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Wasted away again in fillerville; this is what I do on slow days ...

9:29 PM on 05.27.2007  ·  Earnest Cavalli
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Today is intensely slow news-wise.

Instead of actually going outside and bettering your chances of procreation, I bring you the above speedrun of one of my all-time favorite, ultra-action-packed, 2D psuedo-shmups, Gunstar Heroes.

These speedrun videos are the gamer's equivalent of listening to Mozart (or, for that matter, Martin Leung); there is absolutely no way your abilities will ever approach that level of perfection, but no one can deny the unanticipated wood outbreaks that symphonies are notorious for causing.

 
 

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