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Watch Solid Snake kick Mario's ass. Also, he wants to eat Yoshi
5:14 AM on 10.02.2007, Hamza CTZ Aziz 67 comments

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Well isn't this a pleasant surprise? The DOJO has easily become another epic week with the newest videos showing off Solid Snake in action. It looks like on Snake's stage, he will get a briefing before he fights his opponents from his various team members. The first video goes over Mario and shows Snake kicking some ass.  

Hit the jump for the very funny briefings on Wario, Samus, Yoshi and METAL GEARS?! 

Briefing on Yoshi: "How about I capture one so we can see what they taste like?"Briefing on Wario: "He also attacks by farting ... " "By farting ... Are you kidding me?!Briefing on Samus: "Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!"

Snake's stage is called Shadow Moses Island and recreates the structure in front of the helipad on the island. The walls that keep the stage closed in can be destroyed to open it up a bit more. Metal Gear REX, RAY and one newer Gear (MGS4 Gear?!) will come into the stage at random. 

Funny how it was just yesterday that we were talking about David Hayter voicing Solid Snake for Brawl. So do I even have to ask how much more excited you can get for this game? 


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Nyteshade's Avatar
Nyteshade at 10/02/2007 05:42
That's just sick, I love how Snake hits on "naked" samus. I can't wait to whip some ass as Snake!
kapshhh's Avatar
kapshhh at 10/02/2007 05:45
Poor Yoshi.
cjpkiller's Avatar
cjpkiller at 10/02/2007 05:49
I think I just bought a wii
I love mgs.
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Orionsaint at 10/02/2007 05:55
Snake kicking Mario's ass? Now there's something you don't see everyday.

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Nocturnal XVIII at 10/02/2007 06:05
awesome.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/02/2007 06:22
The briefings are great, but I hope they're optional, as seeing them too many times could get annoying.
Biltor's Avatar
Biltor at 10/02/2007 06:23
Snake is a bad ass.
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Tron Knotts at 10/02/2007 06:32
If Snake does end up being a "secret" character as the game's producer has said in the past, this officially makes hime the least secret secret character ever.
glipe's Avatar
glipe at 10/02/2007 06:37
Dammit. The moment they release Chrono-Trigger on the VC, I'm buying a Wii and this. Funny stuff.
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windexwindex at 10/02/2007 06:54
does Snake snap Mario's neck on the first vid?
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Bryan- at 10/02/2007 06:57
Samus video needs moar content.

Like, more Samus. Naked.
Remz's Avatar
Remz at 10/02/2007 06:57
Yes. Yes he does.
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GuitarAtomik at 10/02/2007 07:01
That shit is epic looking. Snake will definitely be the first person I try out.
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Jim Sterling at 10/02/2007 07:26
EPIC!
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PraiseChaos at 10/02/2007 07:30
Lol. They did a pretty good job capturing Snake's persona in these intros. I can't wait to see the rest.
Milofo's Avatar
Milofo at 10/02/2007 07:32
I think the last video is going to inspire some more Snake and Samus rule 34.
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realyst at 10/02/2007 07:39
That was hilarious.

Purely awesome.
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Professor Pew at 10/02/2007 07:54
May Snake die a horrible death, and his franchise too.
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Bryan- at 10/02/2007 08:17
I've been a Samus person in the last two games, nothing leads me to believe I won't be in SSBB...

Besides the fact that the game has basically been completely changed as far as simplicity goes. It appears that the controls just aren't going to feel the same.
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king3vbo at 10/02/2007 08:17
Moar neck snapping? That was friggin hilarious, it just makes me a little more confident in Snake not being a quickly thrown in addon or a complete joke.

...and Snake and Samus Rule 34? Im sure we will be seeing it soon
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xBBx at 10/02/2007 08:36
Those videos were great, December can't come soon enough. I plan on eating healthier, excercising, and looking both ways before I cross until Smash Bros. comes out. Then, after it's release, I'll go back to eating greesy cheesesteak sandwiches, napping every 2 hours, and disobeying the rules of the road on a daily basis.

God bless America
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FuriousGeorge at 10/02/2007 08:51
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME???"
Bryan-'s Avatar
Bryan- at 10/02/2007 08:57
I've been a Samus person in the last two games, nothing leads me to believe I won't be in SSBB...

Besides the fact that the game has basically been completely changed as far as simplicity goes. It appears that the controls just aren't going to feel the same.
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Genki-JAM at 10/02/2007 09:06
Oh MAN this is going to be SO epic!!

@Bryan

Do you mean the controls for Samus won't be the same or that the game's controls overall won't be the same? Because by the looks of it, the only simplicity they've added is holding down the A button to do rapid attacks rather than rapidly tapping (which is still optional). I don't think the controls will really change at all from what we had in Melee.
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Mxyzptlk at 10/02/2007 09:06
Now I'm insanely curious as to what Yoshis taste like. And the first person to say "like chicken" is no longer my friend.
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cryophantom at 10/02/2007 09:24
I'd imagine that Yoshi kinda tastes like frog.

I guess I won't say what frog tastes like...
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Bryan- at 10/02/2007 09:40
@Genki

Hahaha, I don't know, I just can't imagine that. It's like rapidfire you can't turn off. Sounds like it can get fucking annoying. We'll just have to wait and see.
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topgeargorilla at 10/02/2007 09:51
OMG!
The one thing I'm gonna complain about is how snake has the same sort of grainy look that link has.

The more simplistic characters seem to look much better in this game.


BTW, who thinks that because of Smash, the wii might get a MGS game??
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urbanyeti at 10/02/2007 09:57
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urbanyeti at 10/02/2007 09:59
@topgeargorilla. I dunno...I'd like to HOPE things are heading this way. I'm still waiting for that Ice Climbers sequel after they appeared in the last game.

When will we be together Nana? When??
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flameon4444 at 10/02/2007 10:03
Man, oh, man. I can't wait to play this game! Hopefully we will get Calorie Mate power-ups...
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Anemone at 10/02/2007 10:06
@Glipe
Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that SquareEnix has said that they don't plan on putting their titles on VC. I could be wrong, or they may have changed their minds, but last I heard it was negative.
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Cheeburga at 10/02/2007 10:07
Epic as hell.
Isn't weird that we we're just talking about his voice being in the game?
Anemone's Avatar
Anemone at 10/02/2007 10:12
@Glipe
Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that SquareEnix has said that they don't plan on putting their titles on VC. I could be wrong, or they may have changed their minds, but last I heard it was negative.
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SLiFE at 10/02/2007 10:18
SO FUCKING WIN!!
Bryan-'s Avatar
Bryan- at 10/02/2007 10:20
@Genki

Hahaha, I don't know, I just can't imagine that. It's like rapidfire you can't turn off. Sounds like it can get fucking annoying. We'll just have to wait and see.
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 10/02/2007 10:25
Snake is going to kill everybody. Sweet.

"You're kidding right? It's Mario."
ran24's Avatar
ran24 at 10/02/2007 10:31
WTF does the camo box do?!?!
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 10/02/2007 10:34
"How about I capture one so we can see what they taste like?" Lol.

MMMM, tastes like turkey.
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mix at 10/02/2007 10:40
Looks damn sweet.

@topgeargorilla

It could very much happen seeing as how Gamecube got MGS2 remixed up.
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cbebop007 at 10/02/2007 10:42
"How about I capture one so we can see what they taste like?" A nod to MGS3 and hilarious. Beautiful.
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Yashoki at 10/02/2007 11:04
Snake is my hero.
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SchickOuttaShape at 10/02/2007 11:16
But how will he snap Kirby's...uh...neck?!
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generaldane at 10/02/2007 11:25
her loss
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corneliuscack at 10/02/2007 11:42
i hope snake's taunt, is that infamous otakon-snake bff handshake in mgs2 lol
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deanhatescoffee at 10/02/2007 11:43
Hiding in a box is the best move ever.
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Blaaguuu at 10/02/2007 12:19
@SchickOuttaShape:
By twisting him like a balloon animal?
A New Challenger's Avatar
A New Challenger at 10/02/2007 12:20
Yeah, these are pretty awesome. The whole fish-out-of-water angle with Snake is fantastic.
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