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I think its pretty messed up they won't be showing Sony or Nintendo's conferences on XBL (guess they don't want their customers to know what they're missing), but they won't be showing them on Spike either? I mean, I know that no one with a 1/3 or more of a brain watches Spike, but damn they will buy exclusivity wherever they can get it...
Is the header from where I think it is?
"SPIKE TV IS TV FOR MEEEEEEEN LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE FLAILING IN FRONT OF THEIR TV'S LIKE IDIOTS, YOU WANT THIS, RIGHT MEN? OF COURSE YOU DO. MEN. FOOTBALL! TITS! BEER! CALL OF DUTY! STEAK! PENIS... Oh fuck I mean... Oh yeah I meant penis. Microsoft press conference on Spike TV" - Actual ad for the event.*
*Probably true.
*Probably true.
yeah, but will I need a gold membership to watch it on Xbox? Probably. I don't get Spike anymore (though now I do get G4 which will probably carry a whole lot of nothing for E3) so I guess I'll have to find a live stream somewhere.
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I HATE that Gold is required to stream video content... stupid Microsoft!
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I HATE that Gold is required to stream video content... stupid Microsoft!
MS has had the weakest e3 in the last several years... Kinect is a FLOP! Now that we know there will be no new announcement of consoles, I'm thinking it's going to suck again this year...
I'm looking forward to Sony and Nintendo more than anything, but I'll still probably watch the MS presentation.
I'm looking forward to Sony and Nintendo more than anything, but I'll still probably watch the MS presentation.
@jordan
no way, some of them are seemingly grosser and "tendrilier," but read the story for the thing and then stare deeply into those eyes for a while. it's like you can feel his icy hands slowly creeping up your collar bone to situate themselves around your neck.
no way, some of them are seemingly grosser and "tendrilier," but read the story for the thing and then stare deeply into those eyes for a while. it's like you can feel his icy hands slowly creeping up your collar bone to situate themselves around your neck.
No Europeans allowed as usual with the spike stream, or they've changed it this year. It's the same every year, dicking around finding good streams that don't get shut down. Or am thinking of the VGA's? Hmm, probably both.
If it's Gold-Gated then Microsoft will, once again, be completely misunderstanding how the internet works.
@JQM78
You're joking right? None of the "big 3" have had very good E3 showings at all in the recent years.
You're joking right? None of the "big 3" have had very good E3 showings at all in the recent years.
Ms has
Bombed the last few e3 so I couldn't care less.
Multiplats, something timed exclusives or some other useless crap, and kinect zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Bombed the last few e3 so I couldn't care less.
Multiplats, something timed exclusives or some other useless crap, and kinect zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
ZZZZZZZZZZ
Let me guess, start off with a 3rd Party Game, more 3rd Party Games, information we already know about whatever few 1st Party Games they have left, and the rest is Kinect.
Rinse & repeat.
Do casuals even know E3 exist? I don't think they do, so why does it showcase Kinect so much when nobody in the audience cares that much? Oh right, because they lack 1st party games.
Let me guess, start off with a 3rd Party Game, more 3rd Party Games, information we already know about whatever few 1st Party Games they have left, and the rest is Kinect.
Rinse & repeat.
Do casuals even know E3 exist? I don't think they do, so why does it showcase Kinect so much when nobody in the audience cares that much? Oh right, because they lack 1st party games.
This is the only time of year I watch Spike TV. It used to be the only time of year I watched G4, too, but DirecTV no longer carries that channel so I have to watch online now.
God I hope they announce something besides Kinect games and more Gold features I'll never fucking use.
Gonna get some BEERS and my bROs and some biTches and were gonna watch some SPIKE to get news on our XBoxES.
Those scary stories ruined my childhood.
And at the same time made me appreciate horror stories so much.
And at the same time made me appreciate horror stories so much.
What is this Scary Stories? Some sort of Goosebumps rip-off!?
I imagine the Microsoft conference will involve a lot of catalogue models flailing at a Kinect and maybe that arsehole who always wears velvet shirts and wears sunglasses indoors.
I imagine the Microsoft conference will involve a lot of catalogue models flailing at a Kinect and maybe that arsehole who always wears velvet shirts and wears sunglasses indoors.
@JQM78 I wouldn't call the Kinect itself a flop, but MS sure do look like idiots when talking about it/demoing it on stage for 60-90 minutes.
@Konnery
Uhhh... Your point? So what if your "PS3 friends" watch Spike TV?
As for E3 showings for the past few years, that's all based on preferences and opinions. No one actually "won".
Uhhh... Your point? So what if your "PS3 friends" watch Spike TV?
As for E3 showings for the past few years, that's all based on preferences and opinions. No one actually "won".
@Handy
Goosebumps is a tame childrens series while ScaryStories are the definition of pure mindfcuk.
Goosebumps is a tame childrens series while ScaryStories are the definition of pure mindfcuk.
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I expect gameplay demonstrations for Halo 4, Black Ops II, and Dawnguard, and some type of showing for Forza Horizon. I wouldn't count out announcements for sequels to Crackdown, Alan Wake, or Halo Wars, but I figure they're much less likely. And I'll always be holding out hope for Brute Force 2.
Really, really.
Really, really.
Who's ready for more embarrassing Kinect demonstrations done by over enthusiastic kids who are clearly acting and NOT actually playing the game.
I know I'm not...
I know I'm not...
If there are no new Xbox announcements and I don't own a 360, I think I should skip this conference and just watch the funny parts on youtube an hour later.
You know which one got me the worst, the one with the girl whose cheek became all puss-filled and stuff and then her cheek bursted into a bunch of spiders. I still think about that one. I feel like re-reading these books.
@Handy
Goosebumps was a kind of scary book for children.
Scary Stories was a book made by former serial killers, that somehow ended up in every elementary school library.
Goosebumps was a kind of scary book for children.
Scary Stories was a book made by former serial killers, that somehow ended up in every elementary school library.
@afkraiding
Aye, I have weirdly fond memories of this when I was maybe 7 or 8. If this is the right story collection my favorite is probably Wedingo, or Wembdingo (whatever the hell it's called).
Aye, I have weirdly fond memories of this when I was maybe 7 or 8. If this is the right story collection my favorite is probably Wedingo, or Wembdingo (whatever the hell it's called).
Oh boy, I can't wait to see this year's line up of Kinect shovelware and brown shooters!
Joking aside, E3 hasn't been good in years. It's a hollow imitation of its former self, desperately looking for a way to stay relevant in the midst of PAX and TGS.
Joking aside, E3 hasn't been good in years. It's a hollow imitation of its former self, desperately looking for a way to stay relevant in the midst of PAX and TGS.
lol @ excessive amount of sony fanboys hate - then again given the fact that Sony doesn't have a single good title in the pipeline, nor had one in the past few months it's not surprising.
as for MS showing i hope we'll get:
Halo 4 demo,
Forza Horizon demo,
Ryse and proper Fable: The Journey demo,
Deadlight, Codename: Class 3/4 presentations,
Steel Battalion Heavy: Armor demo,
Dance Central sequel,
another Disney-Pixar title from Frontier/Asobo,
another bucketload of XBLA exclusive titles just as usual,
new core Kinect games,
and announcements from studios they've just created - after all Microsoft in the past year created or bought 10 different studios that will handle game development, that work on unannounced projects. add to that studios they've signed as 2nd party developers in the past few months and it seems they will have quite an impressive showing at E3.
as for MS showing i hope we'll get:
Halo 4 demo,
Forza Horizon demo,
Ryse and proper Fable: The Journey demo,
Deadlight, Codename: Class 3/4 presentations,
Steel Battalion Heavy: Armor demo,
Dance Central sequel,
another Disney-Pixar title from Frontier/Asobo,
another bucketload of XBLA exclusive titles just as usual,
new core Kinect games,
and announcements from studios they've just created - after all Microsoft in the past year created or bought 10 different studios that will handle game development, that work on unannounced projects. add to that studios they've signed as 2nd party developers in the past few months and it seems they will have quite an impressive showing at E3.
First, they'll show off COD Black Ops 2. Then they'll do their usual kinect marketing campaign telling us why we should have on. Lastly, they'll finish off with another trailer for Halo 4. I think I just saved everyone else 90 minutes of their precious time.
Sweet, another 90 minutes of Microsoft pushing kids on stage to present god-awful Kinect games, and then cramming in three multi-platform games somewhere in the middle, followed by Halo 4 gameplay.
One thing they know for sure is that if they want to move some if those $99 litterboxes with the 2yr $15 a month subscriptions Spike is the place to push them.
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