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Today is intensely slow news-wise.

Instead of actually going outside and bettering your chances of procreation, I bring you the above speedrun of one of my all-time favorite, ultra-action-packed, 2D psuedo-shmups, Gunstar Heroes.

These speedrun videos are the gamer's equivalent of listening to Mozart (or, for that matter, Martin Leung); there is absolutely no way your abilities will ever approach that level of perfection, but no one can deny the unanticipated wood outbreaks that symphonies are notorious for causing.


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Necros at 05/27/2007 21:33
Jeez, I just played that game in January with a friend. Even with co-op, we barely finished it on normal after an entire night of gaming. This video was just beautiful.
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CannibalCalvin at 05/27/2007 21:51
also cocks
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tazarthayoot at 05/27/2007 22:20
It's rediculous that they couldn't provide online functionality for the VC games, I would kill to play Gunstar online with friends.
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TheRob91 at 05/27/2007 23:45
I love this game.
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DeusPayne at 05/28/2007 00:21
I used to do Quake I speed runs. Does that mean I have teh purfekt skillz? Oh wait, I played Mozart on the piano for over a decade, I guess that's a resounding YES!

But yeah, gunstar heros is the best game evar. And my mozart playing skills will never help me get to this level of gaming.
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Mxyzptlk at 05/28/2007 01:00
This reminds me, I really should go ahead and download this on the VC.
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Mxyzptlk at 05/28/2007 01:26
Oh, and if you think it's a slow news day, then you obviously haven't heard that Charles Nelson Reilly died. This is highly relevant to gaming.
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tazarthayoot at 05/28/2007 01:45
The gay rat from Charlotte's Web croaked?

This is relevant.
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Mxyzptlk at 05/28/2007 02:09
@ tazarthayoot:

You're thinking of Paul Lynde I believe. Charles Nelson Reilly was probably best known for being the flamboyant gay guy on Match Game (best game show evar) and Jose Chung in that awesome episode of X-Files.
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Wedge at 05/28/2007 02:13
Damn that's so much harder than Gunstar Super Heroes @_@
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Campbell at 05/28/2007 02:48
You need to be either extremely lucky or good at save states to be able to roll through the Dice Game with all 3's.
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ridley80 at 05/28/2007 03:14
All I remember of Charles Nelson Reilly is that SNL skit that Will Ferrell did of Inside The Actor's Studio with Charles Nelson Reilly. That made me laugh. So it is relevant.
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DeusPayne at 05/28/2007 03:15
@Campbell: I'm sure whoever it is has run it so many times that they're bound to record one of them getting the perfect rolls.
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Boris Lugosi at 05/28/2007 07:15
Sure this isn't run on an emulator?
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Kif at 05/28/2007 12:51
I always got owned by the one who transformed into the gun as a kid. Man I miss games like this.
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Qee at 05/28/2007 20:35
ahhh nostalgia :)
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