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Hockey is a game dominated by men who routinely lose teeth and get checked into the air with razor sharp skates on. It's a manly sport full of manly things. So what videogame do the manly men of hockey play to stay so manly? Mario Kart. There's some spit in your eye, Blur.

Above you can see video proof of the Blackhawks, who are only one game away from the Stanley Cup finals, playing a crap ton of Mario Kart Wii while on the road for the playoffs. They're surprisingly adept at it, though there didn't seem to be much blue spark action going on. The first guy to figure that out is going to start to dominate their informal league.

Knowing how immensely superstitious teams are in the NHL, I think it's a safe bet to say that if the Blackhawks win the cup they may be seeing rounds of Mario Kart on their practice schedule from now on.

[Thanks, anonymous tipster]








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EdiBomb's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 00:11
EdiBomb
What the hell is a palyer?
Caspulex's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 00:20
Caspulex
Now I want to play Mario Kart.

Damnit. I was going to maybe sleep or play Grandia or something.
emuscles's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 00:21
emuscles
use spell check you fucking retard.

this is cool though.
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 00:54
kefkaesque
Loved the controller toss to controller catch, coordination right there.

Pretty cool to see, but they're still gonna lose to my flyers, they prolly play SSFIV or something like the bosses they are.
Revariance's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 01:09
Revariance
Go Blackhawks!

That's all I got.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 01:27
Dr Milkdad
Patrick Kane is a dangerous criminal. Fuck that guy, and that buffalofucker Dustin Buffalobuttfuckingfucksbuffalos. God damn fucking goon. I hate the Black Hawks.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 01:29
Orionsaint
Why are they playing this baby game? Play on a real man's console. Xbox, PS3.
Revariance's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 01:47
Revariance
@Orionsaint

"I've long been of the opinion that most people that don't like stuff because it's too "kiddie" are insecure adults, or are in fact kids themselves."

That's a quote from Holmes a few articles back. Enjoy it.
Retox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 01:50
Retox
@ Orionsaint

If that wasn't a joke all I have to say is fuck you, the Wii has some awesomely amazing games

If it was a joke, sorry for the fuck you
Librarian Mike's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 02:05
Librarian Mike
Jonathan Toews may not be that good at Mario Kart, but he is one HELL of a great hockey player.
Neroisonfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 02:09
Neroisonfire
Hockey players are casual gamers who have money to spend on batteries for controllers...

*shakes fist*
MarlinClock's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 02:59
MarlinClock
Librarian, he was saying that Toews was winning most of the games.

Btw, Hawks are gonna win so easily against the Flyers it ain't even funny.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 04:43
Chronic Logic
Wha? I was expecting them to play some hockey video games or something.
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 07:58
KwikPwn
Blackhawks will be the favorite, but the Flyers will win.
Blahblahblahblah's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 09:54
Blahblahblahblah
Blackhawks? No, get the fuck out.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2010 11:55
Elsa
LOL... Well... I guess the Canucks need to invest in a Wii system then.
Seolfer Wulf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2010 06:01
Seolfer Wulf
Flyers won't win, since Boston messed up and let them win. My moneys on the Blackhawks.
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