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Well isn't this a pleasant surprise? The DOJO has easily become another epic week with the newest videos showing off Solid Snake in action. It looks like on Snake's stage, he will get a briefing before he fights his opponents from his various team members. The first video goes over Mario and shows Snake kicking some ass.  

Hit the jump for the very funny briefings on Wario, Samus, Yoshi and METAL GEARS?! 

Briefing on Yoshi: "How about I capture one so we can see what they taste like?"Briefing on Wario: "He also attacks by farting ... " "By farting ... Are you kidding me?!Briefing on Samus: "Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!"

Snake's stage is called Shadow Moses Island and recreates the structure in front of the helipad on the island. The walls that keep the stage closed in can be destroyed to open it up a bit more. Metal Gear REX, RAY and one newer Gear (MGS4 Gear?!) will come into the stage at random. 

Funny how it was just yesterday that we were talking about David Hayter voicing Solid Snake for Brawl. So do I even have to ask how much more excited you can get for this game? 


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lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 05:20
lem
If he gets knocked off the stage can we hear "Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!" each and every time?
Your moms new boyfriend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 05:21
Your moms new boyfriend
Wow, it almost makes Wario seem as dangerous as Vulcan Raven.

Almost.
Nyteshade's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 05:42
Nyteshade
That's just sick, I love how Snake hits on "naked" samus. I can't wait to whip some ass as Snake!
kapshhh's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 05:45
kapshhh
Poor Yoshi.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 05:49
cjpkiller
I think I just bought a wii
I love mgs.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 05:55
Orionsaint
Snake kicking Mario's ass? Now there's something you don't see everyday.

Nocturnal XVIII's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 06:05
Nocturnal XVIII
awesome.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 06:22
Necros
The briefings are great, but I hope they're optional, as seeing them too many times could get annoying.
Biltor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 06:23
Biltor
Snake is a bad ass.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 06:32
Tron Knotts
If Snake does end up being a "secret" character as the game's producer has said in the past, this officially makes hime the least secret secret character ever.
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 06:37
glipe
Dammit. The moment they release Chrono-Trigger on the VC, I'm buying a Wii and this. Funny stuff.
Mr Jonson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 06:54
Mr Jonson
does Snake snap Mario's neck on the first vid?
Bryan-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 06:57
Bryan-
Samus video needs moar content.

Like, more Samus. Naked.
Remz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 06:57
Remz
Yes. Yes he does.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 07:01
GuitarAtomik
That shit is epic looking. Snake will definitely be the first person I try out.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 07:26
Jim Sterling
EPIC!
PraiseChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 07:30
PraiseChaos
Lol. They did a pretty good job capturing Snake's persona in these intros. I can't wait to see the rest.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 07:32
Milofo
I think the last video is going to inspire some more Snake and Samus rule 34.
realyst's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 07:39
realyst
That was hilarious.

Purely awesome.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 07:54
Professor Pew
May Snake die a horrible death, and his franchise too.
Bryan-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 08:17
Bryan-
I've been a Samus person in the last two games, nothing leads me to believe I won't be in SSBB...

Besides the fact that the game has basically been completely changed as far as simplicity goes. It appears that the controls just aren't going to feel the same.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 08:17
king3vbo
Moar neck snapping? That was friggin hilarious, it just makes me a little more confident in Snake not being a quickly thrown in addon or a complete joke.

...and Snake and Samus Rule 34? Im sure we will be seeing it soon
xBBx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 08:36
xBBx
Those videos were great, December can't come soon enough. I plan on eating healthier, excercising, and looking both ways before I cross until Smash Bros. comes out. Then, after it's release, I'll go back to eating greesy cheesesteak sandwiches, napping every 2 hours, and disobeying the rules of the road on a daily basis.

God bless America
FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 08:51
FuriousGeorge
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME???"
Bryan-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 08:57
Bryan-
I've been a Samus person in the last two games, nothing leads me to believe I won't be in SSBB...

Besides the fact that the game has basically been completely changed as far as simplicity goes. It appears that the controls just aren't going to feel the same.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 09:06
Genki-JAM
Oh MAN this is going to be SO epic!!

@Bryan

Do you mean the controls for Samus won't be the same or that the game's controls overall won't be the same? Because by the looks of it, the only simplicity they've added is holding down the A button to do rapid attacks rather than rapidly tapping (which is still optional). I don't think the controls will really change at all from what we had in Melee.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 09:06
Mxyzptlk
Now I'm insanely curious as to what Yoshis taste like. And the first person to say "like chicken" is no longer my friend.
cryophantom's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 09:24
cryophantom
I'd imagine that Yoshi kinda tastes like frog.

I guess I won't say what frog tastes like...
Bryan-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 09:40
Bryan-
@Genki

Hahaha, I don't know, I just can't imagine that. It's like rapidfire you can't turn off. Sounds like it can get fucking annoying. We'll just have to wait and see.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 09:51
topgeargorilla
OMG!
The one thing I'm gonna complain about is how snake has the same sort of grainy look that link has.

The more simplistic characters seem to look much better in this game.


BTW, who thinks that because of Smash, the wii might get a MGS game??
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 09:57
urbanyeti
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 09:59
urbanyeti
@topgeargorilla. I dunno...I'd like to HOPE things are heading this way. I'm still waiting for that Ice Climbers sequel after they appeared in the last game.

When will we be together Nana? When??
flameon4444's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:03
flameon4444
Man, oh, man. I can't wait to play this game! Hopefully we will get Calorie Mate power-ups...
Anemone's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:06
Anemone
@Glipe
Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that SquareEnix has said that they don't plan on putting their titles on VC. I could be wrong, or they may have changed their minds, but last I heard it was negative.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:07
Cheeburga
Epic as hell.
Isn't weird that we we're just talking about his voice being in the game?
Anemone's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:12
Anemone
@Glipe
Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that SquareEnix has said that they don't plan on putting their titles on VC. I could be wrong, or they may have changed their minds, but last I heard it was negative.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:18
SLiFE
SO FUCKING WIN!!
Bryan-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:20
Bryan-
@Genki

Hahaha, I don't know, I just can't imagine that. It's like rapidfire you can't turn off. Sounds like it can get fucking annoying. We'll just have to wait and see.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:25
Fading Star
Snake is going to kill everybody. Sweet.

"You're kidding right? It's Mario."
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:31
ran24
WTF does the camo box do?!?!
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:34
Fading Star
"How about I capture one so we can see what they taste like?" Lol.

MMMM, tastes like turkey.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:40
mix
Looks damn sweet.

@topgeargorilla

It could very much happen seeing as how Gamecube got MGS2 remixed up.
cbebop007's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 10:42
cbebop007
"How about I capture one so we can see what they taste like?" A nod to MGS3 and hilarious. Beautiful.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 11:04
Yashoki
Snake is my hero.
SchickOuttaShape's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 11:16
SchickOuttaShape
But how will he snap Kirby's...uh...neck?!
generaldane's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 11:25
generaldane
her loss
corneliuscack's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 11:42
corneliuscack
i hope snake's taunt, is that infamous otakon-snake bff handshake in mgs2 lol
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 11:43
deanhatescoffee
Hiding in a box is the best move ever.
Blaaguuu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 12:19
Blaaguuu
@SchickOuttaShape:
By twisting him like a balloon animal?
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 12:20
A New Challenger
Yeah, these are pretty awesome. The whole fish-out-of-water angle with Snake is fantastic.
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