Some jumps took him thousands of tries and he shows how to do them all, this was not made easy by glitches!
CormactheMac87's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2010 03:18
CormactheMac87
That was impressive. The time it must have took to get that right is just crazy to think about. How he had the patience to play portal that much is beyond me.
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2010 10:20
eskimo bob
This video literally made my jaw drop, and I'm tired enough today to make most things go straight over my head.

Then I showed the video to two of my friends, and they are currently in a complete state of disbelief.

Needless to say, this video was a success.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2010 11:11
Wedge
Wow, tons of assholes in here that obviously did not play the game on the PC, if at all. Exploiting games to do speedruns is a time honored PC tradition... goddamn kids and their ex bawkses.
ima420r's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2010 19:04
ima420r
That was awesome, except for the singing at the end. So off key, my ears need to be stabbed with a dull carrot.
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